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How do you overcome nihilism?
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join the military it will fix that
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>>37113352
Can't, I have fucked up feet and knees
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>>37113311
I don't know, but I kinda want more pictures like that
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Have you guys tried cutting down on masturbation? You might find you feel better and healthier if you do:
"Maimonides writes that semen (Zerah) is man's "chayos nafsho" (all his life and strength.) The more that goes out, the more the man weakens. "His hairs turn white, his teeth fall out, he looses his eyesite, a bad stench comes from his mouth and he get's thousands of sicknesses",
(maimonides continues..) "Doctors say: one out of 1000 sicknesses come from other problems and 999 come from emmision of semen".
Maimonides, besides being one of the greatest Torah-scholar's that ever lived, also happened to be one of the greatest doctors of all-time. He wrote all this in his famous "Yad Hachazaka", in a section dedicated to health related issues. (Hilchos Deyos)"
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>believing pseudo science from a guy that lived 800 years ago
why are all the posters here so stupid
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B-but they tell us it's healthy!
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>>37113342
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/2093562.stm
" The research could also help explain how sexually-transmitted diseases evolve - by exploiting the depressed immune system when humans have sex.
Such diseases also lead to the possibility of a reduction of life expectancy in humans. "
"Dr Siva-Jothy said: "Those organisms that mate the most, and are therefore more successful in evolutionary terms, reduce their own life expectancy in the process."
"Our results show a clear effect of DR and a cost of reproduction for both sexes."
http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0022191010002635
http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0531556505001579
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Describe the worst moment of your life.
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>be mildly lactose intolerant throughout my life
>don't know it until late high school
>every single day have a fuckhuge glass of milk for breakfast
>every day have eldritch farts that smell worse than a rotten corpse, thought this was somehow normal but other people just hold them in
>so much that I trained my sphincter so that now I never, ever make any noise with any fart
Anyway
>particularly bad one day, maybe 6th or 7th grade
>back from recess, am one of the first to get back in classroom
>let out a bad one, even by my bad standards
>immediately spreads throughout the room, everyone is suffocating
>soon reaches the hallway and nearby classrooms
>everyone knows it was me
>sent to principal's office because of how bad it was
It was bad, but not as bad as I'm sure some robots' stories are. I consider myself lucky if, as a robot, that's the "worst" moment of my life in regards to shame or whatever
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>>37113242
>Be me, High Schooler Anon at 16 years of age.
>Feeling sick, ask mum to take me home.
"Don't you dare anon! I want you to suffer an eternal and dismaying death!"
>Go to school.
>Ask math teacher if I can use bathroom.
"K"
>Stay in there for twenty minutes.
>Puke literally all over bathroom, toilets, sinks, floor, on myself, etc.
>Run to math teacher covered in puke.
"Can I go the nurse's office?"
>Class looks at you in shock, teacher says yes.
>Run down three flights of stairs, puking down the hallways.
>Run outside, girls say "ewwwww" as I run.
>Sit in office, waiting for mum.
>Drop out next week.
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You're not lactose intolerant, you're a normal fucking human being. The majority of the earth's inhabitants cannot digest dairy products specifically because it's unnatural for all mammals to consume dairy past adolescence. Lactase is the enzyme that breaks down lactose in milk, but we stop producing this when we're no longer children.
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I'm a road NEET, aka vagabond.
Quit my job after saving 10 grand. Now I'm bumming around Japan as a start.
Why do you guys spend your time in front of a screen when you could travel the world instead?
I did a thread on this yesterday, but had to sleep. Now I have more time, albeit periodically. I'll answer questions.
Pictured; my tent on a mountainside.
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>>37113105
From what problems are you running from?
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>>37113105
That pic looks really comfy, I do want to go camping when I can. Problem is I have no drivers license yet so I can't drive out to the middle of nowhere and 99% of jobs are unavailable to me.
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Are you that guy who posted on /trv/ and wanted to be an hobo in Japan ?
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>wake up
>step outside
>see this
what do?
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>>37112722
Shit bricks and go to church or something
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die from the flooding that just caused
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If jupiter is that close I don't think there's much to think or do at all, considering we'd all be dead probably.
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>pretty good looking
>good hygiene
>over 6' tall
>good shape
>decent penis size
>decent job
all of the things that seemingly make someone a normie yet normies don't accept me
I barely have any friends, never had a real gf, never had sex, barely ever leave my house unless for work, I'm on the computer for 12+ hours a day. When I'm in a social circle people talk over me and don't let me speak and are very standoffish towards me and I don't know why. I even moved to another state and it's the same shit
tfw not normie enough for normies and not robotic enough for robots
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>>37112687
literally me minus the job :(
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>>37112792
Hoping one day things will change. Don't know what else I need to do to be honest
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>6'4"
>was a fitness model at one point, still objectively very good looking.
BUT
>live with parents
>no gf
>no job
>NEET
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Fembots what are you going to tell your future husband when he asks why you don't do anal
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Why would I marry someone who wanted to have sex with me?
