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Hey guys, so tonight where I work there was a gunman in the building and he waved his gun around and pointed it at my brothers girlfriend. I wasn't working at the time but I was wondering if this would be a good excuse to quit? I work at Safeway and it's a rly shitty place. I've been wanting to quit for a while. Should I just not call in and not show up until they stop calling me or go in and tell them I quit? I want to quit tomorrow. Advice??
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It's not like hard to quit. You just go to the manager and let them know you're putting in your two weeks.
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Safeway in general is a shitty business. My store keeps constantly being stolen from, and with a Chase nearby it keeps getting locked down due to any robberies at the bank.
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>>39400323
I want to quit now. Like I don't want to work another day.

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I had a dream /r9k/.

I had a dream that I had a GF.

God damn it felt so real.

I still vividly remember how were cuddling on the bed. I still remember vividly how she was talking to me (don't remember the content ) before I go to work.

I fucking felt so happy in the dream.

Is truly how t feels to have a GF? How do I get one?

I am very sad. Help.
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although getting a gf is the next step for you to experience life fully, i can tell by how pathetic and beta you are that a girlfriend will 100% guaranteed make your life significantly worse.
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A GF is only good when they pick up their own weight, Anon. Don't settle for less. They should be able to make dinner for your, clean up around the house. Do things together, don't push it all on her, but don't let her bully you into doing it all yourself. A relationship is teamwork. You'll get there one day.
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I had a dream OP.

I was flying in a Bf-110.

God damn it, it felt too fucking real.

Shooting and then out of machinegun ammo and was screaming back at the rear gunner to reload.

I vividly remember we tried to gain some altitude to attack a formation of B-17s.

I felt so fucking terrified in the dream.

Is this truly how it feels to be a Bf-110 pilot? How did I become one?

I have PTSD. Help.

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I wish I could literally end the existence of the universe

I fucking despise the pure state of existence itself
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>>39400170
I know that feel. It's called hating God.
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>>39400170
just end yourself instead you edgy faggot
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>>39400819
Fuck off normalfag,
>>39400170
I also wish you could do it.

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>when they call it breast milk

it's just milk. we don't call it uddermilk
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Taking the elevator to go just one floor.

Take the stairs you lazy piece of shit; don't clog up the elevator.
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>>39400165
Spell chekers......as if one fucking typo negates the entire thought.
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>>39400284
I disregard posts that have poor spelling or awful grammar. They indicate that the person doesn't care enough about their own thought to articulate it properly, in which case why should I?

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Hey mods, can we get a filter that automatically bans people for using Islamophobic words like Reddit does?
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>>39400131
What subreddit is that from?
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>>39400142
r/politics
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>>39400131

This seems like it would just make it impossible to talk about your Islamic faith on whatever site that is.

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why can't Iife be like anime this isn't fair
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>>39400054
because life is fucking shit
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It is, but one atoms width away. Unfortunately when we were conceived we were off by one atoms width.
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>>39400072
Then why have life at all if it is shit

TFW....
...Nude pics no longer arouse you and you just see naked bodies as studies in Anatomy.
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>>39400043
I wish I could get rid of the porn demon
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>>39400107
>>39400043
An anti depressant named Sertraline did it for me. It's not so bad.
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>>39400043

That's just growing up

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Where the fuck is this dude hiding his huge cock?
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>>39400039
in his ass desu
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>>39400039
Maybe its flaccid? Im by no means big (7,5 inches long 5.25 girth) but right now my flaccid penis is a little bigger than my thumb, but if I were to rub it while looking at pictures of 16 years old female LEGAL teens on facebook i'd get it to its maximum size in less than a minute.
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Is there pics of his dick on the web?

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>arcanine approved clothing

Post your best hoodies and pants.
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It is /our shirt/
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>>39400040
I'm fucking printing this
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>>39400040
Got a link to buy?

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>fembot gf gonna leave me soon
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>>39399978
bro i know that feel

you nee to go get vodka weed whatever the fuck numbs you and prepare for the blast just stay high and drunk as shit or whatever it is you do and reject that bitch first

right now torture yourself with the thoughts of her being with another guy because then when it happens you'll already be numb to it

remember numbness is key here

also spread her nudes i always do this to get revenge
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>>39400003
Deleted her nudes but no it was my fault since I lied to her.
Cant buy beer since Im only 20, and weed made me feel weird anyways.
Hopefully she stay friends though.

Dod ypur fembot graduate to normiehood or something?
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>>39399978
How about you tell us what happened and she will leave soon anon?

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>bbBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPppffffffffffffffffthtththhththhhh

What is /r9k/s opinion on female flatulence and defecation? Is it a turn on? Does it bother you? Is it a deal breaker? Do you not care?
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>>39399951
I think it's a shitty fetish and one I would never want but I can't hate someone for it as long as no one is getting hurt....Freud may state that people who are into such things are still in an infantile type of stage of development emotionally and this is basically connected with feelings of vulnerability.
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i have trouble believing anyone really gets off to braaaap posting
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>>39399951
One of my main fetishes to be honest with you senpai

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how can chestlets ever hope to compete?
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>>39399939
Kek. There was a period like 3 years ago where I jerked off almost exclusively to Farang Ding Dong stuff.
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By not being disabled.
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>>39399939
Anyone else remember a site called 'farang dingdong' or something like that? They had a bunch of asian chicks with gigantic fake boobs like this, and they played it off as real. My dumb ass at 12 used to think they really did have giant tits like this and it wasn't just a fetishy site.

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feIIs bad man
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>>39399824
this used to happen to me
not anymore
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Bitches who instantly assume you want to fuck them just because you look like a creep are annoying.
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>>39399824
Fuck. Why did you most an anime female version of me.

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>be me
>28 yrs old
>captain at a shitty regional carrier
>management treats us like shit
>flying is literally the only thing that I'm good at
>killme.jpg
>scheduled to fly a 5 day trip
>this means that I fly a 5 day rotation, consisting of usually 10-14 hrs on duty, 5-6 legs per day, everyday
>same crew whole trip
>day of
>meet crew, qt3.14 F/O and faggot flight attendant
>we'll her Anna
>Anna is 23, fresh out of line training
>we get to the plane, start the preflight, and get set up for the day
>rainy outside, not too bad, fairly warm
>Since I'm the captain, Anna gets ready to do the walkaround
>Realizes she forgot to bring a raincoat
>I don't bring one, since i don't do walkarounds, and I spend my layovers playing vidya in my hotel room
>She needs to do the walkaround regardless of whether she has a raincoat or not
>does walkaround
>comes back soaked
>can see through her uniform, black bra
>intantdiamonds.jpeg
Cont?
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>>39399665
Go on, assuming this isn't fiction also...

Why is there so many faggot flight attendants? Is it mandatory for at least 1 to be a on a flight at all times or something?
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>>39399665
How do I become a pilot

>30
>pretty good physical shape
>worthless BA
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>>39399713
You either join the military as an officer or get your license. It takes a fuckton of money to get a commercial one.

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am i wrong in thinking that young Ayn Rand was a total qt 3.14?

please validate my tastes
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Its the weird mixture of Russian and Palestinian genes that giver her that sexy, almost ailen appearance.

I think her books get an unfair amount of hate on 4chan. They weren't edge of your seat page turners, but still very good reads.
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>>39399718
I personally am very attracted to young Kurt Vonnegut.
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>>39399718
its weird that her books get hate on 4chan considering they are pretty far right. personally i think theyre annoying but thats because i dont stand on the far right

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