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>want to be a music producer
>wasn't born in Miami

Why is life such shit? It's literally all you get handed to. There's nothing in life except what you get handed to you.
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Hey, OP. You can get tools on your shitty laptop capable of making higher quality recordings than what could be done 25 years ago. There are many software options for producing your own music from scratch. You can learn by trial and error or go to nearly any community college. Musicians are a dime a dozen. Though it'd be preferable, they don't even have to live near each other. Outlets for new music continue to multiply. It has never been easier to produce music from anywhere in the country and put it out there. If this is your dream, get fucking started.
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>>37242698
I've been producing my whole life. If you don't live in a major city you can't do anything.
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I have this goal too, anon. Why is it that you want to be a producer?

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a bunch of rich people already made her hit her goal including her mommy.

i guess that's more legitimate than her mom just giving her the 700$, god, fuck human beings, they're all diseased, no matter how wealthy or poor.

even those Youtube faggots are begging for money now.
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>$725 of 600 raised in 8 days

Easy mode exists
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Rich people don't spend their own money
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someone should donate a dollar and leave a comment like "loved your work on facial abuse!"

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For all those fat robots out there; sometimes it's all the acne, your hairstyle and the fat around your neck and face.
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>>37242133
He still looks like shit though. You can't fix that beta virgin face.
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But how do I get rid of acne

I tried every type of med and pills under the sun and they don't seem to work

People say I would be extremely attractive without acne fml
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>>37242163
i'm a female and i think he's cute

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Post your taste
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Awesome album, Anon.

Currently on a Techno binge.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NACTD4ZfoU
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who vomitcore here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYe-D55TpGQ
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>>37242136
Boy that is shit

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time for a good old alcoholism thread
probably gonna finish this rum today
post your poison, robots
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you have a receeding hairline
your fingernails are dirty and mangled, looks like you chew them a lot
your beard is a psuedo neckbeard, doesnt look like you have enough test for it to properly fill your face
you have faggy lips and a thin mustache
your essentially a ginger with grey hair
you have a 5head
dont get me started on your cringeshirt
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>>37242036
Isn't it like 9 am there? Why would you want to start the day with the literal shittiest taste imaginable.

Alcohol is so shitty and ancient anyway just drink lean.
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>>37242036
Wait I thought you were a tranny? What happened?

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How do I learn to stop hating women and view them as slightly smarter children?
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>slightly smarter children
still inferior to male children of course
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>>37241985
Become man enough so that you're eager to love and protect them, despite their very obvious imperfections
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>>37242098
15 is not a child anymore. Most people are over 80% towards adulthood at 16.

>"Thank you for having us and saving the White race daddy, we love you!"

Give me one fucking good reason why you aren't going to hear this from your daughters tonight
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>>37241820

Because if they display this amount of autism then I will give them a late abortion.
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Having children is fucking retarded.
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>>37241873
>saving the West is retarded

Fuck off, Shmuley.

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YOU HIT THE GYM HARD WHILE CHAD EATS PIZZA

How does that make you feel?
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>>37241624
yah he got those arms just by eating pizza
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>>37241624
Makes you want to LDAR
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>>37241624
it makes me feel like that's gonna be me by the end of the year because I'm taking steps to better myself. I've ready lost 30lbs since January.

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>when that at qt 3.14 grill smiles at you and maintains eye contact as you walk past her
t-thanks...
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>>37241606
She was actually daydreaming
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>When the qt 3.14 days maintains eye contact with me and says I look hot
Tbh I just continue thrusting my penis inside of her
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>>37241606
why do they do this? Is it intimidation/mocking? Is it curiousness? Or are they just confident and look everyone they see in the eye?

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He types:
>HAHAHA
>*Breathes in*
>HAHAHA
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He keeps repeating the words "Don't panic".
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>he posts on /pol/
>he's a right-wing cuck
>he's racist
>he's a Christian
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>he is a frogposter, and i mean he posts frog in eveeeery post
>he calls everyone who disagrees with him newfags
>he treats 4chan like muh sekwet kwub

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do INTPs not have feelings? I have a very hard time understanding them
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>>37241457
We do, but we can just stop feeling if we need to.
Also, many things normal people do are strange. Like hugging, why would you hug anyone that's not your girlfriend?
Overall, we just have our emotions on a low setting, maybe because they very obviously contradict what we think in extreme situations.
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>>37241457
I do, I'm just very analytical of them. "Oh I'm feeling this way, why? how? should i keep feeling this way?"
I also avoid showing my feelings because feelings are a weakness to be exploited.
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>>37241536
>>37241493
Does this affect relationahips in anyway?

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Be honest /r9k/.

Who, objectively, makes the best tendies?
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>>37241084

If we're talking big chain restaurants then I would probably say either popeyes (when its fresh) or Canes. I'm also a big fan of Whataburgers strips.
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>>37241084
Mary Brown's. Not super common outside of Newfoundland though
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Popeyes is reliably good. Hardee's/Carl's can be upper echelon if the fry cooks are feeling chipper.

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Had another dream of a grizzly bear attacking me
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Had another dream I had a qt gf that dumps me
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Seems like you have some hidden (or not) sexual desires of homosexual nature.
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>become neet
>have nightmares about still working

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THIS is /nu-r9k/

welcome to 2017!!!!!
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>>37240706
I love this pic. And yea I've seen two different girls admit that they're fujos who do this on here
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No. They're just plain faggots (male).
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>>37240706
ITT: things that will never happe

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What do robots think of licking girl's (female) asses? I do it to my fwb all the time. Hbu?
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I think it's incredibly hot and I fap to fantasies about doing it all the time but I feel like if presented with the opportunity to actually do it I'd get grossed out

Poopoo comes from there
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>>37240273
I did it once. it's a situational thing we should leave for only the drunkest of moments, but it's very nice.
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I sometimes do it to my gf in the shower.

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