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Call him a normal.

>>37193346
>I'm 18.

Sure you are.

>>37193367
I graduate in a few weeks

>>37193217
Why post in English in a Spanish thread?
Hola amigos. Como estan?

>>37193230
Because otherwise thread will get 404. "This only an english board". And well, not posting on int since it's filled with normales

>>37193217
Tfw my roommate is Spanish
>unclean
>takes advantage of everything
>has crazy murderer eyes

Why do you shit stains have to exist?

>>37193197
No, that's just the age-range of people who use discords

>>37193197
>now
It's been full of kids ever since people posting about relationships became the norm, years ago.
Most people who claim to be old virgins are 16 and mad they couldn't get a prom date so they exaggerate.

welcome to 4chan

80% of contributers are high school aged

>>37193179
I've jerked off to a recording I made of me jerking off.

What's your point?

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>>37193179
You lost any remaining value you had in my eyes anon.

>>37193179
I recommend this, it increases confidence.

>>37192827
Get cucked first

>>37192860
Is that a must? I just wanna cuck people right in front of their faces.

>>37192827
>tfw no girl that is into having sex in front of someone

>>37192718
How to get free mooneys? I am a NEET so nobody will lend me any?

>>37192718
>What are they going to do?

Seize your assets and put you out on the street would be my guess

>>37192718
>went to college at 19
>went 7.5 in debt
>realized all I wanted to was to go the big city and make music

WELP. They don't offer loans for actual dreams. Do they?

Answer me you roastie whores

r9k is composed of robots normies and girls, the girls are here for the chad/brad normies.

>>37192603
They laugh at it and it makes them feel superior. They don't take the opinions and insults of virgins/losers/non-chads seriously.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theory_of_multiple_intelligences

Posted this before.

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you could simply be to intelligent for college

I myself had the same problem. I am very intelligent but dropped out of community college because I found subjects like math and philosophy simply to boring. My mind works very fast so such mundane subjects are simply to slow paced for me to find much interest in.

>>37192595
Because IQ means nothing

t. 141

>>37192471
>I can't imagine how people with non-virgin gfs feel, how do you cope with knowing someone else has fucked your gf?
Not everyone is as desperate and paranoic as us. Most normies don't give a shit, and that's why they're happy and we aren't.

>>37192660
I guess, maybe it's because im khhv (it's ldr) and that's why I think sexual stuff are such a big deal but I still can't help it, I feel like if she's called someone else her love, said how handsome he is, made out with him etc. that it lowers the value of what we have. I mean if someone has had sex with like 3 different individuals, what does sex even mean to them anymore? That goes for both men and women before roasties start getting angry at me

>>37192732
>I mean if someone has had sex with like 3 different individuals, what does sex even mean to them anymore?
What does sex even mean to you anon?
For me is another way to have fun. Not that I've had much sex anyway... but I don't see it as something special or romantic.
I've only ever had 2 gfs and they were both virgins, but I don't think I would have cared if they weren't. Honestly it's not like I can be picky or anything.

>>37192444

Satan

nukeaustinblox

i thought willy wars was a 1 on 1 game

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They used pretty foul tricks here. Usually sword fights are fought with melee techniques but these guys were fighting long range. Sad!

>>37192156
Equal is pretty common though, thats why people often find their partners at work or at uni courses they share.

>>37192156
Because men need vaginas more than women need cocks. Also men tend to hit on girls that are much uglier/annoying because if you are a 8/10 you have 100% chances of fucking a 7/10

that's not even remotely true OP

Kinda, when I was 19. Couldn't handle the attention.

>>37192149
I guess I'm kind of a chad physically because of all the sports but I probably don't give off that vibe because of how avoidant and anxious I am so it really doesn't matter. There are skinny-fat ugly chads, I've seen them. I only exercise/compete because I don't have anything else

it will be worth getting fit whether your ugly or not purely for how much better and more comfortable life is both mentally and physically. Being fat is uncomfortable as fuck and mentally makes everything seem a lot more shitty.

T. A former in shape normie who took everything for granted turned alcoholic shut in then back to in shape (but still a shut in)

>>37192053
you are breathing the same air as che guevera did

>>37192053
>Whips out 9+ uncut inches of thick black Daddy dick
>Takes out 5 thick talented inches of tounge

I'm going to make every single one of you fall completely and utterly in love with me.

Can't get it up, I watched too much porn this week

>>37191985

Boomers took it from you and you will never get any of that. Sorry faggot.

>>37191993
Fuck that and them I'll take it from them

You didn't work hard enough or you fell in some bad luck

>>37191904
i've fantasized many times about putting up an ad on CL.
so a couple days ago i finally did.
shit, i got a lot of replies, from scammers/bots
not a single one legit.
so i tried another one again the next night.
same thing.
i guess we'll see if anything happens over then next few days...
i doubt it though.
my post was pretty much lost the next day in a sea of newer posts.

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>>37191972
Yeah, I don't actually have high hopes. It's more of a shot in the dark than anything, but worth a try. Keep trying though, you're braver than me.

>>37192019
thanks, maybe i'll give it another go some day.
was looking for a taller than me thicc woman.
there's probly a good chance i'd puss out given the opportunity anyway.
ahh what a pointless endeavor for me to fantasize about.
god speed anon