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eye bread
>we assume how you are as a person from just eye pictures
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>>37219062
roastiee
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>>37219079
nah, im not. am guy with feminine eyes
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Eye spy with my little I

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Have any white robots ever dated any black girls? Is it different from dating white women?
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There are tiers of blackness. Try starting with a level 1 black girl first, and work your way up. If you've only been with white women, you're not ready for Shaniqua yet.
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Lately i can only gap to black girls,not the vulgar fatass pink haired ones but skinny black girls are top tier
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>>37219049
no i just want one qt non ghetto black gf

Sup /r9k/

Since I was 14, I've wanted a girlfriend. Not for sex or to show off, granted those are nice things. More so I wanted somebody to hold, gently dry her tears, bring her nice meals with silly poems written on the napkins, sit and listen to her interests. And of course allow her to comfort me when I'm down, and have her input into my interests. Feel free to call me a neckbeard, I don't give a fuck.

Unfortunately situations lead to very low social activity in my life. At 23 this pathetic board makes a grown, 6'2, fit southern man tear up, thinking about the potential wife and family I've missed out on.

Had family issues and moved all over the country for some reason or another. I can only hope reincarnation is real so I can get a reset... on so many missed opportunities and hurtful things.

But I think I now see a positive direction for my negative feeling, in writing I now feel equipped to bring tears to you faggots. I suppose it was correct when somebody said you can't write unless you've felt pain.
So, Reply to this thread or you will never have a girlfriend ever.
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>ever wanting a gf
i bet you kiss girls too faggot
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That's actually really sweet my nigga, at least the first part.
Sorry you had to go through all that and live with those thoughts now
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>>37218992
>tfw wanted a gf since I was six
I know your feel anon
godspeed

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> had only one friend
> he stopped responding to my messages and calls
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> had only one friend
> he got a real job like an adult normie and I just shitpost all day
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>had only one friend
>he never responded to my messages in the first place
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Go study or do something u like or give me ur loser answer "oh but anon thats apart of the system and such or some other stupid reason." Xd just do something

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Why do depressed girls get to have BFs but depressed men are forced to be lonely by default?
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>>37218700
More simpleton cannon fodder men then there is women.
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Oftentimes, depressed women are self deprecating and aim to improve themselves and their lives. Depressed men blame others and the culture surrounding them for their downfalls.
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THis girl is absolutel y hideous

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New Ideal bf/gf thread old one reached image limit

>No #1 fan gf :(
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Template here
Super Nintendo
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tried to make a boy template but im shit so if you have a better one pls post
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Reposting this here cuz i want attention.
NOTICE ME SENPAI

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This thread is for college dropouts in their mid-20's
What are we gonna do
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>>37218423
drop back into college
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>>37218471
i did that then dropped out again
it worked out for the best, though
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>>37218545
explain

(I'm going to rape the robot)

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The decline of the West is rooted in the decline in religion.

Christianity kept women focussed on finding one man to have for the rest of her life; she couldn't rise the cock carousel.

I'm considering becoming a catholic. The pews are filled with women and devout Christian girls are often without men; so an average guy can basically clean up if he's also devout.

A church is a great way to meet people, have non-normie conservative friends and a support network that isn't your real family.
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Do I believe in God? Nobody knows what lies beyond the afterlife or if there is a god. We humans don't have enough knowledge to comprehend anything like that.

All I know is the fedora-faggotry of my teenage years got me nowhere and the fedora atheism has ruined the West.

Since nobody knows if God is real just put faith in a doctrine that makes sense and provides beauty, structure and community.
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>>37218420
How dare you fake being religious just to get a personal catholic pussy for life?

Nothing is sacred these days. People like you who use things like ideology or religions as a fashion statement or virtue signaling to get what you want from the opposite sex is one of the biggest symptoms of a society that is fucked up and culturally cannibalizing itself until its death.
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How do I find a qt trad catholic girl who just wants to go to Latin mass, be a housewife and have 5 kids with me.

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Very uncomfy edition
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>>37218103

*makes it comfy*
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Remember to F for Roger Moore.

F
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RIP Roger Moore. Who was you favourite Bond? Favourite Bond film?

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Is Baron Trump living /thedream/??

He is one Google click away from finding his mom's nudes. I wouldn't be surprised if Melania walks around freely around Baron too
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/thedream/ isn't having a mother like his, it's having his dad's money

so yeah the bastard is living it.
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>>37218082
Implying that baron isn't a closet homosexual who craves the Arab/black cock
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>>37218082
This is kind of weird right? I wouldn't know because my mom used to spoon me until middle school.

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What's a suicide method that will guarantee me dying? Bonus points if no one finds out I killed myself.
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Apparently carbon monoxide is rather good.
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>>37218034
fly a spaceship into the sun
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>>37218034
jump of a bridge
if you do it at the right time nobody will see and you'll just sink into the water

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Post about anything you're currently doing to improve your life, as well as anything that gives you hope.

Last night, I realized that it was useless to panic. Over the past few years, I've slowly lost the ability to enjoy most things, and became apathetic too. I witnessed everything that appeared meaningful slowly lose its importance, and it scared me. Life seemed hollow at its core, and I thought that even if I did recover, music might never move me passionately again because it had no meaning all on its own. It's just about how you feel.

Then I figured it out. A sense of meaning is built-in to feeling good, just like happiness. When I feel good, it either feels important, or I don't give a shit about "meaning" either way. After several years of feeling like shit, you forget what it's like to be happy, and project your current depressed mood onto all your past memories until all of life is one black cloud. Meaning isn't some transcendent concept - if you're depressed, you'll worry about it much more than you need to. So that's my problem, and now I simply need to see a doctor.

How about you all?
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>>37218006
Been cleaning my room every day so it keeps neat. Also started gyming, to gain muscle and leave mild skelly mode.
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Yes, you should see a doctor about your depression. You will recover soon.

I am currently learning the Korean language. That's keeping my mind occupied and I am enjoying it. I am also writing some short stories, too. Those two things give me happiness and peace. I am also making time for rest. I have the habit of working to death until I burnout from not eating, drinking, and sleeping well. And I'm also taking regular showers and washing my hands more often etc. so I feel better in myself. Other than that, just generally being kind to myself and trying to rekindle talks with some old acquaintances. I currently only have two online friends (that I am good friends with irl, but distance). One step at a time.

:)
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I have been training martial arts for the last 6 years. It's basically my one joy and love in life.

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What are your favs? Looking forward to some LSD soon. 150 first time
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I don't do any drugs because they make me depressed if I stop taking them be weed, lsd, molly or anything
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>>37217996
i like weed
it makes me forget about everything
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>>37217996
Weed

But i binged on acid and ketamine plenty of times before

Meth is pretty good

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Retailcuck thread. Stories,etc welcome

I have no stories at the moment, as I've been unemployed for the past three weeks. I'm starting a job working overnights in the produce department of a local grocery store. Anyone have any pointers
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>>37217908
No one has a robot job
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>>37217908
Overnight is chill as fuck but heavy on tasking. Most of the people are older or robots. No annoying customers, though.
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I work nights at a gas station. It's pretty fucking comfy, good pay, and even enough time to shitpost. 10/10 job

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Reminder that there's not actually anything wrong with talking to yourself in public
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>>37217780
Nice try OP

Unoriginal
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>>37217780
>diagnosed autist
>have to draw K3,3 planar to prove it

I didn't ask for this
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My friend who I'm staying at's mom talks to herself unironically all. fucking. day. When we're sleeping I hear her in the next room just muttering and rambling. Talking over the things she's going to do to herself. Talking about other people.

ITS FUCKING ANNOYING

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