Waiting for the sweet release of death edition.
i'm taking MY football and going HOME
>>37126062
Finally got a place in a psychotherapy group lads. Only been waiting about a year.
>>37126089
>group
bender
When was the last time you made a girl cry, r9k?
>>37126042
i wish i could lick the tears of her face
>>37126042
In 5th grade I went to a school dance with a girl and stepped on her toes and made her cry.
I have never interacted with females since then.
early january when i broke up w/ my gf
happy tears count?
Who /unattractivename/ here?>tfw George
>tfw lisp
>name is Simon
At least people seem to think it's cute...
>>37125486
Hi thimon
I get the feeling I was given my name as a joke.Espn
pronounced es-pen you bundle of sticks
>It's friday
Post good feels here
ok let's do it
http://frideynight.com/
>>37125362
>tfw going to a house party with over 70 people invited
>first party ever
just kill me desu
>its going to be another friday spent alone, indoors, on 4chan
Why the fuck am I conscious in this body?
>>37125211
because you are a fag
>>37125211
Why do you separate consciousness and body?
You ARE your body. Dumb fuck.
>>37125211
Because your neurones are firing.
>Ask a girl out
>She rejects me
>Now things are awkward
>Get a job at some shitty coffee shop
>She also works there
Jesus sure has good sense of humour
>>37125076
>posting jontron
>"asking a girl out" and not letting her make the first move
you deserve it, you youtuber-watching faggot. who would date someone who posts a FUCKING JONTRON GIF on a board like this?
>>37125122
Not OP but
>implying girls make the first move other than dropping hints which doesnt count
>>37125142
well, if you don't want to make the first move and she's not doing it with you, what does that tell you?
I had sex with an escort yesterday evening.
When will this happy feeling go away? I feel genuinely euphoric now my virginity is gone and I've felt a woman's body entirely.
Will definetly go again when my wageslave money comes through.
>>37125057
can you give more detail about your experience? Have been considering it myself but I've no idea what to expect
How autistic are you op?
I get extremely anxious talking to other people irl but I'm considering prostitution/escorts since they're legal where I live.
Did you find it difficult? Did you tell them that you were a virgin?
I'm disappointed in you anon. Losing your virginity to a whore is a shameful thing
Repent for your sins
>So, uh, like hey anon, you wanna, like you know, hang out a-and see a m-movie some time or s-something?
>>37124913
depends. are you a guy or a girl?
>>37124941
"gender non-binary"
>>37124913
no i don't like dykes
>matched on tinder with an 18 years old black girl that's massively into weaboo shit
What do, robots ?
>>37124865
>18
lol shes not 18
enjoy jail
>>37124865
check if trap, if not then marry
>>37124874
>implying I care
Legal here, no fucks given
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hr7CKoa7o3s
>>37124837
that's because anzu is a man
>>37124851
I think she's just anorexic. I wonder if she even gets her period.
>>37124870
traps dont experience periods
What's a good sexual partner count for a girl? I would like to marry someone who isn't a slut
>>37124773
Absolutely zero. Anymore and she is a tainted whore who will give her child mixed DANA because of all the men she slept with.
Also I would not put my cock in the same whole another man put his cock in.
Does it bug you when you think your girl was fucked many times?
>>37124823
If i was with someone and they told me that they were with someone before me I would just leave them. Drive them to a secluded place. Drop them off and drive away. If they DARE to gloat to me about being a whore they can find their own way home.
>tfw reported every drug dealer whilst at uni
>tfw got 8 people arrested and significantly reduced the flow of drugs through the university
felt good improving the lives of others
>>37124694
I hope they got raped to death in prison.
drug dealers are subhumans.
>>37124694
Actually, you know what? Good job.
I have a fairly laissez-faire attitude towards drug consumption but most of the people I know of that do them have no self-control. You did a good thing, overall. Sucks about the drug dealers themselves though.
You're the hero we need, OP
You can pick ONE (1) fictional character to defend you. This is the person they are defending you against. Choose wisely.
>>37124670
the witch from left 4 dead
Taiga Aisaka
>>37124670
What disease is that?
> be born
> get pic
Why, just why. I should just kill myself, needless to say, I cannot force myself to do it.
>wanting to die over sunken chest
Holy shit just kill yourself for being a retarded man baby, unless it's affecting your cardiovascular/lung health you have nothing to complain about.
.t funnelchest
>not just getting the fucking surgery
boo hoo woe is you. it only takes a year to get your chest back to normal
>oh no I am afraid of a huge metal bar pushing my ribcage out
>I'd rather bitch and moan about it on 4chan and consider suicide
get fucked
>>37124662
> being seen as a subhuman whenever chest is naked is absolutely not important brah
how come whenever I mention on 4chan a girl I know has 15+ sexual partners, and is around 20 everyone acts as if she's abnormal, like a massive STD ridden slut or something
literally most girls I've met and asked have told me they have had sex with 15 guys or more
Is it because of where I live (Sydney, Australia)?
Most of the girls I know I met through tinder. Does this have anything to do with it? Are girls on tinder only the hypersexual ones?
What's the normal amount of sexual partners for a girl that's 19, 21, 23 and 25
Does anyone know really?
Tinder girls are sluts
I don't mind sluts but I do mind sluts demanding being treated the same way as pure girls. You are used and she is not, you are not equal, deal with it
>>37124605
no matter what people say fuckers are only on tinder for hookups and shit. If someone says otherwise, they are lying.
also yes, sydney is a fucking shithole