>about to leave bar
>notice two chicks looking at me
>pretend to be ignoring them
>hear them say
>"is he wearing a Trump hat?"
>"Wow, is he actually a Nazi?"
>"is it ironic? I dunno..."
I suppose this hat and my political beliefs are pussy repellent, nice.
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>>37144014
broooooo you should've went over and owned that shit.
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>>37144182
>owned that shit
Why would I "own the shit" of a girl who called me a Nazi? That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. If anything I should have told her to fuck off and learn what a Nazi is.
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>>37144205
nah ya niggerbro. I'm sayin you shoulda been like," if I'm a nazi for (insert good things Trump as done here) then so be it *wink*"
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If you could only have one of these women for the rest of your life, which would you choose? What's your favorite flavor?
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>>37143994
Darker one looks the nicest, her skin wont go to shit so fast either.
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>>37143994
I would say far left but I don't want children with curly hair, so 2nd to the left
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why are the only flavours available chocolate
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>5"2 manlet
>beardlet/chinlet
>skelly
>size 4/5 shoes
>28/30 waistline
>frequently mistaken for 16
>actually 22
Any other males here /smol/?
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>>37143963
5'7
skelly
thats about it, hate being skelly more.
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>>37143963
I'm 5'8 and I'm working on growing mynheight at least 3 inches. My dad was 6'3 and I refuse to be as small as mummy
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>>37143963
How does it feel to be 5'2 as an adult? No hate, just genuinely curious.
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>go visit a transexual whore last night
>she cums while riding me and it gets in my eye
>wash it out and go home
>wake up this morning and my eye is completely red
please help anons
I'm too afraid to go to the hospital
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you now have AIDS
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That's pinkeye, genius
I don't think it's serious but you should go get medicine or some shit
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>>37143666
Why would aids make my eye red?
Can you even get aids like that?
Please I'm really scared
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who /don't hate women nor hold any anti-feminist beliefs/ here?
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everyone should be hated equally
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Not any more than I hate anyone else. They want to fuck around and be liberated, let them.
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>>37143580
I had radicals of any kinds, otherwise I don't really care.
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post your family tree in this thread
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>>37143510
how the fuck do I make my own?
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>your maternal great-grandmother is Jewish
>kikery passes through the female line
Go to Israel or get gassed.
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>>37143510
template, matey?
Anonymous
2013:My 8th grade year 2017-05-20 05:37:59 Post No.37143381
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Do any robots want to see some text convo's I had with a girl I "loved" back in 8th grade even though she was in a relationship?
I assure you it is cringe kino
>inb4 underage b&
I'm 18 now
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No fuck off this ain't your personal blog
>>>/t/umblr
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>>37143381
Sure anon, I could use some OC cringe
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>>37143407
lol okay whatever
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Fembots, would you eat a man's ass?
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Yes.
>tfw bf is into butt stuff and likes getting his ass eaten
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>>37143313
you're a good girI
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does eating ass not taste like shit? And is that part of the appeal? I'm just trying to understand
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Guys I can't stop wanting to fuck traps. It's gotten exponentially worse over time and no I don't even care if it's just a cross dressing boi anymore. W-what should I do?
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fuck a trap
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Think about their array of mental illnesses and the odour of their musty assholes.
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>>37143241
>Anon, stop, we shouldn't keep doing this. You came over to see my sister Stacy, remember?
Anonymous
Post gay/lesbian experiences you've had 2017-05-20 05:25:40 Post No.37143207
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>Hanging out with friend
>We're sitting down on the floor and she's wearing a skirt
>She randomly flashes me her vagina and it kinda looked gross but it was my first time seeing another vagina
>She asks me to show mine and I refused because I was wearing pants and didn't want to get in trouble
>She then showed me her boobs and layed down pretending she was rich and in a hot tub
>I showed her my boobs and they looked different than hers and I got sad
>We stop flashing each other and to this day she pretends it never happened
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Do you not fucking see the LGBT subforum?
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>>37143207
do you slink to the memory?
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>>37143215
>subforum
Kiss your sister
That's a blue board, and there's no rule saying lgbt shit can only be posted there
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they called me pretty
im so happy
im crying tears of joy. my parents were never this nice to me but he is
he's a god
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that's good
original comment desu
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>>37143139
>they
>he
>they
>he
WUT
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>>37143139
don't put out too quick girl. make sure he's not the guy who'll say anything to get into your vagina. Make him work for it.
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You may not speak to me until I have had my coffee, wagie. Oops - looks like you won't be able to speak to me at all now! Maybe if you're lucky I won't have ANOTHER refill.........
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>>37143111
It's a shame the wagies only have two days of freedom, my NEET friend. As for me, I plan on having TWO haircuts tomorrow, even a wagie can't afford that.
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This kills the coffeeposter
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this is the only thing on r9k i enjoy anymore
i miss when this board wasn't 99% normies. the scathing sardonic criticism of normie culture that used to rule the board has almost disappeared.
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I'll Draw a Waifu for you 2017-05-20 05:13:22 Post No.37143026
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I'll Draw a Waifu for you
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Draw Thread
I'll draw a waifu for you, describe her personality and a generic idea of what you want her to look like.
You can give characters you like as a visual aide for me. I won't be drawing fan art sorry, original ideas from you guys only.
I'll most likely keep it headshots. Maybe I'll get a body in there or two, depends on how packed the thread gets. I can do generic animu style or cartoon (retro style is my fav but I can do other stuff too)
If the thread gets too out of had I'll simplify all the drawings so everyone( Trying for this) can get at least something before i fall asleep
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She is nice,loving hapa girl who will play videogames with me
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>>37143052
do you want it to be weeb style or cartoon?
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>>37143071
Weeb would be ideal
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>tfw pencil dick
I JUST WANT 6" GIRTH DAMMIT
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>>37143014
six inches of girth means you'd be packing a mason jar. y tho
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>>37143014
>that bending
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>tfw you were so insecure about your size that you measure a toilet paper roll
>it measures 5.5 inches or around there
>stick hard dick into it
>can't get tip through it
I don't know how to feel about this.
White men need to stay away from Asian women. It's getting ridiculous, Asian men must be the most cucked group out of anyone. Whenever I want to jerk off I have to see stuff like this, it's infuriating and I'm about to lose it on the next WMAF couple I see
STAY OUT OF ASIA
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>>37142768
White men have superior dicks. Sorry dicklet, you're not cutting it anymore and never have.
t. Asian girl
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>>37142823
>t. Asian girl
b-be my gf?
i'm white
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Why? I like their soft features and appearance, it turns me on so of course, I'm going to be attracted to them.