>aimlessly walking around London on a Friday night even though I have nothing to do, zero social life
>seeing all those hot qts and Staceys on the prowl for Chad
>another day of my youth gone with nothing to show for it
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go for some nandos
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friday and saturday nights are shit for nightwalking, except if you want to go into town and just blend in because its so busy, but most of the time its too busy outside the town or city centre and ruins the quiet atmosphere of a night walk
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>>37133407
I've already had fast food and felt guilty about it and plan to lift heavy weights tomorrow.
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I'm really sexually confused lads
>always check out women, love big tits, especially big assess and thicc women
>know I'm straight
>start going on 4chan and discover traps
>at first think its gay and disregard it
>however my curiosity gets the better of me
>enter trap threads but I don't gap to them
>one day see a really hot gif or maybe webm, don't remember, of two really passable thicc traps bending over with their cocks dangling and their asses bent over and sticking out
>become extremely turned on and masterbated to it
>past that point I masterbate traps alongside straight porn, always imagine myself fucking them
>down the line start imaging myself getting fucked by traps and sucking trap cock
>this makes me cum even harder than ever before
>start fingering my asshole while I fap
>start wanting to be a trap
>know I'm obviously too manly but still buy a bunch of girl clothes anyway
>upper body won't work for a trap but lower body is perfect, I have the ass for it
>start wearing girl clothes around my apartment every day, yoga pants, skirts, real cute stuff
However, I don't just fantasize about traps dominating me. I'd say 50% of the time I fantasize about me fucking women, 30% of the time fucking traps, and 20% of the time getting dominated by a trap with a nice cock, sucking said cock, and getting fucked.
Am I bisexual? Because I don't like men in the slightest. I have a friend I tried sucking off, and while I enjoyed the taste of his cock in my mouth, I didn't enjoy looking at his body, nor his masculine groans. I fap exclusively to straight and trap porn. I'm definitely not straight cause I like cock, but I'm not gay because I liked women to begin with.
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>>37133381
I'm starting to think everyone's bi and repressing it or waiting for the right stimulus desu senpai.
I don't look at porn anymore and if anything it's made me gayer.
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How come I never start down the process of turning gay? The gayest thing I've done is rp as a dickgirl with someone rping as a girl and rp as a girl with a girl that's rping as a dickgirl.
Everyone else is jerking off to traps, imagining sucking cock and fingering their buttholes and I'm just sitting here still painfully straight.
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>>37133457
Helps if you're sexually frustrated and don't have an outlet.
Bottle it all up and watch how fast you start daydreaming about cock.
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Could you really be alone for the rest of your life?
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>>37133278
Yes, yes you could.
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Ive been doing pretty good at being alone for the last 27 years
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>>37133278
>normies think you can't live your life without coffee
>normies think you can't live your life without a facebook
>normies think you can't live your life without sex
yadda yadda
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>Everyone hates you
>Your parents fucked you up by getting someone to mutilate your penis
>Higher chance of autism
>Think they're superior to Chads/goyim
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>>37133264
>Think they're superior to Chads/goyim
they actually are though
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I don't like jews so I'm gonna say no.
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>>37133264
Most of the robots I've known personally have been Jews.
WHY DO MY BALLS HURT SO MUCH IVE BEEN SPREADING MY LEGS OUT BUT IT HASNT BEEN HELPING REEEEEEEEEEE
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>>37133256
How often do you fap, that might be the problem
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>>37133256
Too much fapping
source: My balls
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>>37133277
I fap every 1-2 days. Seems pretty normal to me.
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I want to assemble a group of robots. We'll all be bi, or at least comfortable being in each others' company. I then want to find a cute fembot who wants to be bred. A horny bitch in heat. I want to take turns with my new friends fucking her. She'll be tied up to the bed and blindfolded. She won't know who's in her, nor how many cocks she's taken. But we'll cum inside her. One by one. Load after load after load. I want to stick my cock in a fembot's tight pussy, all worn and used by me and my friends, and feel their warm cum act as lube for my third or fourth turn. And once she starts to hurt, we'll switch to her mouth, or maybe her ass. Whatever we feel is fit for our new pet.
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>>37133237
What a fantasy you've there. Sheesh.
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>>37133282
What are your thoughts on it, anon?
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>assemble bi robots
>"horny bitch" flakes
>robots awkwardly joke about circle jerk
>room goes silent
>everyone goes home
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Excuse me sir. EXCUSE ME.
