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I'm trying to fap less, but no, not doing no fap. What's a good number per week for healthy fapping?

I'm on day 10 I think. I'm doing it for the purpose of letting sexual energy build and spreading it over the whole body (i.e. full body orgasm). I'd say doing it for any reason other than that is just retarded.

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>>39403609
>tfw trying to no fap for health reasons
>Can't get past day 2
>Literally beating dick raw because I don't have lube
just fuck my shit up famalam

>tfw can't remember the last time I felt happines

>>39403542
D-Do you w-wanna talk? ^-^ I could help if you have discord. Talking helps, IMO. ThatAnnoyingShite#3114

life is meaningless, but its your choice if its meaningless in a positive way or a negative way

i choose not to be a loser

>>39403343
thats very good, i like some of his content

Anyone have that picture of adam22 eating ass?

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>>39403453
literally the first google result, he also has a threesome on foursome video on the internet, I wonder if his girl only lets him sleep around because hed leave her otherwise

>>39403327
Off to a very bad start, old boy. College is not free, don't forget. Not to mention its importance in governing how the rest of your very real life turns out.

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>>39403354
My destiny is neet

>>39403464
Your destiny is ruin, if that's the case. I strongly urge you to find the balls to not miss any more classes.

probably about 90% of the people here

I think I am, people seem to have a positive view of me relatively but I'm the only one who knows the real me.
Ever thought that if anyone ever saw what was really going on in your head then they'd be disgusted and surprised? Maybe that's true for everyone, but it's especially true for me.
I don't know why I turned out this shitty but it's better just to keep it under wraps.

NIGGA I AM SO FUCKINF AWFUL BUT AWFUL IS SUBJECTIVE BUT DETERMINED BY ONES SURROUNDINGS AND MY SURROUNDING HUMAN FUCK BEASTS DETERMINE ME TO BE AWFUL AND HORRIBLE BECAUSE

I AM

JUST

A
FLESH BAG WALKKING


I AM A ROBOT I NEED DOUBLE
CAPITALIZATION TO DOIBLE THE IMMENSITUDE OF HOW I AM JUST A FLESH BAG BEING CONTROLWD BY THE DEMIURGE KNOWN AS PHYSICS BIZZITCH

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Just fucking do it man
no point in going cold turkey

You feel like shit if you break your nofap my dude, dont waste your time watching women get fucked for 10 seconds of pleasure

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>>39403359
>not edging for 3 hours and then cumming in your mouth

>>39403279
gross, like fucking a monkey

pretty sure that's high up enough to be considered in the anus, not the vagina anon, also
>anus hairs

>>39403298
Nah, you can clearly see some pink in there

>>39403273

Why would you need to go to new zealand? Its shit, unless youre a maorinigger then fuck off and bring your tribe with you

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>>39403284
Why come here. We're basically china now.

>>39403273
Stowaway on a navy vessel then hijack it, i do it all the time to visit the senpai back kiwiland

what has this got to do with solving racism?

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>>39403355

I got called a racist because the shop I work at didn't have the product the customer wanted

I think immigrants just think that word is a magic insult now that gets what they want because he started repeating it louder

It was really annoying and confusing but he got more upset that I didn't bend over backward to prove i am not racist by getting him his non existing product

>>39403454
and so you seek to continue being unhelpful on the internet as well as real life?

>>39403128
There's no room for improvement here. I'm a failed waste of space.

>>39403213
This.
Once you're 20+ and haven't achieved anything, have no goals passion or hobby, you basically wasted your entire life.

I feel profoundly different in ways that make it seem impossible to attain true happiness and that it's better I just don't try.

And other people seem to want to constantly remind me of this.

do something that challenges your brain instead of letting here rot here

>>39403098
Think harder fagot or just eat some brain juice to make your brain grow buy my patented brain juice only 19.99 come on buy it friend it'll make you not be a brainlet and actually a brain chad instead isn't that wonderful of course it is so just buy my brain juice only 29.99 that's right you heard it here my wonderful amazing patented creamy penis made brain juice only 39.99!!!!

>>39403123
where can i buy it? is it proven to work?

Interesting stuff. You have a source on this bad boy?

It's not a secret, methane hydrates have been known about for years, Japan actually developed technology to try and harvest it off the sea floor, in America the Gulf of Mexico has massive reserves of it, but its kind of terrifying. It's flammable ice and once it starts to melt it would basically catastrophically go pretty quickly.

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>>39403095
Purely fictional, made this up walking home, inspired by some alarmist climatologists
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arctic_methane_emissions

and a general feeling that our infant species will too soon exceed the capacities of our mother earth

>>39403048
Yes he looks very dopey

>>39403048
was the dope

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>>39403048
can anyone tell me what jb is feeling in this picture anyone good at reading people

>that kid who told you he had a copy of the new star wars movie before it hit theaters back in 2005

>that kid who told you you could wear a metal glove and shove it down peoples throats and rip their organs out in Max Payne

>that kid that, while me and my buddy talked about our favorite video game at the time, Star Wars bounty hunter, would talk about levels later on in the game that didn't exist because he didn't have the game and was just trying to seem cool
Fuck off Collin no one likes you

>>39403036
How about cardfigbt vanguard?

I started my card game fascination with hearthstone. I had yugioh and pokemon cards as a kid and played with friends but none of us knew the rules so I dont really count that.

After playing hearthstone for 2 years I got tired of all the rng and just the simplicity of the game. Then I got into mtg this year. I really liked it but I could only play on the store events since I know no one who plays mtg. That means everytime I wanted to play mtg i'd have to spend 5 just for tournament entrance. It quickly added up so I stopped playing mtg.

Now I just collect pokemon cards

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>>39403036
I used to play a lot of Yugioh until I got tired of Konami's shit. They always release super broken cards, the meta becomes 3 decks, and then they ban everything they released, repeat. I've played Frogs since 2012 against a bunch of brain dead shit and when they finally got good again it wasn't even enjoyable for me.

That being said I enjoy Pokemon TCG, the way they rotate packs into/out of the meta instead of specific cards keeps things fresh. Plus there's way more viability imo. I was successful with a Glalie EX deck.