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Meetup down a rape alley edition
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>>37114456
thirst for cock originally
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Cock is good!
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Post height
5'10
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Some dude tried to pick me up yesterday. I was sitting in a park. Conversation went like this.
> Hi, what's your name?
After staring at him silently for a few seconds, "Do you want something?"
> Uhm haha I just wanted to talk I think you're really pretty
"Are you trying to practice your pick up game or something?"
> Well, haha... no. I just think you're pretty and I'd like to take you out on a date.
"I'm waiting for my boyfriend. But even if I didn't have a boyfriend, I don't go out with guys I meet on the street."
> Okay, well it was nice meeting you.
Then he stuck out his hand for me to shake it and I just stared at him blankly until he walked away.
I saw him dart across the street, away from the park. I assume he had to hurry home to cry.
Any of you losers still try pick up?
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>>37114371
No but then again I'm 26 and unloved except by family and platonic friends so maybe the pickup thing isn't the worst idea.
I couldn't handle it though I'm way too introverted.
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>>37114371
lmao he sounds so awkward and creepy
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>>37114371
men-women sexual dynamics is on a purely don't-call-us-we'll-call-you basis
literally all you can do is be in their field of vision and wait for the sign
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Fuck you, wagecuck.
I hate your guts.
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What's up big guy
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>>37114213
anon why are you posting this now?
wagecucks are still at WORK, HAHA!
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I'm representing for them wizards all across the world
Still hitting them tendies in them blankies, girl
(Still taking my time to call a wagie a fag)
And I still got love for the traps. It's the N-E-E-T
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how to manipulate a woman with low self esteem?
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tell her she's worthless and beat the shit out of her
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Love her and give her everything precious until she decides she isn't good enough for you and leaves.
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>>37114115
Tell them you love them and threaten suicide
I've gotten sex this way
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Give me one good reason why you aren't using linux right now.
Protip: you can't
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my p as dry as your wallpaper lmaooooooooooo
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Because I need windows and having two operating systems on kne computer is dumb
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>>37114095
I like being part of the botnet.
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how does it feel to be a pretty girl getting old?
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horrible i imagine. aging sucks as a guy, it must be terrible if your value as a person is defined by your attractiveness. my mom was a stacy when she was young and now she spends everyday alone working or at the casino and it's sad to see how depressed she is
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>tfw young as fuck
no matter how old a girl is, she'll always have men above her age. never ends.
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>>37113881
are you serious? my mom's a stacy and she looks like she's 20. also all the females in my family have had kids (that are older than me) and they look like they've never shed a tear. they look like they're in their 20's and one of them already had 3 kids.... i have no idea what is in our blood but it's ridiculous. pretty nice imo
and even if you're saggy and grow old, some saggier older man (balding and salt and pepper) and even younger men will be ready for you at any time. fountain of immortality dna imo ?
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Its my birthday.
I don't want to shit up my board, /a/, so lets celebrate it with cute animu posts.
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Here is a cute doll
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>>37113830
>cute animu posts
this is /r9k/
no moe allowed, only kanashimi posts
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>>37113850
i believe the right response is desu desu desu desu senpai desu desu senpai et cetera
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Where's the best place to pick up girls?
Dancing classes?
Schools?
Playgrounds?
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Have collected much data on you. See you soon.
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try talking to girls at a library. girls love being talked to while they're reading a book
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Can you explain why people are attracted to little girls? I just don't understand why you would prefer a little girl who wouldn't be able to have a conversation with you or understand complicated feelings to a grown woman who you can be much more emotionally closer to.
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Normie/Femwhore hate thread. 2017-05-18 10:46:14 Post No.37113585
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Normie/Femwhore hate thread.
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Boy I can't fucking express my hatred for normies.
LITERALLY need to gas them all.
Fucking hell.
Gas every single fucking normie.
They ruin every community, they ruin everything they touch.
After they ruin it, they don't just leave, at least we can rebuild after they leave, but NO, they have to fucking destroy it to the end, to make sure it never exists again.
You fucking normies with your """""superior"""" morals and ethics, with your self-righteous pretentious cuntery, FUCKING HELL REEEEEEE.
