Think I broke 12000 calories again bros
Breakfast:
>Ten overeasy eggs
>four slices of toast
>Two packs of bacon
>a homemade chocolate milkshake(large)
Brunch:
>Oreo blast from sonic(large)
>Chili cheese fries(large)
Lunch:
>Three racks of ribs
>a roast beef sandwich
>One litre of diet coke
>French fries
Pre-dinner:
>A double cheeseburger from mcdonalds
>diet Coke
Dinner:
>A t-bone steak weighing about two pounds
>Salad with ranch, hamburger bits, cheese, and chicken in it
>Two baked potatoes
>Four cans of diet coke
Snack:
>Ben and Jerry's s'mores ice cream
>two glasses of chocolate milk
>some chocolate chip cookies
>>37185342
please take a picture of you standing shirtless in the mirror.
>>37185342
It looks like one of two books will be describing your near future:
Bed, by David Whitehouse (here's a review: http://www.nytimes.com/2011/08/01/books/bed-by-david-whitehouse-review.html )
The Hacker's diet, by John Walker (online here: http://fourmilab.ch/hackdiet/ )
Which will it be? Embrace your weight, and try to break records, or try to become a normal human again.
>>37185369
itd be some skinny guy. the guy that makes these threads is some skinny guy that does it for fun
The worst thread in existence starts now.
I like playing Minecraft too.
Look around you. Why do you even need this?
EHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEHEHEHUEHUEYHYEUHHUYHEUYEEUUEEYUEHHYUUEHHUYEHEHUYYEHHEUEUYHEUEYHEUEYE
Whats the point? Jesus christ.
>>37185237
99% of women are going to hell anon, don't worry. God is very angry with western women. Every day more whores die and God throws them into hell and rejects them. They are in torment as we speak.
>>37185237
Where's the blue lines doing the exact same thing?
>>37185251
>paradise is just men hanging out doing men things and making paradise a better paradise
wtf I love Christianity now
as usual /tv/ are being a bunch of faggots,
recommend me a genuinely scary movie, no faggoty Ouija boards or devil/christian themes. one thats really fucked, also cant fucking stand blair witch/cloverfield camera styles, ruins the whole fucking movie for me.
>>37185227
Gotta go with the weird shit fampai grab urself mulholland drive.
>>37185337
mulholland drive is a movie? without ruining it can tell me what its about?
>>37185227
Go watch Jacob's Ladder. Doesn't matter if you've seen it already watch it again.
Well robots, I finally did it. My girlfriend and I just took each other's virginities. It was so much better than I expected desu. AMA
>>37184871
How long ago did you dream her up?
>>37184893
Honestly, I don't think I could ever imagine a girl like her. She's the girl of my dreams, and yet so much more. That said, we met late last year and started dating a few months ago.
>>37184871
Well done , you have official permission to :
LEAVE
>I mix room temperature water and coffee grounds as a drink
>>37184863
you sound like nixxx , gtfo
I drink milk and sugar every morning.
well done , your digestive system must LOVE you
No robots allowed
Talk about the challenges of mental health, while still being normie enough to warrant sexual encounters with women.
>>37184803
I believe >>/soc/ is that way
I didn't know there was a word for my kind of people
I've always felt disconnected from others but I still force myself in social situations so I can feel 'normal'
I have a few close friends but honestly it's so hard for me to read social cues that i'm not sure who actually is my friend and who aren't
despite this i've managed to have two gfs ( one lasting a couple months ) and made lots of what I consider close friends and even obtained two ((( best friends ))) that are as fucked as I am
never give up hope, anons
>>37185755
kek no one is posting pictures faggot, calm your incel tits
I had an epiphany about women today.
The members of this board are not bad people. From what I've gathered, most of us are honest, caring individuals. What binds us together, though, is primarily that women find us undesirable.
