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Do femanons fantasise about being gangbanged?
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>>37156578
I personally do, but I'm not a femanonymoos..
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>>37156607
are you a qt femboi?
or an original femboi
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>>37156664
No I'm a cis white male, I sometimes partake in furious anal masturbation and feel very gay but most of the time I'm pretty much straight or asexual with zero sexdrive.
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I'm 20 and my penis doesn't work like it used to what do I do /r9k/?
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>>37156461
See a doctor
Blsjfnaodjneie original comment
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Get a nitric oxide booster. Like L arginine.
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>>37156461
avoid porn
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my boyfriend told me if i left him he would kill himself but he also won't have sex with me, he never leaves the house other than to go to work and doesn't do any work around the house. he just plays ps4 or watches youtube videos with headphones on or naps whenever he's not working
he's also a gross pig who doesn't wash or change his clothes enough and leaves filth everywhere
i'm starting to really hate and resent him but i don't want to leave and make his situation worse .. even though he won't get help
what should i do?
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Confront him about it and, if that doesn't work, leave him. You're not responsible for his actions and you don't owe him shit, not if he's actively refusing to step up and better himself.
If he's going through some rough shit and is depressed, give him some time to recover (though from the feel I get from your text this isn't the case??).
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slap him over the back with a wet towel
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This board is truly dead, I must be one of the last robots
You come here for relationship advice? That's truly a sign that this place has been ruined. Thank you for taking away another intelligent part of the internet you braindead normie facebooking filth
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How will /r9k/ be spending their summer?
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I was thinking of joining the Air Force
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alone in my room dying from a heatstroke
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trying to become self sufficient so I don't have to stay with my parents next summer
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I'm really bored and these are usually fun. I'll talk to anyone who wants to. And if you like fishing you have to post in this thread and talk to me about it.
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here's the emplate
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I guess I'll bump the thread
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Sure, here you go.
I filled in with red, because fuck it, why not?
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Why do they always pick on us? What did we do to deserve this?
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>>37156237
relax
theyre just sperging because they (the people that write those retarded articles) are reaching 30s
those guys that they used to be able to turn down are now the guys turning them down
they lost their chances with the alpha, and the beta settled while they were on the "im too pretty to settle down now" phase
theyre fucked
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>>37156237
calling them "childish" for doing whatever they want with their lives and not being whipped to their demands
look who's being childish now? lmao
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>>37156237
Stage two of loss and grief is anger.
The next stage will be fun.
>bargaining.
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Robots, why don't you modify your dick? Maybe it helps you with the ladies
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>>37156081
uh... can you even use it?
that looks really painful and open wound on the front wtf?
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I'd slit my own throat before I went near that eldritch horror, wtf
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>he doesn't have a nutplug
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Who did you want to be at 15, robots? 2017-05-20 08:44:28 Post No.37156043
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Who did you want to be at 15, robots?
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>me at 15
>outgoing & friendly
>working out
>is nearly dating a beautiful girl
>plays vidya, but is also cultured & aware of the world
>wants to study at elite school
>wants to be a famous real estate tycoon
>wants to go live in America and be rich with a blonde wife
>wants to become President of his country
>me at 18
>reclusive & cynical
>lazy
>is a khv & friendless
>no motivation for vidya, only reads the news cynically
>wants to study a few years just to please family in a random college
>wants to make enough money to pay for internet, electricity & PC, but ultimately wants to NEETbux at home
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>>37156043
>dreams of being the president/real estate tycoon
Sounds like an autistic pipe dream that only a 4 year old would want, but in reality, the current leader of the free world is just that.
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>>37156043
>is KHV
I thought you said you were dating a hottie.
It sounds like you never had it together.
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I was an internet celebrity until 18, I wanted to be a rockstar having a band like Linkin Park, be a famous actor and a worldstar celebrity and live in the usa
>22
>khv
>no skills for playing guitar or singing
>friendless
>none of my "fans" remember me
>never leave my hometown
>poor family
>work as typer in a shitty governament's den
>cant act
>no money for college
>I told every one I knew from hs that Im leaving on my own apartment in the capital city working in the film industry
>constantly escaping from the bus and other places to avoid contact with them
Last month one of my ex-fans contacted me asking about how Ive been doing, I didnt replied and he thought I was too busy or something, being alive is embarrasing already
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Why do you drink, /r9k/?
