>about to leave bar
>notice two chicks looking at me
>pretend to be ignoring them
>hear them say
>"is he wearing a Trump hat?"
>"Wow, is he actually a Nazi?"
>"is it ironic? I dunno..."
I suppose this hat and my political beliefs are pussy repellent, nice.
>>37144014
broooooo you should've went over and owned that shit.
>>37144182
>owned that shit
Why would I "own the shit" of a girl who called me a Nazi? That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. If anything I should have told her to fuck off and learn what a Nazi is.
>>37144205
nah ya niggerbro. I'm sayin you shoulda been like," if I'm a nazi for (insert good things Trump as done here) then so be it *wink*"
If you could only have one of these women for the rest of your life, which would you choose? What's your favorite flavor?
>>37143994
Darker one looks the nicest, her skin wont go to shit so fast either.
>>37143994
I would say far left but I don't want children with curly hair, so 2nd to the left
why are the only flavours available chocolate
>5"2 manlet
>beardlet/chinlet
>skelly
>size 4/5 shoes
>28/30 waistline
>frequently mistaken for 16
>actually 22
Any other males here /smol/?
>>37143963
5'7
skelly
thats about it, hate being skelly more.
>>37143963
I'm 5'8 and I'm working on growing mynheight at least 3 inches. My dad was 6'3 and I refuse to be as small as mummy
>>37143963
How does it feel to be 5'2 as an adult? No hate, just genuinely curious.
>go visit a transexual whore last night
>she cums while riding me and it gets in my eye
>wash it out and go home
>wake up this morning and my eye is completely red
please help anons
I'm too afraid to go to the hospital
you now have AIDS
That's pinkeye, genius
I don't think it's serious but you should go get medicine or some shit
>>37143666
Why would aids make my eye red?
Can you even get aids like that?
Please I'm really scared
who /don't hate women nor hold any anti-feminist beliefs/ here?
everyone should be hated equally
Not any more than I hate anyone else. They want to fuck around and be liberated, let them.
>>37143580
I had radicals of any kinds, otherwise I don't really care.
post your family tree in this thread
>>37143510
how the fuck do I make my own?
>your maternal great-grandmother is Jewish
>kikery passes through the female line
Go to Israel or get gassed.
>>37143510
template, matey?
Do any robots want to see some text convo's I had with a girl I "loved" back in 8th grade even though she was in a relationship?
I assure you it is cringe kino
>inb4 underage b&
I'm 18 now
No fuck off this ain't your personal blog
>>>/t/umblr
>>37143381
Sure anon, I could use some OC cringe
>>37143407
lol okay whatever
Fembots, would you eat a man's ass?
Yes.
>tfw bf is into butt stuff and likes getting his ass eaten
>>37143313
you're a good girI
does eating ass not taste like shit? And is that part of the appeal? I'm just trying to understand
Guys I can't stop wanting to fuck traps. It's gotten exponentially worse over time and no I don't even care if it's just a cross dressing boi anymore. W-what should I do?
fuck a trap
Think about their array of mental illnesses and the odour of their musty assholes.
>>37143241
>Anon, stop, we shouldn't keep doing this. You came over to see my sister Stacy, remember?
>Hanging out with friend
>We're sitting down on the floor and she's wearing a skirt
>She randomly flashes me her vagina and it kinda looked gross but it was my first time seeing another vagina
>She asks me to show mine and I refused because I was wearing pants and didn't want to get in trouble
>She then showed me her boobs and layed down pretending she was rich and in a hot tub
>I showed her my boobs and they looked different than hers and I got sad
>We stop flashing each other and to this day she pretends it never happened
Do you not fucking see the LGBT subforum?
>>37143207
do you slink to the memory?
>>37143215
>subforum
Kiss your sister
That's a blue board, and there's no rule saying lgbt shit can only be posted there
they called me pretty
im so happy
im crying tears of joy. my parents were never this nice to me but he is
he's a god
that's good
original comment desu
>>37143139
>they
>he
>they
>he
WUT
>>37143139
don't put out too quick girl. make sure he's not the guy who'll say anything to get into your vagina. Make him work for it.
You may not speak to me until I have had my coffee, wagie. Oops - looks like you won't be able to speak to me at all now! Maybe if you're lucky I won't have ANOTHER refill.........
>>37143111
It's a shame the wagies only have two days of freedom, my NEET friend. As for me, I plan on having TWO haircuts tomorrow, even a wagie can't afford that.
This kills the coffeeposter
this is the only thing on r9k i enjoy anymore
i miss when this board wasn't 99% normies. the scathing sardonic criticism of normie culture that used to rule the board has almost disappeared.
Draw Thread
I'll draw a waifu for you, describe her personality and a generic idea of what you want her to look like.
You can give characters you like as a visual aide for me. I won't be drawing fan art sorry, original ideas from you guys only.
I'll most likely keep it headshots. Maybe I'll get a body in there or two, depends on how packed the thread gets. I can do generic animu style or cartoon (retro style is my fav but I can do other stuff too)
If the thread gets too out of had I'll simplify all the drawings so everyone( Trying for this) can get at least something before i fall asleep
She is nice,loving hapa girl who will play videogames with me
>>37143052
do you want it to be weeb style or cartoon?
>>37143071
Weeb would be ideal
>tfw pencil dick
I JUST WANT 6" GIRTH DAMMIT
>>37143014
six inches of girth means you'd be packing a mason jar. y tho
>>37143014
>that bending
>tfw you were so insecure about your size that you measure a toilet paper roll
>it measures 5.5 inches or around there
>stick hard dick into it
>can't get tip through it
I don't know how to feel about this.
White men need to stay away from Asian women. It's getting ridiculous, Asian men must be the most cucked group out of anyone. Whenever I want to jerk off I have to see stuff like this, it's infuriating and I'm about to lose it on the next WMAF couple I see
STAY OUT OF ASIA
>>37142768
White men have superior dicks. Sorry dicklet, you're not cutting it anymore and never have.
t. Asian girl
>>37142823
>t. Asian girl
b-be my gf?
i'm white
Why? I like their soft features and appearance, it turns me on so of course, I'm going to be attracted to them.