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>>37112682
>Of course we can do anal, just use plenty of lube and please be gentle.
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Because my baby hole is there for that, and if we're having sex it's for children. If there's a time when I'm not pregnant, he's not doing his job.
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Ballbusting couple thread
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Tell us about a time you took a hit to the baby makers, what was the reason, who did it, how was the pain on a scale of 1 to 10. What was the consequences for the kicker?
>12 years old
>just broke up with goth gf
>she was a Ballbuster during our whole relationship and delivers a devastating kick in the school hall to my boys.
>pass out on impact
>she gets banned from public schooling
>my family puts a bounty on her
>forced to move away
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>>37112564
How to make friends ? Why do I have no friends ?
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>>37112564
When i was 7 years old i broke a female classmate's leg because she was making fun of me. When she got back one month later she kicked me hard in the crotch, but she hit only one testicle (8 i would day). There were no consequence for me but she got suspended because she did in front of a teacher.
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>middle school
>chads got stacy to seduce me against locker
>she goes in for kiss
>knees me in the nads
>all laugh while im on floor in pain
>havent trusted a female since
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I am obsessed with being beautiful. I'm a 5'7 ugly male and only slowly started realizing just how much the world treats you like shit solely for the way you look, how tall you are. I'm tired of being a subhuman. I have already booked a rhinoplasty. I'm getting undereye fillers to correct my (severe) dark circles. I'm cutting down weight to reach 10% body fat. I am seriously considering leg lenghtening (have a lot of money).
Am I mentally ill? I already know I will never actually look good. My genetic base is just too fucked.
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You'll get over it eventually. If not now, then when you grow older and has less testosterone.
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>>37112012
>Am I mentally ill?
No, you fell for a shity meme that most of our society fell for: You are only worthy if you are beautiful.
Thats because you can buy this. You can't buy a good personality, morale, genious or creativity. You can train some of those but it's not buyable. Since they want to sell you something they sold you: You are only wothy if you are beautiful.
Sadly a lot of people bought that crap.
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>>37112012
You gotta get to 7 percent body fat like me if you want the real babes
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IMAGine knowing your pregnant the momentt it happens;
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>>37112007
hahahahaahhaha what a wonderful video
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Would be pretty hot desu
Getting pregnant was already amazing, that would make it even more.
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What's disgusting is that she's such a whore she didn't even end the video and go talk to him, she put him in his room and finished herself off.
https://dynasty-scans.com/chapters/the_private_report_on_my_lesbian_experience_with_loneliness_ch01
So what does /r9k/ think of this? Do any other bots/fembots relate? I'm a 21 college drop out and it scares me how much I can empathize with the author.
>aside from being clingy and wanting to fuck my mother, glad I can say im not that level of degenerate.
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>>37111822
It's a little eye-opening and a spark of empathy, to see that women really can have the same sorts of problems men do like this.
However she's Japanese, in Japan, it may as well be Saturn, it's so different from the west and western women.
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>>37111974
No it's not. I'm a lesbian in the U.S. and I feel the exact same way as her. I relate to guys on here a lot since I have the same problems. The only difference is my gender.
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>>37111822
need to do a gay version tango quebec bravo hotel
but i cant draw so im fucked
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What was her name? Why didn't it work out?
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>>37111623
She probably was bored of me after 7 years
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>>37111623
Marie.
She killed herself.
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>>37111623
>Annaliese
>"too busy"
I've heard that excuse enough times to know what it means. But it hurts when I run into her around town and I try my best to pretend I didn't notice her
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Why don't you have a gf anon? You truly are missing out.
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I am? Doh
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>>37111527
>Why don't you have a gf anon? You truly are missing out.
I want bf
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money, freedom, not needing to worry about stupid bullshit that no one cares about
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>You will never experience "real" romance, like in anime and movies.
>No one rarely ever experiences "real" romance anymore.
>Even if you found a girl in the 21st century she would just be a slut or a gold digger.
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>Women do not love
>Women do not feel emotions besides jealousy
>Women are incapable of loyalty
Remember these 3 things and you will never have trouble with women again.
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>>37111500
That sort of romance looks tacky and retarded as fuck in real life anyway. I see couples trying to live that shit out from time to time, it's ridiculous.
>>37111733
Sage tier advice
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>>37112523
All advice on r9k is sage-tier. The only advice you get here is kys, fuck women, and traps aren't gay.
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WHY the fuck am i going bald in my early 20s? this is fucking torture
its like god or nature of whatever doesn't want me to even try
all you fullhead robots should count your blessings
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>>37111339
Get on Finasteride before it's too late.
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>>37111339
Lots of baldies got far in life. Take Baldy from RLM for example.
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>>37111358
i already booked a meeting with a doctor, hopefully this shit will work and i dont get any terrible sides. its bullshit that the only "cure" to balding is a fucking antiandrogen, its fucked that i have to go through with this just to keep my hair.