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i cant pronounce meth not like mef. is suicide the answer?
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>>37145681
probly not. but how often do you need to say that?
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>>37145703
never. i live in europe.
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I cant say wolf without saying woof

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Has anyone here ever grown weed illegally? I really need weed and can't afford it and it's getting to be that time of the year
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What kind of shithole do you live in where you can't afford weed?
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>>37145478
I use it as medicine instead of anti depressants so I need it every day and regardless I don't need to spend 10-20 bucks a day
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>>37145470
You gotta get seeds first. You can buy them online. I don't grow weed, but I sell a lot of it, and there are like 20+ good, detailed guides online on how to grow indoors and outdoors. Indoors is easier for beginners.

It takes about 8 weeks for a full cycle, more or less, though if you're really good you can do it in half the time. Good luck!

>tfw you will never know what it feels like for a girl to put a condom on you
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>tfw will never feel this because I don't use a condom when fucking my gf
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>>37145160
>biting the reservoir
Daddy!
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fuck off you degenerate, condoms are disgusting and boring

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picture this:

>be a moderately attractive roastie
>you are a business minded roastie, an opportunist
>2 months ago, the deplorable donald j trump was elected president of the united states, a victory for the "alt right xDDDDDD"
>sensing a change in the matrix, you get the grand idea to start a youtube channel and to present yourself as the "based kekistani DDDD anti-sjw meme girl :D"
>and you HATE feminists, even though you dress like one.
>your videos consist of yourself dolled up with a choker on, your pretty face taking up the ENTIRE screen, and all you do is blather on and on for 5 minutes saying nothing noteworthy about x baby tier low hanging fruit socio-political controversy.
>don't forget to add the provocative thumbnail
>and presto, not more than 4 months later, you have almost 100k subscribers, and betas everywhere giving you all sorts of ad money
>you've also made yourself a patreon. you make $522 a month, and you have 65 patrons(beta cucks) paying an average of 8 bucks a month to see you dick around on a camera and pass it off as political commentary.

Can somebody tell me where my male privilege is? I think it's insane that a run of the mill woman can just sit there and look pretty and practically have money just handed to her. Let's do the math.
She makes about 1 video a week. Her videos are trash, so she probably takes 3 hours max to make one start to finish. On average, a month is about 4 weeks. She makes 4 videos a month. 4 times 3 is 12. She spends 12 hours a month making videos. 522 divided by 12 is 43.5.

This woman is making 43.5 dollars an hour.

Let that sink in.

For the kind of pay that takes a man 4 years and 5 figures spent on college to attain, this woman makes that much after spending 4 months and $200 on a camera. That's it.

Just thought I'd share.
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are there nudes of this choker slut yet?
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I bet she spends a huge amount of time on these videos so in reality this is pretty underpaid. Dunno what the ad revenue would be though
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>>37145150
also

>patreon.com/rageafterstorm

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What's your sexual orientation?

>asexual heteroromantic
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>>37145004
I guess grey.
Not sure if too sad to be horny or if I'm just, not really a sexually involved person
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What exactly does it mean by "romantic attraction"?
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>>37145310
Who you want to cuddle with.

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How to trigger boomers? So far I have:
The Beatles weren't that good a band.
Say Vietnam was for profit
Kennedy was a bad president.
"I'm going to live at home forever."

No low effect trolling like "Ohh yeah Nazis woo!"
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>listening to my dad get mad that the government is trying to do all this shit to get young people to buy homes
>"We didn't have any of that shit, if we wanted something, we worked for it"
>"We didn't complain, we just did what we had to do"
>he bought this house for $170k and it's now worth close to $400k
>house has gone to shit, worse in every way possible, now have factories across the road and our neighborhood has gone to shit
>but it has still inflated to close to $400k
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>>37144932

idk I just straight up tell them they're gluttonous pigs who sold out their childrens' futures for their own pleasure. this usually makes them go berserk and accuse me of being a liberal.
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>>37145014
And wages are the effectly the same, but housing is more because not part of inflation meme.
And you used to be able to get good job out of highschool

