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>wake up around 6pm to the call of my name for cooked food
>take food
>going back upstairs
>name called again
>walk in to living room waiting to see what i was asked for
>"whats the plan for the future"
>"are you going to see a doctor"
>"are you going to go back to college next year"
>shrug
>go upstairs with cooked food

kinda wish people would just leave me alone desu

I'm going to Elliot Rodger someday in the future. I feel I should kill myself now, to prevent myself from hurting anyone, but I'm terrified of dying.

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>mother is giving me shit for being a NEET
>Can't do anything but take it lying down

Sounds like you are just a sore loser when it comes to willy wars

This happened to me in basic training and again later in the field with my sergeant

>>37233099
>when you get cucked without a women even being involved

>>37232771
Voices.

I feel sound as tactile input, music especially, and some things actually go straight to my dick. This one friend of mine who's already super-hot has a pretty crotch-centric voice sometimes, and I love it.

Awkward when it's a dude or a family member whose voice does that. Do not want.

hair. i don't want to do anything sexually with hair, but it has a huge effect on whether or not i find a girl attractive.

>>37232925
Same but I need it needs to be on dat pussy

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>>37232910
It's just paranoia and low-self esteem dude.

>>37232768
>go to friends house for the first time
>supposed to stay there for a few days
>we eat chili for dinner, its great, have a pleasant conversation
>turns out we all like south park, bond over that
>go to bed at maybe 2am
>/paranoia/ strikes
>I'm convinced that if I go to sleep the family will lock me in their basement and torture me
>convinced that the chili meat was human, like that one south park episode
>stay up for two hours with the lights in my room on
>move stuff around, make sure access to the door is unblocked in case I need to make a break for it
>hide my toothbrush in bathroom so that police looking for my body will know I was there
>eventually realize this is ridiculous
>since i can't justify going to sleep, I'd better just leave
>4am, pack up my stuff and walk out the back door

yes its too much.
something that nice literally does not exist

>>37232747
Yes.

Those women don't exist and cannot exist because women by their nature are evil. Take comfort in the fact that it's just as impossible for Chad as it is for you.

We can only hope that China gets its bioengineering game on and can genetically engineer waifus out of real flesh and blood while making them sweet and genitally dominant instead of bratty and needing to be subdued.

>>37232747
>become richfag
>get any girl to make you tendies and choccy milk
>profit

>>37232739
well anon, at least he didn't caught you crossdressing like my mom did with me

>>37232739
was it hentai or actual loli? if so delete that shit not worth going to jail

>>37232796
It's loli and where I'm from it's cp but no one gives a shit to put you behind bars for it.

>>37232556
Why would you want to quit it though

>>37232556
distract yourself, you dont need it. for sure get the hell of here and this whole website. also dont look at pictures like the one you just posted.
hold steadfast my son

>>37232591
It was taking over more and more of my life.

Would spend hours at a time trying to jack-off.

Was actually *buying* porn.

Not an ideal situation.

>>37232464
i used to this now i just chill here and sometimes fap

>>37232534
How could you overcome the feeling of solitude?

do you smell nice

But that's right. Just look at this board.

>>37232439
>rich, sheltered white people
>no major hardships or obstacles in life to overcome
>lived sheltered lives, have had parents provide for them
>have minimal experience with the outside world; grow up practically addicted to pop culture and the internet
>irrationally believe being a racist is the absolute worst thing you can be
>will go to great lengths to not be viewed as racist

>>37232439
I hope people understand that article is satire

>>37232288
Oh yeah, and if a war happens, I can't even get conscripted. So that's another plus.

If you suspect you have a mental disorder just go fucking get professional help for it, trust me, your life will be 1000x better. People will stop just assuming you're a lazy cunt failed normie, instead they'll accept you as the autistic robot you actually are.

It'll cost a bit of money at the start to see psychologists and get tests done, but it's worth it.

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Same thing for me, but my mental disorders eventually won me $1,200 a month in NEETbux and a big one time payout of $5k which I am using to fuck hookers. I got my own apartment now and it's a pretty decent size even.

>>37232288
I wish I was that luck. Parents didn't even cared about my health and didn't stop being abusive.

dont feel bad anon. just drink some more. alcohol is medicine

>>37231980
Okay anon, I will. Going to try and finish this whiskey tonight in your honor.

>ran out of drinks
>liquor stores closed
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

i recognize people instantaneously by the pictures they choose to post with... craig

>>37231806
So its you, my mortal archnemesis... Steve.

There was an anon I always tried to find again, but he seemed to have to stopped posting. He always used girls from specific games/shows and it was easy to find him again after he changed his current set because of his posting style and content.

MMORPG is the way my dude.

Have you tried ESO? It's pretty cheap, 10-ish euros to buy the game, no monthly subscription, in-game transactions are pretty much only cosmetic/furniture, and it's in the world of the Elder Scrolls Online.

Ah also story mode is pretty damn good imo.

AMA if you have anything you want to know about this game.

>>37231673
play tera, that shit is so addictive and time consuming i had to get away from it for a month for my finals

>>37231898
i think i have it but i was thinking about rebuying on steam. is the gold edition worth it? i fucking love ES and have for a long time

Kill it out of mercy to end it's suffering

Take him home. Nurture him to health. Rabbit food is cheap.

>>37231665
Its going to die, put it out of its misery

That's pretty fucked up

They're basically trying to arrange you into being a cuck

Get the fuck outta there

Tell them you don't wanna be with some white trash single mother with her niglet baby

>>37231580
Mothers have no business in their adult sons' lives. Just leave. I wouldn't even explain shit but you do what you want, just don't ever think of her as an equal. She is dumb and emotional and won't understand you.

You're jelly you have mom likes some kid? Yes move out, you need to grow the fuck up and stop being a mommas boy