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Haven't touched anyone in 17 years.

just passing through. felt like informing possibly uninformed lonely bots that cuddle parties are a thing you can sign up for and attend.

http://www.cuddleparty.com/seattle/
http://www.cuddleclubseattle.com/

here are a couple in my city just as an example. be well everyone

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>>37107474
are you 17(18) or an old fag
>>37107547
too anxious to ever attend one but I'm glad this exists ty

*swoops in*
*steels your gf*

Maybe you should have paid more attention instead of posting her all the time and gloating.

>>37107338

What manner of skunk would date a black man?

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I hate niggers, and nigger posters.

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>>37107253
I don't currently have one but I've been with 6 girls, 9 including drunken make-outs.

One of the girls I was with, I actually totally stole from a guy who was dating her.


Another girl was using me as her bang buddy and she had multiple nice guy beta orbiters that she was cucking through me.


>normie reee

nah, I was full robot for all of grade school up until the very last day of high school. Hang out with other loners and weirdos, always picked last or second/third to last in gym class, I was one of the easy targets for bullies, I brought my Gameboy to class to battle and trade pokemon when I was like 16, etc.

and even after that, I was never full normie, just a full-blooded cyborg. All the girls I dated and hooked up with were goth or metalheads or weird and cut themselves and had like Skrillex hair or wore neko ears and were often chunky or had a big nose or something else. A perfect match for someone like me.

>>37107394

Did she ever answer the phone and chat to 'em while you were ploughing her matey?

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>>37107411
not quite like that meme, but she did send them texts saying something probably like "srry im busy rn ttyl kk :)" while I was balls deep in her.

One of them actually showed up at like 6am to walk with her to school and I walked out at the same time, dick still wet, and she was just like "oh HEEEEEEYYY :)))) this is uh my roommate's cousin he was just leaving" and I went along with it

good times

>>37107182
Stayed in bed till 1230, jerked off and wiped the cum on my sheets

Normie thing i brushed my teeth

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>>37107182
Shit my pants

Took a shower

>>37107182
Browsed r9k

Kissed my gf

>>37106765
Also all her BFs are psychos, alcoholics, or some weirdos

>>37106765
Maybe you can get on some kind of benefits and get your own studio flat, all this trauma has had to have caused some kind of mental condition you can get money for

>>37106819
>mental condition you can get money for
Not on my country tho.

Lose some weight you fat cow.

>>37106646
Sure whatcha got?

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>>37106664
ANON? WHAT THE FUCK?

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

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I put one on ironically when shopping with friends

but not unironically, no

nah just a camo bucket but these gents handle them really well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etRUQS0UmJs&t=4m

I need a new one. I look okay in them.

>>37106476
from 4 to 1
4, 4, 4 and 4.

Darkest
Lighest
Two on the outside are disgusting and they all look like trannies

From left to right:
3,1,4,2

>>37106474
I would fuck any female. Tbh.
I have no standarerad anymore.

>>37106474
Definitely not. I don't bath or change my clothes but I would if I was going to have a chance to fuck. I would expect her to do the same.

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Of course not... I like my women clean, and makes an effort to please me.

Loose pussy? Ugly titties?

>>37106473
>Ugly titties?
No such thing.

Having a short boyfriend.

>>37106025
Not great about it. I often keep myself busy and social so I don't stew too long over any particular thought because none of them are good.

I haven't had a prolonged positive thought this year.

It's not that big of a deal. Life is more than sex or relationships, it's a one time experience of the universe.

Nobody is defined by how much pussy you get or whether you have a girlfriend or boyfriend, nobody gives a shit. What you should care about, and what most normies later in life realize they should care about, is being proud of who they are and what they've accomplished. Girls and pussy in general will come and go, fuck that.

Just go out and try and improve yourself. If you're a NEET right now, start your job search and in the mean time go to the library and learn something new as a start, maybe a programming language, just something to build up your resume. Once you've taken care of yourself, then think about others. Even then, success and sociability don't matter, nothing really matters, but that should be something that makes you feel calm, not unmotivated, because as far as you are concerned, only your reality exists and only your reality matters.

You define what matters in this world, because from your perspective your world is the only world there is. Your mindset defines what is important. Meaning is a human concept, and each and every person has the ability to create meaning in their own lives.

>>37106025
Indifferent for the most part

I'm 33 (wizard), the loneliness stopped being a factor long ago, but the sense of failure hits now and then.

>>37105478
That's school my nigga

Yes but there is nothing unique about any one of us. Language, ideas, culture, our human instincts to eat, shit, piss, mate were all given to us and we just react with and to them. We stand on the shoulder of giants and if you think you are unique then you are sorely mistaken.

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Whoa, that is a rare pepe

*saves*

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Becoming a radical whether it be /pol/ or SJW means you will never be happy and be angry all the time

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>>37105566
That's just it, Anon. There's no room for anger in left communism. Just grab an armchair and wait.

Give me an expidient rundown.

>>37105439
Go up to the manager and give him a firm handshake

Intern or volunteer without pay part time for a few months and apply for entry level jobs and use your volunteer place as a reference.

Or just apply to government jobs.

There's plenty of jobs like that but they're absolute shit tier.

t. zero experience worker at a shitty factory job

>>37105274

Hi britniy vinti

Don't ask how I know it's you, I just know.

>its probably dominant males in nazi uniforms.
YES, same. Hot guys in nazi uniforms are seriously the best fucking thing.

I want to lose my virginity to a dominant, a bit older guy in nazi uniform while also cheating on his wife.

Me fucking too man. Do you have any pics? Also I like guys in military uniform and wheelchair bound guys