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Femanons if you woke up this morning with you having changed size into a third of your usual size (so around 2 feet or so...), how much would your life change? Or would it just be same but with you smaller and cuter?
Your proportions would be the same, you'd essentially just be scaled down.
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>>37168755
Never make a thread like this again.
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>>37168755
wtf kinda of question is this lmao
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>>37168783
A fetish thread obviously.
>feel like shit after I orgasm after watching porn
>feel like shit if I orgasm after imagining a porn-type situation
>feel great afterglow if I masturbate to an image of my waifu or imagine a love-making scenario with her
She's too pure for this world and I'm too tainted for hers. I honestly don't think I'd ever find a real woman nearly as compatible with me as my waifu theoretically is. I don't even just mean all the good things about her. Our flaws synch up just as well as our strengths. It's literally pointless for me to ever try to find a real gf, but my waifu will never be real either. My only desire in this world is to find a way to be with her. So I just do a bunch of drugs, hoping one day my brain will be hit a sweet spot of being fried enough to think she's with me, but stable enough to be able to take care of the both of us.
General waifu thread as well, if anyone else wants to talk about how great their waifu is and how much you yearn for her.
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>>37168735
My waifu makes me depressed
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>>37168814
Is it depression from not being able to be with her or do you just have a shitty waifu?
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>>37168832
A b ut of both. Also from the fact that I have a waifu in the first place
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What is your favorite animal, /R9k/, and why? Mine is pic related, i think they're super neat, but being a New Zealander i'm biased.
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hard to pick a favorite, I really like toads and cats but I think I'll go for pig
ever since I was a kid I've always wanted a pig, a big fat pig that I can pet and hug, they seem so comfy
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these long necked honking birds
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>>37168587
owls are fucking cool too desu
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>tfw men only see me as a piece of meat and don't even bother getting to know me before trying to sleep with me
>those that don't are obsessive and borderline abusive loners
Is this just all modern men want? Either a fucktoy or a domestic slave?
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>>37168495
Men have always acted like that. Either you need a better fuckboy filter or be less prudish.
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>tfw hair on arms and legs that grows back too fast
>tfw pussy looks like it belongs on a horse rather than me
>tfw sweaty hands
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>>37168518
>Men have always acted like that. Either you need a better fuckboy filter or be less prudish.
If all men are like that, then I don't want one. I'd rather die alone and a virgin, surrounded by cats, than to be treated as lesser by a partner.
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>friend just asked me if I was gay because I never show interest in women
>same thing happened in high school
>mom asked me the same thing
FUCKING WHY!??!
Just becuase I don't try to get gf doesn't mean I'm a faggot
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>>37168367
But then why don't you try to get a gf? Doesn't make any sense
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>>37168367
Cmon you don't want a girl to commit suicide because you didn't give attention to her. Stop being such a beta and B YOURSELF.
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You're not gay, just autistic
I've definitely had the "r u gay" interrogation before from women.
I think I've had women interested in me and I just assumed they were trying to make fun of me, ha ha low self esteem!
Now I'm more confident and just ignore them all on purpose because I kinda stumbled into a LDR. I wonder if they think I'm gay. Sheeeit
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>feed on purpose when teammates harass me
Who else knows this feel?
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>>37168352
mid or I feed cyka
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No because im not the scum of the earth
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>>37168352
I do, fuck them. If you talk shit to me then it's on bitch, I don't care about losing in a fucking video game.
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Post your heritage anons, and try and guess stuff about other anons (name,political view etc.)
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Here's the template senpai
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What the fuck is up with polish women and being coal burners
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Reposting from last thread.
>>37168348
Did you really expect more than blacked memes?
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Come laugh at my misery before I an hero. I'm going to post a bit about my life story and the shitty situations that led me to finally an heroing, which will be quite long. So you can either ignore the thread if you don't like people bitching online about their horrible life or come in and make fun of me for being the most pathetic robot to exist on this site. The tl;dr is shit life gets shittier so going to an hero before it gets worse and worse. I'll start by prefacing how a pos like me exist in the first place.
