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***Christian General Thread*** 2017-05-20 06:09:32 Post No.37153456
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***Christian General Thread*** ChristAnon (ID: !GvLmUvFQPc) 2017-05-20 06:09:32 Post No. 37153456 [Report] [View this topic]

>What is the gospel?
The gospel is the message that Jesus Christ, although existed in the very form of God, did not consider that equality something to be held onto and chose to leave that heavenly place, enter into his own creation and die for the sins of his people. But guess what he rose on the third day because death could not hold it's grip on the blessed son of God and when you are resurrected on the day of judgement the same spirit that raised Christ from the dead will also be the same spirit that raised you on the last day.

>How to enter heaven
One enters into heaven through faith alone, for Christ had already died for our sins and so what could we possibly add on to that? Are we to say that the blood of Christ is not sufficient and we are to add onto that? No, his blood cleansed us of sin and to be cleansed of your sins you first must believe and Christ will do the rest.

I invite Christians, agnostics, atheists and everything in between, that includes people of other faith, to discuss Christianity and learn more about the largest religion in the world. God bless! I the past I have tried to appeal to non-believers by kinda white washing but now, none of that but also be prepared because you might not get the answers you like although they might be true. I have also created a discord server which is mainly for Christians and non-believers looking for a discussion. It's not really meant for discussion, but if you do cause trouble, you will be removed from the server.
>.gg/AyQfdQW

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ChristAnon (ID: !GvLmUvFQPc) 2017-05-20 06:31:52 Post No.37153841
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ChristAnon (ID: !GvLmUvFQPc) 2017-05-20 06:31:52 Post No.37153841 [Report]

Shamelessly bumping my own thread! But in an original way.

Anonymous 2017-05-20 06:34:28 Post No.37153879
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Anonymous 2017-05-20 06:34:28 Post No.37153879 [Report]

Isnt the quran bible and the torah kinda the same book ?

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>>37153841
If christ loved me why did my mother kill herself for heavy depression and gave me schizophrenia on top of that?

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/psychosis/ Anonymous 2017-05-20 06:01:02 Post No. 37153319 [Report] [View this topic]

anyone with diagnosed schizophrenia on here?

wanna talk about your psychosis and stuff?
this shit is still mind boggling to me, and I want to talk about it.

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 06:10:56 Post No.37153487
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I'm still on neet bucks because of it too, although I have a little job in a protected work environment to give me a daily structure and some self worth. It's better than being full blown neet like I've been for years after my first psychosis though.

I still believe in aspects of my psychosis as being true, and can't accept the medical theory of "it's just too much dopamine in your brain lol". There's just so much more to it than that imho.

I've been in medschool once and know much about this illness from a psychological and medical point of view too, but having experienced it I just know that there's more truth to it than sane people think there is. I also know that this strikes most people as crazy talk and that it's probably no to sane and healthy thinking about these lines for me..

In this sense I feel trapped between two worlds, the sane one and the one of insanity, my old atheist world view and the new, let's call it, much more interesting one.

anyone out there that can relate?

Anonymous 2017-05-20 06:37:18 Post No.37153915
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What do you call "psychosis"??

What were your thoughts?

Anonymous 2017-05-20 06:38:55 Post No.37153932
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>>37153487
What's the medical reason for it? Just too much dopamine? Really??

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 05:54:31 Post No. 37153200 [Report] [View this topic]

I can't take it robots... I'm so fucking ugly. I see attractive people and I wish I could be them, literally the only thing keeping me on this board is my facial structure. I constantly fantasize about being beautiful, about being able to mould my face into something better, about just taking a saw and cutting up my face.

I'm going to get rhinoplasty soon, but that one fix my face. It will still be long and asymmetrical, and I don't have the money to do such extensive surgery.

I think I'll kill myself when I hit 20.

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 06:00:29 Post No.37153308
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>>37153200
post pics so i can judge you without bias. you probably don't need it

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>>37153200
>I'm so fucking ugly
I know. I have nigger-tier protruding lips and small chin despite being white. I look awful with shaggy beard but atleast it somewhat hides that awful profile view.

Anonymous 2017-05-20 06:09:35 Post No.37153458
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>>37153308
Posting pics of myself to 4chan of all places is a really terrible idea. My ugliness is objective, just trust me on it. I'm healthy and take care of myself, but the bone structure and other unchangeable hold me back.

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 05:53:54 Post No. 37153191 [Report] [View this topic]

Why are natural eyebrows so sexy?

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 05:56:52 Post No.37153246
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Anonymous 2017-05-20 05:56:52 Post No.37153246 [Report]

It's actually very simple: attraction is the subconcious indicator of the quality of a person's genetics. Natural eyebrows show better genetics than thin ones. Ironically, many women tweeze their eyebrows without realizing it degrades their value in the eyes of most men.

Anonymous 2017-05-20 05:57:29 Post No.37153257
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>>37153191
because they are natural and not disgusting painted on shit.

better question would be. why do women believe that painted on eyebrows are sexy at all?

Anonymous 2017-05-20 06:07:03 Post No.37153413
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Anonymous 2017-05-20 06:07:03 Post No.37153413 [Report]

Seriously women, how hard is it to just not fuck up part of your face? Just leave the damn things be

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 05:48:51 Post No. 37153105 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw 27 years old and female
>tfw exboyfriend started dating a 20 year old

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 05:50:57 Post No.37153137
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tick tock goes the biological clock

Anonymous 2017-05-20 05:51:33 Post No.37153148
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tick tock tick tock be my gf tick tock

Anonymous 2017-05-20 05:56:59 Post No.37153248
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>>37153105
Hahaha my ex is 28 that fat stupid whore. I wish I could date someone younger just to make her pissed off on a biological level.

