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It's okay, Anon. Try and find a big adult daycare and just live there the rest of your life.

>>39399626
So pick one of those things and start learning about it. Holy shit you've got the fucking INTERNET at your disposal: you can find untold reams of information and advice on any subject you can think of. Just don't expect to figure it all out in a day: start chipping away at it and you'll get there.

>>39399626
Always phoneposters making these threads. You can tell by the filename

>>39399574
I feel you, anon. I'm trying to find a way out as we speak.

>>39399574
Said the joker to the thief

>>39399777
>tfw there's too much confusion
>tfw can't get no relief

So what say you, faggot? Fuck off back to wizardchan you homo.

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>>39399591
Never forget lads, the three roastie/cuck insults.
In this case we're facing the status insult, because if you don't want to be with a succubus, you're obviously automatically gay.
Piss off ya poofter.

>>39399637
>who pays the most taxes
In the US, rich people do, they pay most of the taxes and a percentage of the poor get more than they put in when it comes to income tax.

I hate women but that part of the picture is retarded and detracts from the point.

ahead of you. 13

>>39399520
>12
Pedophile paradise?

brb moving to mexico

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>>39399514
Both at the same time, of course.

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if I would "want" to be raped then it wouldn't be rape
therefore not the latter, but the first option

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>>39399597
no one likes philosophers

especially bad ones

>>39399480
>Get none of the benefits of society
So you're currently dying of malnutrition and exposure while being stalked by predators in the middle of the fucking wilderness?

Life on hard mode is brutal as Fuck. Women are hilarious they're so happy and like satisfied with living. Theyre in a totally other dimension or something.

>>39399492
wouldn't that be nice. means the ride would end soon.

>>39399399
Who says you don't deserve good things?

>>39399399
Yes suicide is the only way to end that feeling if QOL and loneliness make no impact.

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Depression never goes away. It's always hovering over you, waiting for cracks to form so it can slip in again.

>>39399355
Too smart for a dumb board, itll be interesting

it smells and tastes better than tobacco and you can grow it in your room

>>39399355

Probably forever. The difference between weed and alcohol/tobacco is straightforward; weed appears to have very few negative health effects, especially when vaped, and has a similar deleterious effect on your consciousness.

This is the crucial difference, because medicine and science have advanced to the point where we can't pretend that there aren't far-reaching negative health impacts to alcohol and tobacco, or that these health impacts are worth the buzz you get from them. Alcohol in particular is slated for a demise because of drunk driving and its role in domestic abuse, which is what got us Prohibition in the 20th century, nevermind the slow destruction of your brain, kidneys and liver. This is in pretty strong contrast with weed, which is not only not as damaging, but even the US government recently had to admit that it's actually health-improving and is an anti-cancer agent.

I think vaped nicotine will stick around, and I think smoked weed will stick around a bit longer but be eventually replaced by edibles/vaping. Which may all be totally replaced with other, even safer delivery methods in the future. But overall I think the realities of modern medicine and health will inevitably make alcohol and tobacco use completely undesirable, and will never assail weed the same way.

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>>39399347
>hear them having loud, wild sex
>start fantasizing about it
>mind puts you in the woman's place

>Not yelling out "I CALL NEXT"

>>39399402
This, yell at them like the Autist you are.

Go knocking door to door I suppose I try to find a good match based on their reaction to your request.

The one who acts quiet but curious is the one for you.

You like books? Library. Book store.

>>39399403
>le im so quirky tumblrinas
that ain't what op wants

>almost 200k likes
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH MANLETS BTFOOOO

>>39399311
>mfw girls who obsess over height are almost always short, fat, and (usually) non-white

>>39399322
he's 5'4". so yeah, quite literally a midget.

if he was 5'8" or 9 he'd be average height but still a "manlet".

>inb4 more weak bait

>>39399275
underrated post
(I'm predicting you get no replies :^))

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>he does this after four posts, and it seems too soon to make the call

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>>39399282
my threads get ironman numbers

He can't. Just like how his most die-hard supporters will never stop supporting him. If Trump wants a chance at re-election he needs to appeal to the people who aren't sure about whether they should vote for him, but with the way he's been acting lately it's very unlikely that he'll get a 2nd term.

>>39399263
I'm licking a toilet. Fuck Drumpf.

>>39399263
Same way he did with conservatives...lie his ass off and give everyone a hat.

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>need experience to work
>need work to experience
this is just so they have an excuse to outsource

>>39399262
Do you have your social security number?

Surely between your SSN and birth certificate, somebody working for the US government can find you a way to issue you an ID that you can use as a second form of ID for a social security card.

>>39399314
I probably had one at some point but I have no idea where the card is so I have to order another. The birth certificate is the same way except those are much easier to replace.

I want to injure taiga.

*nods reassuringly*

Have no fear, I would never hurt a lady.

>>39399245
>wanting to injure literally the best girl in the modern anime era

delete yourself