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Post your piss collections! 10 more and i can finish it
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>>37139933
Drink some water or you wont even finish 5
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I made a thread about piss bottles too. Got removed or down the catalogue.
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>>37139933
>33
>Masonic Dubs
Nice
>tfw you will never make a piss swastika. Why even live?
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I just bought this hat. What impulse purchases have you made recently?
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>>37139469
Nice hat, OP. I just had wings with my friends at Taco Mac. Impulsive but worth it.
>Inb4 you didn't get tendies
Their wings are better.
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>>37139469
>not even flat bill
Dad hats are gay
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I bought bitcoins hope they dont crash
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Why is it socially acceptable to be a marxist/communist and admire the soviet union but it isnt socially acceptable to be a national socialist and admire Hitler's Germany?
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>>37139306
I don't know, it's completely inexplicable
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Shut the FUCK up, Y-HWEH you fucking goyim are so annoying.
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>>37139306
One openly endorsed the systematic extermination of politically undesirable people. The other didn't.
Also, nazifags are edgelors, more often than not.
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What would you do if you lived in communism and had total freedom? how would your life be different?
I would like to be a argicultural scientist and run a research farm, making hardy and nutrious crops with superior taste and appearance. in my time off, I would go camping and kayaking.
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>>37138905
>lived in communism
>had total freedom
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>>37138938
>reads no communist literature and has no basic understanding of the philosophy
>still tries to make smug and smart comments against it
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>>37138995
>unironically is a communist
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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When did you realize that physical appearance was literally everything, and that if you're not handsome you should just give up?
No matter what you delude yourselves into believing, being tall and good-looking with a big dick gives you access to everything.
Even if you're an average-looking male of average height, you become invisible to women as soon as someone better enters the room.
Seducing a girl takes literally ten times more effort because you have to compensate. And even then you most likely won't be loved.
People like us will never know what it's like to be truly happy. We're either forced to settle, or stay alone forever. This is the harsh reality.
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when girls said eww when i got mentioned or this one girl said that no one wants to have sex with me
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>>37131384
99.9% if not 100% of women are pretty much soulless
Avoiding interaction with them is one of the best decisions I've made
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I gave up when I was 18
Realized that no woman would ever choose me when she had any other alternative so why should I bother
Now 25 and KHV
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You retards are missing out on crypto 2017-05-19 04:31:46 Post No.37119826
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You retards are missing out on crypto
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Literally new marketcaps are being broke yet again. I started with a few hundred dollars. This is my generations gold rush. Eth broke 100 today
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>>37119826
You can't cash out your meme-coins in large sums and eventually when people realize this it'll all come crashing down.
I can't wait for the eventual mass neet suicides
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>>37119858
Lmao yes you can you stupid fuck. I believe it's a 25k limit per day.
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>>37119883
>Lmao yes you can you stupid fuck. I believe it's a 25k limit per day.
It's so obvious you don't know what you're talking about
you can't even cash out that much at a bank
Can't wait for reality to crash down hard on you morons
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The last two digits of post number is how many more years you have left on this planet.
I feel bad for those who get 00.
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pamdfa
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>>37118924
>I feel bad for those who get 00.
I don't.
SWEET DEATH BABY
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>>37118924
Here we go, I am okay with anything less than 7 years
Give you Imouto a huge hug! Pat her head! Tell her you love her! Take her out for ice cream! Report your results!
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I love my brother bunches and I just gave him a hug and a kiss
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>>37115623
And what was the result?
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She's busy playing League of Legends. I'll hug her if she loses. Hell, I'll hug her if she wins, I don't care.
Last one died. Let's see 'em bots.
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>religious
>conservative
>not dominant
Shittiest kind of gf.
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>>37114486
>implying a girl like this will EVER exist
>implying that if she did manage to exist she would take some pasty faggot pol9k virgin over a chad with a six figure job
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>Looks
Don't matter to me. Blank slate fill it in with yourself and its 10/10 perfect.
>Personality
>clingy
>obsessive
>"promise me you won't ever leave me"
>"i thought about you all night"
>"you just can't escape my thoughts anon"
>"i can't wait to see you irl"
>"if you leave I'll kill myself"
>"nobody can come between us"
>"i-i masturbated to your picture last night anon"
>plays vidya
>"hey do you want to play something? I'll do anything you want"
>"will you teach me how to play this?"
>"I love watching you play vidya anon"
>wants to be with me all the time
>"I-I'm into anything you're into. I wouldn't ever dissapoint you"
>constant texting and skype calls
>likes my autism and extreme shyness
>"haha that's so weird.... I-i love it"
>"it's cute when you don't know what to say to me"
>"do I make you nervous? I'm more nervous with you"
>is talkative and forward
>"I want to see more of you anon"
>"what are you into anon?"
>"don't you want to see more of me?"
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Fembots why can't you think more like this?
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>>37143145
Because it goes against their female biological nature
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What the hell good is a man if he lacks all those things tho?
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that poor guy is completely and utterly emasculated.
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Any advice on how I can look like more of a gay retard?
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no you got it on lock
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>>37142969
Try looking even more like Sam Hyde
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>>37142969
>Younger version of sam hyde
>probably a liberal
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>"B-BUT ASIAN GIRLS IS CUTE!!! THEY ALL LOOK LIKE ANIME CHARACTERS WITHOUT ANY MAKE-UP"
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that is legitimately a DEMON
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those are cats, OP.
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>>37142551
Asian "people" aren't even human
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>tfw cutfag
i wonder what jacking off uncut feels like
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>>37141850
>i wonder what jacking off uncut feels like
I don't even need to take off my pants, lol.
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>>37142185
kek tiny dick fag
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just use a gotdam cock sleeve or fleshlight
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I don't want any of you guys to hate me when reading this, I really want to know if you understand how I feel. Thank you.
>be me, 7-8/10 attractive male
>lifts weights, was strongest kid in high school
>turtle shell abs, so not super shitty body
>been told I'm really funny, great personality.
>aspiring physical therapist
>3.7 GPA
>get told I'm a kind person that gives lots of valuable advice.
>get told I'll make a great father
>get told I'm intelligent on a normal basis
>girls ask me why I'm single
If any of you share a few of these positive traits (not all), keep reading.
>I isolate myself
>I draw photo-realism for 10 hours straight
>I'll hang out with my friends but I won't drink
>won't do drugs
>deny offers of sex
>all too degenerate
>people think I'm cool and different
>deal with depression because I am different
>I spend all my nights walking alone at midnight till early morning in parks.
>usually walk barefoot
>I feel happy alone, I feel happy isolated, I feel recharged.
I just finished a long walk through the park, didn't see a soul. Meanwhile, all my friends are going to graduation parties and here I am, on r9k with the ability to access it all yet I don't. I just isolate myself and walk barefoot through the woods. No one in life satisfies me, everyone falls short to what I want. I always grow bored and I'm not content, I'm never content with my own abilities. I have never been satisfied.
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>>37141737
You and I, we're different.
We're the strongest (You) harvesters on this board.
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>>37141737
You don't belong here man. Get off this board. This was a safespace for robots. Fuck you.
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>>37141757
could you explain what you mean by this? I'm not exactly sure what you mean by "harvesters."
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Feeling down today robots, can we have an escapism thread going?
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You werent even muted for 2 seconds, because your content was original.
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originiooolioioi
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Take 5 mil, 35 points to spend
18 year old, 18 points
full kitchen, 6 points
video games, 4 points
books 4 points
hygiene/jacuzzi 3 points
I'm set