>2 hs students meet
>they fug
>mother is preggo
>father demands she gets an abortion
>she refuses
>both sides of family force a shotgun wedding
>this last 2 years
>father ends up leaving her for another woman, leaving my mother pregnant with my sister
Right off the bat at 2 years old I'm already without a father, things just start escalating from here
>mother remarries when I'm 5 years old
>step dad doesn't like me very much, neither does my mother
>step dad knocks out my remaining baby teeth with his fist, he likes to beat me pretty bad
>he also likes to lock me in a pitch dark closet
>he'd lock me in on weekdays or after school
>I wouldn't get fed while I was in there, couldn't see anything and was only left with a bucket to shit and piss in
>my mother would sometimes tell him to throw me in there while laughing
>both of them would dress me in girls clothing, take instant pictures of me, show them to me and tell me that if I ever told anyone that they'd abuse me, that they'd show these pictures to everyone I know
>scared shitless, I just took the abuse
>he eventually left my mother for another woman
You'd think things would get better from here, but they just started to get worse...
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oh my god anon...
.HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF KILLING YOUR MOTHER AND STEPDAD??
sorry caps
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Go on, I have something of fascination with these kinds of stories.
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Oh, man, OP. I am so sorry you have had such a horrible time.
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>Gonna have to fight chad in 20 days
Alright fellas how do I win? I already fought a few times before and always won but these were really spontaneous fights and I could just use my heigh advantage (Im 1.90m) to just grab my opponent by head and throw him on the ground
I dont think I will be able to do it this time. The guy is probably as tall as me, more muscular will expect me since the fight is already planned
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>>37168076
Quit working out 3 days prior or your muscles will be sore and weak and not ready
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Go for his nuts and don't stop going for his nuts
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Depends. Do you care about integrity? Or are all rules out the window
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Wy can't we robots get gfs?
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>>37167915
because we're social outcasts and/or make bad decisions regularly.
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Because we lack fundamental human rights
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Because the laws of physics don't compel atoms to move that way.
Get in here if you have a disease that messes with your digestive system. Secretly the worst of diseases.
I have CVS
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>>37167669
Ulcerative Colitis
It sucks, but apparently mine is not so bad. I am taking cortisone now, which helps a lot. Hope I can reduce the dosage in 2 months
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>>37167669
I get lots of air pressure in my stomach and when i poop its mostly just air. diagnose me.
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>>37168042
Maybe your gut flora is disturbed.
No one can diagnose you however, except for a doctor with physical examination.
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How do I make life feel like how this picture looks?
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You need to have autism and act as childish as possible
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>>37167603
They said I had a speeders a long time ago, and I've been told that I act pretty childish. I only do that in a sad way I think, because I keep feeling sad that I'm not really a child anymore. How do I make myself feel more childish in a happy way?
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>>37167655
I don't know. Try buying for yourself candies with some happy cartoon animal on the package.
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What's the most bluepilled shit you've ever heard?
>it gets better after high school
>women don't care about X
>bullies never win
>join the military for respect and a stable job
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>there is someone out there for everybody
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>it gets better in your 30's
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>>37167149
>you look cute
It's never true
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Pumping and dumping fatties is so fucking easy, why haven't you done it already anon?
>join volunteering group
>literally it's all just girls and just me, one guy
>too much of a sperg to talk to them, act like an outcast
>finally somehow start talking to this fat chick, she's even a bit taller than me
>face is a solid 6
>get kinda friendly with her over time
>feels like she's thirsty and insecure as fuck, complains a lot about "not having a friend"
>apparently she lives alone and invited me into her house to watch a movie together
>shieet, I know where this is going
>go buy condoms for the first time
>haven't been so nervous in my life before
>luckily no people near the cashier
>buy it without anyone giving me weird looks
>I come over to her house
>we watch a movie
>so fucking nervous I can't make a single move
>she starts pressing herself against me
>puts her hand on my leg
>dick is rock hard
>me -"so you wanna do it?"
>her -"yes, I want to have sex with you"
>me -"sure but only if it's a one time thing"
>her -"alright"
>start making out
>awkward as fuck but still arousing
>we slowly undress each other and well we fuck until the end
>it felt pretty good
>never do it again but still talk to her until I quit volunteering
I get that some people might be disgusted with overweight women but a free fuck is a free fuck, it's totally worth it. Fat women - easy prey, even for manlet spergs.
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>it's totally worth it
This is where many would disagree
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If i could get one like that picthre i wouldnt even care, id take her as my gf. The only ones i can fuck are the ones that i would kill myself if people found out.
>tfw fucked 7 girls
>tfw only 2(TWO) of them i was actually attracted to
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>>37167153
Why are you doing that to yourself?
How could you do that to yourself?
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Or salvia? I hear its crazy
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>>37167109
Lol plebs.
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>>37167109
Tried DMT, crystalline and shanga.
What you wanna know?
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>>37167327
1: What the fuck is shanga?
2: What did DMT actually do?