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Don't Tell me you have 50k sitting in a savings account

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I have to pay my landlord $1,260 upfront for next year's rent and my credit card bill will probably be around $500 next month.
I'm in college though so it's all good.

>>37119226
where should it be? serious question.

because they have TONS of men who just want to give them their love. and most of those men are better than you.

sorry, you're just not worth their time right now while they're young and pretty. maybe when they're 35 and the hot guys aren't interested in them.

rubber soul is their best album btw

christ almighty that album is shit

>>37119041
I don't need to.

It turns me on knowing that beautiful women do something disgusting on a daily basis.

>>37119101
pretty girls also wake up with disgusting morning breath

and now i have a boner

>>37119041
>humans bodies do human body things

I don't understand your question op

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Sir i'm going to have to ask you to put the gun down and your hand in the air. You are under arrest for conspiracy to commit murder.

There's always at least one person at my job that I like and become friends with

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>>37118909

Try me Comey

>>37118849
I have no friends. Every time I think I've made some, they stop contacting me before long.

I'm pretty much certain that my only, and long distance friend has killed themselves. I feel pretty bad.

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>>37118849
wondering if she is thinking of me....

>>37118817
3 matches of civ V
44h I think.
>started at afternoon. whole next day. finished third day afternoon
meh score I guess

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I think it was around 5-7 days.
I got kicked out of my place and I was on the streets and I was too afraid to sleep because I didn't want to get beat up or robbed or arrested, so I just stayed awake. I lost track of how long I was awake after a few days but I remember I kept micro-sleeping a lot, where like, I'd fall asleep for a minute, then wake back up.
I can't remember for sure how long I was awake but 5-7 days sounds about right.

Towards the end, I was hallucinating big time. I remember at the end, before I finally fell asleep, I was really, really paranoid. I kept thinking that I should stay awake and that if i slept, then i would become less-aware of what's really happening.

It was night time and I kept seeing shadow creatures out-n-about, making faces at me, moving around, shape-shifting. It felt like I was experiencing a dream and reality at the same time. As if my reality was melding into a dreamworld. I kept hearing music that was playing from nowhere. I was audibly hallucinating music and sounds. I had a hallucination that I was sitting next to someone and they were talking to me, then I realized he wasn't even really there.
Hallucinations were a big part of it. It's weird because you forget that you haven't slept in a long time and you don't know why you feel like you're losing your mind and you think the hallucinations are real when they aren't.
I remember I hallucinated my jacket was shapeshifting and talking to my other jacket. I thought that a spirit had possessed my jacket.

By the time I finally went to sleep, I slept for a good 20 hours

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>>37118817
72h.
Then I tried to fry an USB hub in the kitchen.
After that I heard a loud voice in my left hear that said "JOHNSON IS BACK" and I got scared and went directly to sleep.
I don't even know a Johnson.

Most aren't. Anri is just a goddess.

>>37118650
neotenous features

I want to suck those titties while she strokes my dick off.

Try a meet-up group for something that interests you.

Any social event where you will be confident and there will be any people. Hopefully its a place where there are women. Make friends with some people you aren't sexual attracted to like Men and get a friend group going hopefully that will extended your network and you will encounter more females in a comfortable environment .

>>37118349
I'm gonna try here. Probably more compatible than normies.

A FT cashier? WTF

>>37118103
Don't forget to make friends and smile!

Think about the money and the opportunity to gain social/job skills. Invest your money into creating better opportunities instead of buying crap to numb the pain.

If you want to slowly have your brain fried, yes

i took 100mg of that trash every day for a year and it did fuck all

>>37118066

Mine gave me 25 MG. Will that even do anything?

>>37117986
Pleasure is just a certain level of certain chemicals in you're brain. Just do what I did and maintain a near-happy, apathetic state through drugs

>>37118044
Doesn't it bother you that that's all we have?

>>37117986
Just finished Erased about an hour ago, so glad I watched it. Went on my bed afterwards to stretch out my back and thought about how the next seven days and few months would go. I plan on dropping out of college, and my finals start tomorrow. I'm going to go to them, but I'm not studying, mainly because staying in my room all day is killing my back abdomen. My mother doesn't know I want to drop out, and I'm going to tell her when we pack up my stuff and head home. I'll let her think about it in the car if she needs to, it is a quite big change. I'm not scared, I just need to properly get my words set up, how I'm going to word my thoughts and reasons for dropping out. I need to convince her that I can't be here any more, whatever I say will be crucial. But, I have 6 days to finalize my thoughts, as I've been thinking this over for a whole month now.

>>37117955
I dont talk to people much less women

>>37117955
i have never been in a situation were someone specifically asks me if im a virgin

>>37117955
I did one time and they didn't believe me.

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Don't let people treat you poorly. You don't deserve that.

>>37118033
Do I deserve to be his friend?

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>>37118201
Being someone's friend isn't something you can be deserving or undeserving of. Being friends with someone means you both care about each other and to be honest Aya doesn't care about you for whatever reason.

The best thing you can do is move on from him and find other friends.

>>37117731
here's your fucking (You) you faggot

>>37117731
I have one rn niBBa

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>>37117731
not taking any chances with this

>female penis

No it isn't, that doesn't exist. Fuck off to your containment board.

>>>/lgbt/

lt is very cute

i want to cuddle and kiss it!