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being muscular is the closest thing to superhuman that you can achieve in this life

so why aren't you at the gym busting your ass off?

you all thrive for attention since it is lacking from your lives (no friends, no gf etc)

becoming muscular will make people more interested in you. Start now.
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I busted my ass for 7 months, watched my diet, counted my calories, ate my protein, and didn't skip a single day of the program. I look like shit and my lifts are shit. Everyone who looks decent roids.
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>>37207389
Maybe you just lucked out on genetic lottery. I'm sexy and natty as fuck.
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/fit/ here, it doesn't help so long as your personality is painfully unlikable

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How do aspiring traps who live at home get clothes? I have some money that I'm willing to spend on qt clothes (~$100) but I'm scared my parents would intercept my mail (yes they are that bad). Have any other robots had this problem? How did you solve it?
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I live in the halls of residence and I steal girls' clothers from the washing room.
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>>37207304
>clothers
I'm retarded
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>>37207304
I used to steal from my mom a five or so years ago but she got suspicious with me. Either that or I am paranoid.

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What are some decent paying jobs that don't require a degree or several years of training? I dropped out of college cause i couldn't decide on a major.
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Plumber, electrician, carpenter, welder, any specialized trade job really, but it depends where you live too
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>>37207110
>What are some decent paying jobs that don't require a degree or several years of training?

None, you fucking dolt.

Getting a decent trade takes years of school as an apprentice with okay-ish pay.

You get out of it what you put into it. Sounds like you don't wanna put shit into it, so you won't get shit out of it.
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>>37207110
I get paid $19.00/hr to place logs in a wood chipper. I have to carry a lot of stuff and it can get tiring, though.

I had no experience and they started me off at $18.50. Just ask around, OP. Construction jobs may be hard work, but they can shell out around $15.00/hr starting fee.

It IS hard work, though...

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Hello
Please give me songs to drown me in my misery
Preferably slow
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>>37207090
Here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vxQs84FMWQ
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>>37207090
Moar. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ih4bm-91Wq4
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>>37207090
Even more. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKpflHueZAk

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THEY KILLED REVIEWBRAH IN MANCHASTER
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>>37206969
I refuse to believe this is true. That Twitter account must be a troll or something. No way he could have been in Manchester at the time of the attack. The chances are less than that of winning the lottery.
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THIS WAS A GOVERNMENT FALSEFLAG TO ASSASSINATE REVIEWBRAH
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19 normies btfo

Praise kek

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Why do girls do this kind of degrading porn? What is the mindset of the kind of girl who allows herself to be filmed like this?
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There is no such thing as degrading porn. These are performers. Artists.
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they were sexually abused as children consider it easy money
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>What is the mindset of the kind of girl who allows herself to be filmed like this?

oh yes chad! fuck me chad! ues me! fill me up! ungh fill me with your cum!

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Anyone here who can drive stick? I bought a car and got where shifting on the road is easy but i still get a little acard during starting because id hate to pull out in the road in traffic and stall. also tried hill starts in a parkibg lot and would almost always squeal the tires, roll back or stall. if i squealed the tires though i did go forward

any advice? have any of you ever stalled in the middle of the road? what happens if you cant get your car to start in the road dobthe cops come?
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If you can't drive stick you're a yank child
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>>37206665
>what happens if you cant get your car to start in the road

You try again. If it really has a problems and won't go you roll it off the road.
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>>37206665
>any advice?

More time in the car. That leads to more stalls, but you get good in about 2 weeks. I still stall in traffic on occasion(1-2 times a month) with 10 years of experience.

Welcome to the true driving experience. You won't leave the warm hug of the pressure plate once you get the hang of it.

Personal favorite memories of driving stick
>spending time with my dad in a church parking lot learning to drive stick
>2 weeks later nail the start in a loaded 103hp shitbox on the steepest hill in the city with a car on your ass.
>cheating on your manuaiafu with a different car.

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After work thread.

Have you ever been hit in the nuts. What did you do prior that led to it. From a scale of 1 to 10 how bad did it hurt. Did you ever deal with that guy/girl again.

A girl who kicked me without permission got ran out of my town.
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>>37206569
She was expelled from school since she hit me in front if a teacher. And my family put a hit out on her for 100 per person that attacked her. Those things combined she didn't stay in my town long.
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stop making shit up you loser
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>>37207285
I've lived a pretty eventful life even at my young age. I've got more stories in my mind than I can count :)

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tell me why do you hate women

make it as long as you can, its for purposes
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sorry you must be lost /pol/ is to the right
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>>37206223
Actually, I don't hate them at all.
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>>37206252
fuck off newfag. /r9k/ has ALWAYS been a woman hate board. you fucking roastie. FUCK ROASTIES, LGBT FAGGOTS, TRANNIES, STOP SHITTING UP THIS BOARD

Hey robots, what're your opinions on the COLONIZATION epidemic currently sweeping the nation?
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>>37206217
I approve. It results in butthurt niggers, and I believe that it could eventually create a mulatto ruling caste that can be in charge of Africa and at least make it a somewhat stable and livable place.
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Serious question how can I get a white guy's attention?
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My cute robot boyfriend makes me wear a shock collar when we're together.

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Manchester Happening edition

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-40007886
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It never ends does it?
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>>37205923
BREXIT STRONK
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im hoping this thread lasts but i suspect this one will get deleted and the other one will stay up

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If /r9k/ was a girl...
It would be the sluttiest, dumbest, bitchiest, piece of failure on the planet. The exact type of girl all of YOU despise.
And don't try saying this is just bait. You fags KNOW what type of people you are. Transport all of your shitty traits onto a girls body.
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>>37205868
surprise, we hate ourselves!
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>>37205868
This tbqh phamalam.
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>>37206144
>>37206159
Thank you for being so understanding.

ooriginal

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If an 11 year old cute girl was in love with you and wanted to have sexual relations, would you do it?
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>>37205510
>If an 11 year old cute girl was in love with you and wanted to have sexual relations, would you do it?
Not unless she had a feminine penis
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I would think long and hard about it then lift her tiny body and ram her cervix.
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>>37205510
No. Why would I?

rewlg

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Describe your life in terms of a historical event.
>The Great Depression
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>>37205478
Jonestown, la
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The Great Disappointment.
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>>37205478
The Invasion of Normandy.

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who else here is a girly boy? :3 (no girls (females) allowed in this thread)
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>>37205349
If I had long hair I would probably be somewhat of a girly boy.
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>>37205349
I love taking girl pills, I like to imagine my "masculinity meter" shrinking everytime I pop another bicalutamide, and my girly meter rising for every progynova.

Gonna splash on girl clothes this summer, going on HRT has made much comfortable in my faggyness.
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>>37205349
>who else here is a girly boy? :3 (no girls (females) allowed in this thread)

I'm thinking about being a much more girly boy than I am now

HRT seems like a very good idea, virtually no downsides

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