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 05:37:38 Post No. 37152882 [Report] [View this topic]

How is Obama attracted to this woman?

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 05:38:53 Post No.37152906
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>>37152882
Love is blind, anon ;)

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>>37152882
He likes being fucked in the ass

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 05:39:22 Post No.37152917 [Report]

That is a man. King nigger was a homosexual. The powers made him transition so that his husband could stand a decent chance getting elected. Being half coon did much of it, but he still couldn't have won unless Mitchell wore a dress. I've made youtube videos documenting the proof.

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 05:33:58 Post No. 37152811 [Report] [View this topic]

What's it like to cum in a girl's mouth?

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 05:35:29 Post No.37152839
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>>37152811
>What's it like to cum in a girl's mouth?

comfy af

Anonymous 2017-05-20 05:36:47 Post No.37152867
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>>37152811
Sadly I've never done it.
I wonder how it compares to finishing in a girl's pussy/ass, both of which I've done.

Anonymous 2017-05-20 05:37:03 Post No.37152873
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>>37152811
Like a tight noose around your neck

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 05:33:44 Post No. 37152804 [Report] [View this topic]

How many of you faggots are actual Robots? It seems like this board is full of "le crazy xD" Reddit faggots lately.

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 05:41:11 Post No.37152954
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>>37152804
Being a useless piece of shit is as Reddit as it gets

Do you seriously think Chad browses Reddit? Nah, he's too busy telling you to kill yourself and stream it live.

Too busy watching #rekt threads on /gif/

Too busy to take ur faggy robot test

Anonymous 2017-05-20 05:45:22 Post No.37153052
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>>37152804

Last time i did it, i scored 55 and since then nothing changed. But honestly i consider myself more a cyborg than a robot.

Anonymous 2017-05-20 05:49:12 Post No.37153110
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Anonymous 2017-05-20 05:49:12 Post No.37153110 [Report]

I'm a kissless handholdless virgin and have never been in a relationship and I got a 95, bullshit test tbqh famalamadingdong

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Are you close? Anonymous 2017-05-20 05:31:43 Post No. 37152766 [Report] [View this topic]

How close you are to any of these guys?

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 05:32:44 Post No.37152790
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>>37152766
Probably about 1500-2000 miles away

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>>37152790
nice one

also

brazil - england - canada

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Pretty close, I'd say.

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 05:22:16 Post No. 37152553 [Report] [View this topic]

Decide what I fap to. No gay (traps), anime (manga), or pictures.

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 05:23:01 Post No.37152571
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Fap to this post, dubs decides.

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pukey pukey porn

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 05:26:49 Post No.37152654 [Report]

http://runthegauntlet.org/view/One-Man,-One-Jar

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mentally unstable girls Anonymous 2017-05-20 05:06:07 Post No. 37152275 [Report] [View this topic]

Okay robots, how many of you have actually dated or knew any girl with mental problems?

What was it like having her around?
How fucked in the head was she?

Share any experiences you had in here.

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 05:13:33 Post No.37152386
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>>37152275
Pretty accurate picture except not all BPD girls are "worthless" and lazy, some are really ambitious and capable.

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>>37152275
>date bpd girl
>im 18 and 4 years older than her
>didnt really want to because it felt creepy
>she says she wants me to date her regardless
>never had a boyfriend
>talks about how lonely and suicidal she is
>fine, but nothing sexual until you are 16
>she agrees

>watch a movie at some point
>she puts hand in my pants and strokes little anon
>get hard
>anon you are so big
>im really really not
>stop that, i said nothing sexual yet
>she keeps stroking
>tell her gently to stop again
>keeps going
>raise my voice at her to stop
>she starts crying
>have to comfort her
>feel bad

>eventually break up a few month later
>hear her talking to her friends
>"yeah he was pretty creepy. he kept feeling me up and wanted to fuck me. fucking pedo"

now apparently she has a "history of abusive relationships"

just fuck my shit up

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>>37152275
>addressing "robots"
>ask them if they've dated a particular kind of girl
>implying you can be a robot if you've ever dated somebody

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 04:43:54 Post No. 37151967 [Report] [View this topic]

>hear mom walking towards my room

GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY

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>>37151967
>not welcoming her into your room because seeing her brightens up your day

Tsk tsk anon, she can take you out of this world just like she brought you in

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>>37151967
>she turns the doorknob
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>37151967
Do you have a bad relationship with your mother? After my dad left, I have one with mine.

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tinder general Anonymous 2017-05-20 04:37:58 Post No. 37151882 [Report] [View this topic]

Stories
Advice
Cat fishing
Etc

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Why am I not getting any matches?
What pictures would you get rid off?

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>>37151948
I dont like the generic helping african chillun picture, looks tryhard

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>>37151948
Get rid of first and last pic. Also, go to the gym. Post bio as well

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Perfect GF thread with template Anonymous 2017-05-20 04:28:30 Post No. 37151720 [Report] [View this topic]

Post your ideal girl friend with the template.

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>>37151720
Because I love South East Asian girls, specifically Thai girls.

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>>37151720
jalskdjfalskjgaslhglaksd

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>>37151802
I'm glad mine is ideal for you.

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 04:26:03 Post No. 37151683 [Report] [View this topic]

How common is it for girls to try let their dog lick their pussies?

Fembots with doggos, have you ever considered it, or actually done it? Will dogs try to lick pussies on their own or do you have to teach them?

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 04:34:48 Post No.37151830
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>>37151683
My penis is eagerly awaiting a response.

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>>37151683
no and no, that's gross, why would I ever let him do that

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>>37151844
>why would I ever let him do that
sexual gratification I assume

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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible. Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/