Do you see this in my hand? Yes it is exactly what you think it is.
Look inside. It is empty?
Well if not then PLEASE do not disturb me until I've had my morning Joe.
I will NOT ask again, I will not be held responsible for my actions if you proceed to talk to me beforehand.
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>>37133131
you die now cuck
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>>37133200
Leave my thread. And clean this shit up.
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Unironically enjoyed your thread. Nice!
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What was the moment that made you ask yourself why you even try? 2017-05-19 07:59:50 Post No.37133034
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What was the moment that made you ask yourself why you even try?
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Hey robots, curious to know what your breaking point was... The moment your will to pursue things died.
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>>37133034
When I was 7 and my dad told me that no matter what I did I would always be a failure
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>>37133077
He was right you know.
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When I realized I've got erectile dysfunction.
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Tinder thread, I guess 2017-05-19 07:50:15 Post No.37132858
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/r9k/, help me fuck this girl, literally my dream right now
>thicc
>kinda brown
>kinda asian
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>>37132858
how the fuck is she asian? she looks like a spanish indian
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Your taste in "women" is fuckin gross. Die, loser
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>I like Vaporwave xdddddd
left swiped
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The"fine I'll make it edition "
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Lads should.i care how many guys a girls slept with?
Ive had 5 partners at 25, girl im getting.stuck in about is 20 and had 8.
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>>37132779
I'm 24 and 10 months with 0
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>>37132779
That's not that manny I've heard of girls who have had 100s
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Which do you guys prefer?
I'm guessing most of you will say left. When that's the case, why are women nowadays obsessed with this contouring shit?
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>>37132687
the worlds not so black and white. Some women look good in makeup, some don't.
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She over contoured it. contouring is done to give the face definition but now you cannot see her cheek bones or anything.
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I would prefer a biological female.
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Do ugly women share a worse fate than ugly men? Are they the real robot?
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I'm average to decent looking and I've had to fuck ugly girls. Because well they are easier.
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No. Ugly girls can quite easily get men who look better than them. Ugly guys have a hard time to even get ugly girls
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Idk I like ugly girls lmfao
No one is inherently ugly, you're ugly for seeing that in people; it's just a reflection of you.
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What are robots addicted to? I am addicted to fast food (currently mcdonalds and In-N-Out) and pornography/jerking off. I never understood addictions like alcoholism, I feel like that is a normie addiction.
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>>37132633
Anime, soda, sweets. Used to fap unhealthily much but sex drive has pretty much tanked nowadays, mainly due to becoming a fat blob, starting to get beetus and asthma.
What's your fav Mcfood?
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Food. Desserts mostly, like cookies, cake, pastries etc. I eat well besides that (lean meats, nuts, and vegetables) but the excess calories from the sweets are making me become fat. I cannot help it though, they are the only thing in life that gives me any sort of pleasure. I don't even masturbate anymore
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>>37132633
>I never understood addictions like alcoholism
I didn't understand it at first either but the more you sort of experiment with drinking and find out what you like about it, then it's easier to become addicted.
I used to drink a lot but nowadays i just eat A LOT of sugar and drink a lot of soda. i'll get headaches if i don't have enough caffeine
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If a girl that looked like this asked you to come to her house, how would you react?
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>>37132553
Go to her house, she has an attractive face and her body must feel like one big mass of sex you can fuck, and she must be desperately clingy and loyal due to being so overweight, and it's an attractive woman and by this point I don't care to be too picky or petty
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>>37132705
this, this is the only answer guys
orignalasls
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>>37132553
I'm gonna slam some ham.
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Daughter Sleeps around, Reddit Fiercely Defends her Behavior 2017-05-19 07:11:31 Post No.37132154
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Daughter Sleeps around, Reddit Fiercely Defends her Behavior
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>Father makes post about daughter sleeping around and calls her a prostitute/whore
>Reddit gets mad at him for not respecting daughter's sexual freedom
Thoughts? I'd like some smart anons to post a few paragraphs on how they feel about this whole issue.
Also, if that tripfag thewitchking is here you'd better contribute to this thread.
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>>37132154
Based dad desu
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>>37132154
Just as the girl is free to sleep around, the father is free to kick her out. Unless she's under 18.
Is it shitty that he's kicking out her own daughter? Absolutely. But the daughter should have known it was a possibility.
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>>37132154
desu "stay out of my life" kind of goes both ways.