Does /r9k/ see hookers?
It's the ultimate convience.
>paid 60 bucks for an hour with this chick
>she sucked my dick and I sodomized her for a full hour for 3 twenties
>literally pocket change and I got to ass fuck this girl
I'm a NEET I don't have pocket change
Nope that's degenerete.
I just listen to music
>>37105264
Ew. You probably shouldn't brag about fucking that. Have you no shame? Also, hope you enjoy the flare up you're gonna have in about 4-6 weeks
>a girl drunkenly confessed her love for me and said that I was so handsome and cute
>see her regularly
>she has an amazing body, goes to the gym, 10/10 ass
>have a really strong urge to fuck her
but
>I'm in a relationship
>would never cheat
>gf does literally everything for me
>she is my first one
idk what to do lads. it's been getting quite stale with my gf but I feel like I would regret breaking up with her. I still love her, but not like I used to. I care about her but dont find her that attractive anymore.
wat do. I'm not sociopathic enough for chad life.
>cue the screaming frogs
>>37105185
don't do it, i lost the love of my life
>would never cheat
>gf does literally everything for me
theres your answer
the girl who confessed to you only wants your dick. if you are willing to ruin a good relationship in order to fuck a whore then go ahead.
>>37105185
Do not cheat. If you do it you represent everything r9k hates about women. You want to chose stacy over your dear girlfriend who you love. Dont be a fucking asshole. If you really have no more feelings for her then break it off with her, but dont do it solely because this stacy said you looked cute once.
Currently enjoying the view from our palace
AMA
Prove it or else you're just larping
>>37105080
Kind of a shitty view for a place. Are sure you're not just the son of a garden variety millionaire?
What is your favorite Avril Lavigne song and why?
>starting to think I'm gay or at least bisexual
t-thanks
>bicurious
>bi
>bigay
you're just fucking gay
>>37104888
yup, one sure sign of faggotry is shitting up /r9k/ with it while there's /lgbt/ so fuck off and go suck a dick.
>>37104888
I'm bicurious too. Want to trade penis pics?
What is your sexual fantasy /r9k/? Post pics with it.
Here is mine.
I want to cover Creed songs with a proper band in the same room as Chad and Stacey getting down to business.
>>37104899
sounds like a cuck fantasy?
>>37104927
What are you saying... I'm a cuck?
>try to chat up a girl in the park
>she says "gimme a break"
>I say "hmmm how about I break your fucking jaw"
>move on to the next one
How about I break your little feeble dick?
>>37104806
You go from girl to girl for what purpose exactly? Can I see a picture of what you dress like?
>>37104806
that's it.
no mercy, no regrets, moving on.
Do i have a chance to get a gf? I have never had one.
Yeah, you're entirely average. Put in a good bit of effort and something will happen.
brandon is this you?
originillimo
yes if you go outside and do something about it instead of constantly whining on r9k
>walk into room
>find your gf on top of your ugly fat friend
What do?
>>37104693
Ah ha. But what if i am the fat guy?
>>37104693
I join them desu
>>37104693
smack her around a few times
>"Children with AS are more likely to have sleep problems, including difficulty in falling asleep, frequent nocturnal awakenings, and early morning awakenings"
>"AS is also associated with high levels of alexithymia, which is difficulty in identifying and describing one's emotions"
Alexithyma is because a non-neurotypical brain (keep in mind when I say non-Neurotypical, I mean mildy autistic, not Chris-Chan tier) has higher abstract thought capabilities, which means that emotions/feelings are a lot more complex and can't really be orchestrated into words.
I know this myself. I also get what I can only describe as "concepts" that feels like an essence in my head, which I cannot vocalize, nor does it sound like an understandable language, but it makes sense to me perfectly.
Any other spergs have synaesthesia too?
>>37104741
that's a lot of big words
>>37104948
lmao there aren't any """le big words xDddD" in that post
you're going to need to try harder than that
>tfw want to get a Realdoll
Should I do it, boys?
>>37104665
seems expensive, you sure you don't wanna settle for one of those 20 lbs of pussy and ass type things?
How much are they and where can you buy them?
I see a lot of chink one's for pretty cheap on the bay
This is some unsettling Uncanny Valley shit. I'd fuck it.
>Teehee, Anon! We just liberated a gated community from the bourgeois. What have you done for the revolution?
Let me liberate dat @55
*telezips bock*
>>37104661
have fun with all the homeless panhandlers
>>37104661
Can I invite you to a helicopter ride? I'll promise it to be a very unique experience.
>"Dude tk me 2 da mall?
English you fucking satan spawn wannabe
>>37104513
Why dont you skateboard there, you little shit?
>>37104513
>licks lips
>unzips
>say "make it drip"
i'm just gonna vent i hope someone can actually reply to this.
>be thirdworlder
>have attachment to american culture
>can't relate to anything local anymore and no attachment/engagement with local culture anymore because i rarely communicate with anyone and i always expose myself to american medias
>always dreaming about moving to the US and just live alone there until i die. literally the only thing that excites me to study and work
>found /pol/
>got into republicanism and alex jones and rebel media
>got into alt rightism. they all make sense.
>found this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fQHZBr0wYg
>really feel bad about wanting to move out but i hate it here
>always bash on fellow indonesians who are living in america, saying they don't have national identity anywhere because minorities are never pro-country, only pro-their own race/cultural group
>realized that i'm only jealous that they're probably living that casey neistat life while i'm here talking to myself and fantasizing about living the life i want to have
i hate myself, i don't know who i am and i'm scared of the future. i'm scared of being married here and having kids.
Yea the USA is a great country for third worlders and refugees to move to, it's much nicer than Europe haha those guys are so btfo
Please stay where you are. We don't need more foreign neets taking up residence here.
Admire us from afar.
>>37104507
>>37104510
not in that way. i'm a cool one. i dress /fa/, i have a good face, and i'm certainly productive and intelligent enough.
im not funny
how do i be funny
if i were funny girls would like me
how are people naturally just funny
>>37104422
Have you tried been yourself?
>>37104422
>How are people naturally getting double dubs
Just be funny.
originalio
Would any of you fembots care to date a girl (male)?
Fembot here.
Fuck no. Trannies/traps etc are disgusting.
>>37104356
>le transbian meme
Eww.
>>37104356
>>37104420
>fembot
unoriginally NECK YOURSELF