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I know this gonna sound cliche but I'm lonely, and never leave my apartment I get drunk almost every night and go on twitch and interact with a girl streamer and pretend like there my friend.
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It distracts from the dread of waking
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Wish I could afford to do this
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I am a dominant straight man interested in fucking a twink. Should I install grindr? I'm worried I will get called a faggot.
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It's your dick, do what you want with it.
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>>37155990
Depending on your location you might not even be able to find any twinks on grindr. I usually just fine fat gross old men.
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>>37155990
if this fucking kid dyed his hair black and cut it a bit at the front he'd be lelouch vi britannia in real fucking life
how the fuck do you even survive with a skeleton like that
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Why do men always talk about how they hate women that put time into their appearance but then flock towards those women at the same time? Really makes you think
lol at liking "natural/effortless" beauty
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look at this nasty
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>>37155835
>men form one unique opinion throughout their insane number
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It's called going against your own nature/instincts. We are wired this way but those whotry to break from the shackles that enslave us to this system are pioneers in my opinion. I really do think robots are the next evolutionary step for humanity. This celibate inaduqecy of robots is both a blessing and a curse. This world needs us
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Anyone else really want a Big Kahuna burger? It looks like a tasty burger.
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I don't like cheeseburgers.
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>>37155695
tell me more about this Big Kahuna
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>>37155695
From that Hawaiin burger joint down the street?
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>every ancestor you had lost their virginity
Why are we breaking that cycle? What is it about us or our society that's so different?
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>>37155659
>What is it about us or our society that's so different?
Well, sexual revolution for one.
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>>37155723
didn't your dad and granddad get a partner during that time though?
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>>37155819
Yeah, but I'm from Eastern Europe, and sexual revolution only has taken place in the late 80s/early 90s, after the Berlin wall.
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4chan Spring Cup - Chicken tendies edition 2017-05-20 08:24:47 Post No.37155631
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It's that time again, /r9k/
Tonight we face /ck/ in the last match of group stage.
Unfortunately, the chances for us to advance to the round of 16 are really low (we need /u/ to lose, and overcome a 6 goals difference) but nothing it's impossible.
"We're not playing to avoid the fetus, we're meming on this shit"
19 maggio 2017
The match is tonight, at 21:00 UTC (23:00 central europe, 3:00 pm east) but probaly a bit later.
You can find the stream at implyingrigged dot info
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Rooting for you guys since I have no one else to root for now.
t. /a/
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>t. /a/
What are you doing here?
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>>37155683
This is where I discuss things other than anime due to every other general discussion board being worse than this.
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Wizard General 2017-05-20 08:17:41 Post No.37155504
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All the wizards out there get in here.
This thread is for everything Wizard related, for example defining what a Wizard is, what a Wizard ideals, what Wizards do and don't do, and the difficulties Wizards face in being Wizards and what they can do to make it easier.
I'll start:
Most people define a Wizard as someone who has reached a certain age who is still a virgin. Although many Wizards might, I personally consider a Wizard to be someone of any age who has limited social contacts and is primarily concerned with things of the mind.
So Wizards do anything that's intelligent and develops their mind. For me I like or want to watch intelligent movies, read books, write analyses of the movies, get good at Chess, guitar, programming and creative writing.
However in a world of instant gratification it isn't so easy. With T. V. all you have to do is sit down and turn it on and you're bombarded with constant stimuli. 4chan has even more instant gratification, but time and again it proves itself to be a cultural and intellectual wasteland.
Part of being concerned with the mind is being able to control you're impulses, including no fap. Fapping warps the way you look at women and sex, so no Wizard can logically support the practice. However I don't think a Wizard has to be straight edge. Booze and pot cause you to open up your mind, but on the flip side it also makes boring activities more boring by comparison.
A Wizard can have a girlfriend only if his girlfriend is a Wizard too, which may mean he can't. There might be some women out there who value intellect and reason, but most likely she just does the bare minimum and will stop as soon as her boyfriend does.
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Did someone say Wizards?
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Look at how big and well thought out op's post is, must've put a lot of effort into making it.
I hope this dies on page 10 with my post
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No, that's not how this works. You can't just go making up a new definition for something because you don't like the one it already has.