This is how it's meant to be. Every species has some members who don't or can't mate. It's evolution. Ecosystems would collapse otherwise. In short, EVERY species has some members who are unable to attract mates. This is not their fault. It's how biology works.
That's us. If you can look at yourself and honestly say you've done everything in your power to attract a mate, and yet you just can't seem to pull it off, give up. You were destined for something else.
Obviously, our culture makes this hard. Sex and dating are objects of obsession. They're status symbols. If you don't have sex with or date women, you're weak. A virgin. A loser. Impotent. We're conditioned to believe being alone equates to failure.
It does not. None of us are failures. We're just not directing our time and energy toward the right goals. Give the women thing a fair shot. Really, do. And if it doesn't work out, walk away and do what you were born to do instead. Our addiction to the idea of female companionship, like any other addiction, can be cured, if we just cut it out of our lives and focus on being productive.
Quit. Just quit. Stop trying to force yourself to be something you're not. I'm going to start today. Join me.
>>37184606
>None of us are failures.
>/r9k/
>>37184606
>What binds us together, though, is primarily that women find us undesirable.
Maybe old r9k but this board is now reddit 2.0
>>37184606
>. None of us are failures. We're just not directing our time and energy toward the right goals.
Dude fuckoff this board doesn't revolve around virginity its about social outcasts and losers I'm tired of this newfag r/incel bullshit and normie tinder threads fuckoff
If judgement day were to happen tomorrow, what would you say in your defense?
I have autism. Please understand.
I am as god made me, how could he refute that?
god status - Stumped
What would be the point of saying anything?
If God is omniscient, he already knows everything. There's nothing I could possibly explain to him.
The entire idea of God "judging" people therefore doesn't even make sense.
Hi guys,
I've been here for a while now, but I've finally decided to kill myself. However, I need to do it before the end of May. Can you guys recommend me, or hell, even link me up with helium, mask, etc? (Suicide by asphyxiation)
There are lots of those out there, but I need to make sure it will work. Quality matters to me. I don't want some cheap mask, or an oxygen diluted helium tank. I have money. I need to die fast.
Thanks in advance.
>>37184378
honestly just buy a gun a shoot yourself in the head, or hang yourself
Livestream it please originally
>>37184404
Jump off the tallest building around. It's foolproof and you can do it right now.
who /dresses like an autistic fag/ here?
btw here is a template
Please for thread bump
>dresses like an autistic fag
Me.
How can you look at the catalog and not feel extremely disgusted? How the fuck are you guys even alive?
Here, take this with you BroBot, it's a (You). Take good care of it
>>37184296
>too much sWaG in one image
>>37184296
Here. Take it and fuck off.
the Targa is a pretty class wee motor, but handling is compromised at higher speeds due to the olskool braking system
also; the roof tends to leak
>"Anon, I wish you wouldn't judge me so harshly i may be wicked but still i gave an onion at least"
>>37184248
>i gave an onion
literally what was meant by this?
>>37184432
It means she contributed to dinner
>>37184432
its an expression you fucking illiterate pleb
>sister just walked in on me fapping
she seen my ding and wat i was lookin at and she didnt even care am confuse
she thirsts for your seed
>>37184007
Your sister is a slut and has seen her (un)fair share of dicks.
>>37184046
my sister is 13 years old
what is society going to do with all the roasties that hit the wall? single moms included. it's an epidemic in china and they have a social stigma/ term for it. If there is a tax on bachelors as incentive to marry the whores will you pay it like a good beta cuck?
>>37183993
>If there is a tax on bachelors as incentive to marry the whores will you pay it like a good beta cuck?
I'm probably never going to get a job
>If there is a tax on bachelors as incentive to marry the whores
Don't punish good men for the mistakes of degenerate whores. Have divorce be illegal and any baby conceived between an unmarried couple should be forced to abortion, and the couple jailed.
People will do what they always have. The older women will be ignored for younger, more attractive women. I'm not sure why most women either ignore this fact or lose their shit when someone says this but it's funny.