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>>37213313
>women want to be treated with kindness and respect

>>37213313
>depression goes away when you get older
It's still here, niggers!

>>37213332
Sounds like you fell for the "women like assholes" meme.

Become a postman.

>>37213309
Work in McDonald's you stupid fucking cunt. You're not worth anything more, so stop acting it.

>>37213323
I hate dogs

>>37213372
No.

>>37213234
Suck my gold plate tipped cock

/ORG/ invasion now? Fucking abnormes.

Lmao dont get muted faggot i can hear you

what are they doing to Yukari-chan

>>37213203
They're for sure spying on your dumbass with your iphone, fag.

>>37213203
>>37213244
>>37213227
>implying robots are important enough to attract the attention of govt spies

This isn't eight chin or leftypol

Me too. This is going to go on until European people arm themselves or their governments take complete control of their lives.

I have honestly stopped caring about terrorist attacks in first world countries. They obviously don't care so why the fuck should I?

>oh no the real victims aren't the people who died or were injured, it's the Muslims who will experience microaggressions

Just burn your country down already.

>>37213054

>They obviously don't care so why the fuck should I?

I've gotten to this point too, sadly. I do feel a little worse this time because at least the UK voted for Brexit, but I don't give a shit about attacks in Sweden, France, Germany, etc. and neither do the people who live there for the most part.

>>37212907
I know this feel all too well

I'm starting to think people are just automated puppets that won't respond to anything but pre-established social ques and phrases.

>anything to report?
I really hope you're joking

>>37212935
this is exactly what it feels like

>>37212957
It was just the first thing that came to mind. I dunno man, I think I'm losing touch.

next time you go to a hot tub stick your cock into one of the jets. I imagine it's a similar if not better feeling

wet warm and but a constant sucking feeling

imagine a soft vacuum cleaner on your dick that keeps going until it gets the semen it demands

I never got a good one.
Gf sucks at it in the bad way.

welcome back medbro. why did you stop posting this pasta in the first place?
engineers need to know their place

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>Look mom I posted it again

Hows my lunch look?
Try to guess what it is.

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>thinking you're superior for remembering something from one textbook over another
Wow if only I was a spoiled little bitch and mum and dad would pay for me to get an overpaid non-job that contributes nothing (people will die no matter how good you are get over yourself)

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>>37212345
Can you draw my sweet sweet Lydia? sorry for the 3d waifu

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draw hotaru naked with a giant lifesaver around her like an inner tube blurring out her naught bits

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>>37212345
I drew yours, if that counts.
she's trash

>>37212077
>Women are so sought after that they can live off posting selfies and nudes
>Most women refuse to do this because it's "degrading :((("

Imagine having life handed to you while you are presented with a mild inconvenience and you're just like "no I'd rather do work that I don't have to do" this is why I hate women

>>37212077
I bet she fucks a few of them on the side in the old days.
Women with guy friends are all attention whores

Beta orbiting is a myth

>>37211957
yes, this is why virgins suck at sex, after a few times you'll get into the habit

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>>37211957
>>37211975
>having sex
why

why and when did this board become so fucking inundate with you normo tourist faggots

i think so. you can practice with a flashlight stuck in a box and some pillows. my legs were wobbly after

>>37211907
9, 17, 23, 32, 41, 44, 46

you owe me if you win

You came to THIS board for LUCK?

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>>37212010
Yes. We're going to make a spirit bomb of luck that will win me a fortune.

same. i don't know how long to do, or who to even do it with. are you supposed to look cashiers in the eye?

>>37211846
Stare at the space between their eyebrows, they can't tell the difference.

>>37212317
life hack!

nice humblebrag you worthless piece of shit

>>37211727
They invite you to those things because they pity you and are trying to make you feel better so you stop giving off such an aura.

>>37211739

I'm not humblebragging, I'm trying to learn something about myself, take your pointless aggression somewhere else.

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Real life isn't naruto nigga

Lurk some forums and shit.

>>37211627
We'll I'm not casting chakra spells and shit I'm just lesrning to use blades stealth bows and other ranged weapons and practicing coordination and stamina and becoming resourceful with shit around me