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Do you want happiness? Do you want to experience peace and satisfaction? A good life?

All you need is a nice mixture of Buddhism, Taoism, Zen, bushido, and simple nihilism.

Seriously, just think about it:
>life is meaningless
>death is unavoidable - everyone will die; you, your friends, your enemies, your family
>suffering is unavoidable
>even if you're rich and can live a long and healthy life, you will die
>even if you live a short life with(out) a lot of suffering, you will die, just like everyone else
>even if mankind finds a solution for ageing, one day the universe will die
>no external experience can give you lasting happiness / satisfaction
>desires will give you more desires, and more things to lose
>attachments only make you suffer: your loved ones will die or can simply leave you and break your heart
>even if your children love you, there is no such thing as "legacy" - you'll die, they will live, but you won't be happy about it; because you will be no more

cont.
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>>37123542
>All you need is a nice mixture of contradictory philosophies
also, Zen is a school of Buddhism, you redundancy-spewing mental midget
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>Do you want happiness? Do you want to experience peace and satisfaction? A good life?

no.
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You are the universe. There, that's the whole endpoint of enlightenment in 4 words.

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How long have you been NEET?

8 years reporting in.
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>>37123482
3 years dropped out of high school when I was 16 looming on age 20 in september.
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>>37123482
5 years. just turned 20
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13 years.

High-school drop out, turning 30 this year.

I just started seeing a clinical psychologist a few weeks ago to get myself sorted out. Have an IQ/personality test at a specialist next week. Only had a few sessions but my doctors are 99% sure I have 5 main issues - ASD (Autism Spectrum Disorder), AvPD (Avoidance Personality Disorder), SPD (Schizoid Personality Disorder), severe depression and anxiety.

My doctors told me having both AvPD and SPD is extremely rare, usually you only have one or the other, as 1 of the main symptoms contradict each other, but it is possible to have both, only in extreme cases, which is what they're calling me, an extreme case.

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>Anon, why is my willy so much bigger than yours?
>Watch it make milk!
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>>37123453
>that pov cumshot
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>>37123480
Calm down Desu.
ro
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>>37123453
>boys choose to fap alone in stead of doing this to you

why....

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Seems this type of thread is popular, lets see how long it goes

Describe yourselves so we can rate you and fantasize. Try to be as descriptive as possible.

>Eye Color
>Hair Color
>Hairstyle
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
>Race/Ethnicity
>Skintone
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
>Breasts
>Ass
>Legs/Thighs
>Hips
>Height
>Country
>Age
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
>Attractive personality qualities
>Your kinks/fetishes
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him

cont of >>37106818
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First fembot to post is officially my gf.
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i like willies!
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Now ladies, no need to be shy.

>>37123423
How come he gets TWO pee holes?

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>starting to fall for titcows instead of patrician taste that is ass

help me robots
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Tits are better anon, they always have been.
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>>37123343
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oDw9MTaMQQ
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>>37123343
>patrician taste that is ass
Ass is literally nigger-tier. White men have always favored tits.

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/r9k/ why not just lose weight?
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Jesus Christ have I really gotten to the point where the before picture looks realistic for me. Fuck me.
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2015 is cuter desu, id cuddle up to you. 2017 looks like every basic white male whos full of himself
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>>37123313
he still looks bad but with a lower body fat percentage?

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>tfw Croatian
>northern wagies are stuck in traffic
>tfw NEET for life
>live by the sea
Going go to the beach later. At dusk I'll get on my boat and catch some fish. I only eat the finest Adriatic fish. It's going to give me the nourishment my superior NEET body needs.
Tomorrow I'll spend the entire day at the beach and on my comfy boat.
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PROKLETI NEETOVI REEEEEE
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>>37123411
Ne boj se, prika. Imat ces i ti svojih par dana na prekrasnom Hrvatskom moru. Sad zatvori browser i vrati se poslu.
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>>37123174
Kretenu, ko zeli bit na suncu. Jebeni normie.