>GAS THE FUCKING NORMANS NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Women get the fuck out out out, you have no bloody place here.
Reminder if you have a :
>instafag account
>jewbook account
>plebbit account
>tinder account
Or anything of that sort, you don't fucking belong on here.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
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The worst fucking thing, is there is no way to normieproof something.
Normies have the potency of AIDS, with the transmittability of herpes, and the destructiveness of fucking cancer.
LEAVE REEEEEEEEEEE.
GET THE FUCK OUT.
YOU FUCKING NORMALFAGS.
BETA UPRISING NOW REEEEE.
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It's a shame to see this board fall, but what feels even worse, is the fact that nothing else is saveable.
The normies will never stop, and they don't even fucking realize the damage that they do to everything around them.
Some self-righteous normie faggot is going to jump in this thread, and start with some smartassplebbitor comeback, among the lines of "heh, back to wizchan xd".
FUCK OF NORMIEEEEES.
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>>37113585
Don't forget:
>Ifaggy
>Narcissistchat
>dumblr
>actually used Google Plus account
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>tfw girls often checking me out
>tfw see bitches mirin my form at the gym
>tfw no job, only a few friends so basically no contact with women
Can you cold approach women, would it work? Coudl i go to a gym bunny and see and i admire your form, introudcude myself and then continute chatting?
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who cares, just go talk to her if you want to
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>>37113550
That's literally the only way Chad does it. If you're going to bang and bail, it can't be with a girl you actually know. He just flirts constantly with the ones he actually knows.
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>>37113550
Just be bi Anon, a cute guy knows what a woman has to do so just move on from that.
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Why did he do it? He had it all.
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He was murdered of course.
Democrats are going to burn.
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>>37113529
>literally zero connections to politics
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>>37113529
>>Democrats are going to burn.
why did that made me laff
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>Anon you're not depressed! You don't even have a kid to take care of!
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>Kid makes a mess
>Better take a sad selfie
>"WAHHH THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT SPERM DONORS"
>"HELP HELP I'M BEING DEPRESSED"
Just wait until her child grows up. They'll know depression.
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>>37113487
>being raised by a single white mother who popped you out ina bid to tie down Chad
Her kid is going to have it harder than she ever did. As a female she gets propped up by society at every turn. She's getting money from the state for having him yet still cries about how hard she has it. She's going to be a useless sack of shit for that boy and he's going to be damaged beyond all repair. Fucking sluts who can't keep their legs closed and then have the gall to act victim to their own whoreishness need to die.
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>>37113487
>kid breaks some eggs
>have mental breakdown
Tell me again how women are supposedly better at raising children
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>tfw i keep introducing myself to strangers with a false name
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>>37113402
>use my real name
>people always have to ask twice if they heard right
>my name is awkward to pronounce and doesnt roll off the tongue easily
>only nickname is a childish one
this shouldn't bother me so much but it does
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>>37113402
I have several aliases I use. They all have detailed biographies and personalities that are inspired by my real life. You see, the real me is not a good person. The real me is ridiculous. Nobody can handle the real me. Not even myself.
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>hi, i'm ryan
>brian?
>n-no
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I just graduated high school with a 3.9 gpa. I told my parents I don't want to go to college and that I'm going to work at a factory a few miles away.
They flipped out on me about turning down scholarships and how ill regret this later, but I really just don't wanna go to college and get a high paying job. Money doesn't mean much to me.
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go kill yourself you dumb piece of shit
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>>37113365
>dumb
>3.9 gpa
what did he mean by this
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>>37113365
you tryna get knocked out bro?
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How to maintain your sanity during months of isolation?
I live off trading cryptocurrency. At first it seemed like a heavenly gift compared to the previous wageslavery, but it reduced my already minimal social contact to basically zero. Often I don't speak at all for days. It's been a year now and my social skills deteriorate.
Listening to talk radio a few hours every day. Working to maintain basic fitness.
Reading Wikipedia articles out aloud to practice speaking.
Anything else I can do?
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>>37113312
*working out to maintain...
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>>37113312
You can teach me how to trade crypto currencies so I too can live a life of solitude
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>>37113312
how do you live off trading crypto currency?
is it good money?