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>Wite boi thinks he can compete and get an asian woman
lmao think again wite boi you're gonna be a virgin forever
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>>37144864
At least I can go to my grave knowing that I wasn't born a subhuman monster with only a penis as my sole desirable trait.
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Wish that was me on the right
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>>37145845
>tfw white are so insecure they look at us like subhuman monsters even though we were way ahead of you until recently in human history

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Every single word of this is a lie. She hasn't changed. She's gotten worse if anything. Dont' believe her lies.
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>>37144831
Ciara will never be free.
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>>37144946

Where did she post that?
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>>37144896

I made a comment to her that I had seen girls like her before and that she was destined to be a camgirl. That upset her enough to make a whole vid saying how that hurt her.

I felt she was over reacting. Then I learned she had already been selling nudes, and does camshows already in her private subscription discord. She's already a fucking pornstar.

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avoidant anons, do you have a safe person? i haven't found one yet.
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I don't have one person. I switch off telling things to two of my sisters so neither one realizes how awful I am in my entirety.
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>>37144664
>tfw avoidant but too schizoid to be safe with anyone, even myself
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>>37144664
>avoidant anons, do you have a safe person?
My best friend and I go way back to kindergarten. Around him I display much fewer Avoidant behaviors and thought patterns. I still haven't told anyone in real life what I'm going through though, and that includes him too. As far as he knows I'm just another normie, but based on the description you gave he should still count as a safe person I guess.

But I think the norm is for your 'safe person(s)' to know what you're going through and that you really open up to them to talk about your issues. I just never do that as I'm scared it will have negative consequences for our friendship long term.

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Hey Rem. It's Aya.

I just got naked for you. ;)
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i wish he actually liked me
he was like a big brother to me who reached out and made me have fun
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>>37145017
A*** and R** were like family to me, too. A slightly younger brother and sister in my case.
I don't think his positive feelings have completely gone away. Bonds between people are stubborn things. I'm sure he still has moments of feeling love and fondness towards you.
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>>37145136
Andy and Rae you told me

I hope Aya likes me one day
Im so selfish, I'll do anything to be his friend again. I want to be like a little brother to him

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How do I go to a big city from a small town?
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>>37144311
Get some savings.

Move there.

Find job.
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Suck lots of jewish homosexual dicks. You'll make it.
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Have a lot of money because cities are extremely expensive. Especially NYC

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Do people actually have sex IRL or am I just being rused?
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You're being rused. But it goes deeper than that. Every other person is a soulless piece of flesh that exists only to be observed by you. Your entire existence so far has been a trial. Prove yourself and you will earn your place among the higher beings. Only when you realize the true purpose of this existence will you be able to ascend.
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>>37144392
T-Trinity?!
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>>37144484

I always thought trinity was a guy

[spoiler[ she is [/spoiler]

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If you saw it, what did you think of it?

I appear to be in the minority because I thought it was a solid 8.5/10. My main complaint is that there wasn't enough scenes with the xenomorphs.
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>this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtxBvU21J28

originalo
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I really wanna go see Ayylmao: Covenant, but I don't have any friends or anybody to go with, and I don't want to appear awkward and weird.

If I try to go to a midnight showing or a super early showing, will there be less people?
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>>37144210
I saw it alone, I've seen plenty of movies alone. No one cares.

I saw it yesterday in the afternoon and there was about 10 other people in the theater with me. (slightly surprising but I assume the Friday night showing was quite packed)

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Which elf do you prefer robots? Personally, I'm partial to white, though all have their merits.
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>>37144133
Dark elves are the supreme taste
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Swirl
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>>37144133
black elf

im black

second is white

worst is blue

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Anyone know how to sex someone who is asexual?

Picture unrelated.
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It wasn't very hard. Just take them out on a nice date, and then go for a kiss.
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What? Shouldn't that be impossible? Unless you mean convincing her to go along with it as a favour. I guess the asexual person might enjoy the physical intimacy. So maybe focus on being intimate and caring like as if you were cuddling

I really don't know man, maybe an anon with actual experience in this sort of scenario will offer their advice
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>>37144177
I mean, she's never kissed anyone, and has no interest in ever kissing anyone.

Also, she hates me.

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