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>Oi mate! Good to see ya on site!
>We got a busy day today so lets crack on. Smokos for an hour than back to work.
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>>37122932
shut the fuck up and enjoy ur skin cancer u aussie faggots
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>>37122932
>Grew up a video games and books kid
>I'll never have the physique for construction

feels bad
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>>37122932
yeah m8 this is a dardy fuckin house aye

>>37122992
Oi don't be a dog cunt

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I lost my virginity today, my dear robots. I gave my it to a girl a met online and the only thing I can say is.. sex is fucking D I S G U S T I N G.

>pussy smells and tastes like latex gloves
>the inside feels like a those homemade rolled up towel and glove fucktoy
>making out is sticky and messy

I don't know if it's just me but it didn't feel all that good. I couldn't cum. I made the girl cum, but she was jacking me off for half an hour and nothing came out. Don't have sex, robots. Trust me on this. My dick feels sore and I literally feel like killing myself. It felt so much better just cuddling and holding hands on the bed.
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>>37122886
>he fell for the sex meme
Origijal
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>>37122886
>>making out is sticky and messy
You're doing it wrong.
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>>37122970
How am I supposed to do it?

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>see a game you like

>spend 3 hours downloading it

>install it

>patch it

>it runs like absolute shit on your computer, 10 frames per second even on the lowest possible resolution and settings
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>>37122867
haha just buy a better computer LOL xD
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>>37122867
>tfw still cant decide if i should get Nier tomato on PC because im afraid it will run like shit
>tfw dont want to dumb down on ps4 version
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>>37122867
>3 hours
are you in australia

You can have a cute gf but the downside is she's Yandere.

Would it be worth it?
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We already had this thread but my answer remains the same, her beeing yandere is not a downside for me.
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>yandere is a downside
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>>37122823
Yandere like in my Chinese cartoons, or yandere meaning borderline personality disorder where she constantly accuses you of shit and puts up barriers and starts arguments whenever you try to talk things out?

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Would you rather get dicked down real good or have your pussy eaten?
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>>37122780
would YOU rather have your dick sucked or put it in a vagina
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Always the dick.

Why would I want some submissive shit licking my pussy? It's gross
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>>37122821
I'd rather get pegged by a girl than fuck her

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Who here /nightwalks/
I saw a literal perfect neckbeard. Like cargo shorts, jacket, fedora, and ponytail today on a night walk, probably doing the same autistic shit as me, it was in don mills toronto ontario man if you see this i just wanna say hi, i was wearing pajamas and had no shoes on.
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>>37122664
>mom thinks of anything past 8 PM as dangerous so I can't do anything late at night
I'd love to nightwalk though.
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>>37122664
>and had no shoes on.

oh, a barefoot walker, how lovely. i do that too but normally just during the day, i get kinda nervous about it when it's darker out and it's harder to see things on the ground.

what's your favorite kind of ground to walk on? do you ever go inside places? when i'm running i usually prefer grass to anything else but walking i also like really smooth concrete. the best though is if you can get into a gas station or something with those linoleum floors, especially next to refrigerators where it's nice and cool. i've been kicked out of places for not wearing shoes though, which was kinda embarrassing.
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>>37122694
You must be 18 to post on this board

May 19 2017 0014

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cyborg feels

>caught a qt girl staring at me today

>i didnt say hi
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>>37122462
fellow cyborg here.

>tfw someone has been staring at you since classes started
>keep head down and exit as quickly as possible every time

I do this to myself.
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thanks, at least now i know there are men out there with even more disgusting thick lips than mine
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>>37122665
no, you're just coping. girls love my lips.

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What is your life goal /r9k/ ?
What would make all your suffering worth it,and make your death have meaning?
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travel the world. alone.
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I want to build a rec center next to my old neighborhood and hold job fairs,and debates there so that the kids in that neighborhood will be less likely to sell drugs and end up in prison like my older brother.
I want these kids to grow up with a family and community that loves and cares for them for more than just a bigger number on their welfare check.
No one should ever have to experience the pain of not having a father and mother that loved you unconditionally!!!

Also it would have my name on it which would be sweet.(i am white but grew up in low income housing)
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Move to France, become a French citizen, (pipe dream mode) get a French gf/wife, just travel all over Europe and take it all in.

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