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No. This is one of the worst states for the common man, let alone bots. This blasted chunk of coast is polluted in more ways than one and if I was ever given the chance I would nuke it to hell.
Inland Empire at the ready.

terminate your existence now neurotypical scum

>>37137642
Best State for tourism, worst State to live in.
t. IE fag.

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>*smaccks lips profusely*

Are dogs telling me to hol up when they do this?

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>>37137502
Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwllll
Oww oww owwwllllllll

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YO! YOYOYO! YOYOYO YO! YOOOO YO! YO YO YO YOYOYOYOYO! YO YO! YOOOO! YOYOYO!

>>37137472
BLEACHED/10

She's cute OP. How far along is she? How'd you two meet?

She's pretty, but I don't think she'd appreciate your posting her photo here to racebait.

>>37137462
Go after a career you would find slightly interesting.

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read this, get some perspective

>>37137462
Climb a big hill or a mountain. Get a backpack and some sandwiches and hike at your own comfy pace, start in the morning. It'll clear your head.
Also, please don't kill yourself. My bro attempted last year and it was like a cold knife in my chest when I heard. Someone does care about you, man.

>don't sag
>super sensitive
>don't call unecessary attention
>don't hurt back
>look better

>>37137441
I'd say you could go for someone with more in the face or the ass department since being a chestlet brings their number down, but in practice I don't know if that's really how it works.

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>>37137441
Girls with D cups (queens of chestlets) can still get a decent pair of tits if they get pregnant.

>>37137409
>Do you play any instruments, robot?
guitar, acoustic and electric
>How long have you played?
8ish months
>What kind of music do you play?
I mainly play folk because it's summer and i have to stand up to play electric so when i install my ac i might play electric
>Do you sing to it?
yeah
>Which piece do you play the best?
anything by neutral milk hotel
>Or which one do you just like playing more than the others?
i like playing holland 1945 and two headed boy
>What's your musical happy place like?
in my room on my bed, but guitar center is neato too

>>37137409
>that comic
I would love some critique of my original character art but nobody cares about your work unless it's of sexy people from the latest normie tv show. Fanart can go to fucking hell

>>37137582
Checked out the band, they actually sound really nice. Thanks!

>>37137397
You need to blunt that edge sperg

Start with me pls

>>37137397
y tho
originginginginginging

bump!

eop3423

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I've got things im not happy about fapping to. Im typically into breast expansion (nothing huge just enough to have the girl visibly aroused or confused) or slightly chubby girls. But every now and then i like mtf transformations since the new girl form tends to act in a sexual way be it them becoming a slut or them masturbaiting. Then you have the once a month fap for ftm shit (im extremely selective about this, the new guy must retain the female head.) I know its strange. Im just glad im not into gore or bugs or anything like that. Sorry if anybody here is. Im not trying to make you feel bad. Of course if im not into it i wont see the appeal.

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>>37137314
When I was 16 I decided to jerk off to this teen girl getting beheaded by zetas or something
Came in under 20secs
Didn't want to go down that path so I never did it again
I have a blood fetish nowadays
Discovered in 06

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Look at my dual-numbers Halberstram!

He was probably actually Halberstam the entire time.

Think about it.

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>>37137309
>>37137359
Then.. was Halberstram, Bateman?

>>37137093
Yup. Only when the truck got stuck did he off himself and I think they had to crane the metal plating off to get to him and make sure he was dead. I'm suprised the Nat'l Guard didn't show up, he was basically operating a tank sans the cannon. I think he even had gunports cut into the side.

got a link to news story?

>>37137262
Not OP but here's the link to the Wikipedia page. It's by no means a recent story but still crazy to read about.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marvin_Heemeyer

>>37137075
ralts for general fugs and hugs

>goodra
>goodra (if that doesn't count then Braixen)
>goodra (once again if it doesn't count then oshawott)

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>>37137154
yeah its alright if one pokemon is all three categories. I made three categories because I thought it would be difficult for people to pick just one.

>>37137073
Out of curiosity, has she done any violent gangbangs vids while she was pregnant? That's gotta be someone's fetish. Not mine though. Yep. Asking for a friend, I is.

Who cares. Stop caring about other people's lives. Just get a gf and have your own life.

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> Marrying to a slut
> Ex-pornstar
> Chad
> Marrying

He is just a cuck

>>37136876
You can just jack off if you need to satisfy a slim veneer of the biological imperative. If you're the kind of person that patronizes prostitutes due to their own lack of ability with women then it means you are pathetic enough to turn to wasting money on them. The true benefits of being with a woman-love, comfort, family-these cannot be satisfied in even a small way with a prostitute. Why waste a lot of money for something likely to be only marginally more pleasurable than just handling your cock yourself? Sex is no great thing unless it is done with two people who truly desire each other, and a prostitute does not desire you, she desires your money.

On a deeper level it shows that you're a failed man if you need to pay direct for sex. Sex is easy if you actually play along with the bitch, yeah you're gonna spend some money, but tricking a bitch outta pussy off a $50 dinner is way more thrilling than paying a couple hundred to some dried up cunt whose so far gone that strangers dicks in her doesn't not even register on her moral compass. It's much better to fuck girls who still have shame.

>>37136876
if it's gonna be your first time ever fucking a prostitute, go for it, don't listen to these anons.

if it's gonna be your first time ever having sex, listen to these anons.

What happened, OP? Who cheated on you and why?

>>37136576
I guess you are what we can call you a
C U C K

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>>37136726
Fuck it makes no sens can't I modify this shit

>>37136554
>"I shaved my legs for tonight" is an acceptable thing to say to someone you don't know, before an initial date

I want to live alone in the wild like a caveman

>>37136554
Why the flying fuck are you even posting this here? Just to hurt our feelings? Are you so sad anon that your best bet a couple laughs is posting your succes with a tinder whore here?
Fuck off and never come back jackass.

>>37136599
I've been pretty crass with her especially when we spoke on the phone.

>>37136668
I'm a robot too.