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> You have a new match!
tfw I'll never know what that notification is like.
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>>37244516
Do you swipe right on everyone's? That's the only way. I've matched with so many spam bots with it.
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>>37244516
I get the "someone has liked you on tinder, right swipe to find out who!" message but I never get matches
I'm objectively a 7/10
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>>37244666
This, you are doing Tinder wrong if you don't swipe right on everyone.
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Hey /r9k/ I wanna ask for your advice
So me and Saber's 3 year anniversary is coming up and I wanna make it special. Last year I didn't have much money so we just rented a movie, but we still had a good time. This year I've saved up $1139 for this occasion. I'm thinking about renting a pontoon and spending the day with her out on a lake a few miles away from our home. I live in north Georgia. Any suggestions on what we should do?
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>>37244493
you are talking about your waifu or an actual girlfriend, if it's the first option than you should spend the money on a gun and kill yourself or get some help
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>>37244543
She's my waifu and I'm not going to kill myself, I can't just leave Saber like that. I love her. Saber is more loyal than any girl you're with will ever be
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>>37244569
i heard she is a bbc slut, sorry anon
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You know I'm starting to have second thoughts now.
I'm a 21 year old female virgin waiting for the right guy.
But I really don't want to waste my youth anymore, I could just end up with a douchebag for all I know or some weird looking tool who jacks off to anime girls.
I'm thinking about taking the plunge and fucking 20 guys this year.
Do any fembots have advice?
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>>37244458
>21 year old female virgin
aahahhahahahhaha
no
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>>37244458
>Do any fembots have advice?
Yes take pictures after they nutted on your face and post them here
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>>37244458
Why become a slut when you've saved yourself for this long? Seems like a waste. What if you meet a guy you really like after fucking a billion dudes? Wouldn't you be ashamed of yourself?
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I don't fucking understand women for shit
>finally got to talk to a roastie without spilling my spaghetti all over the floor or creeping her out with my nuclear austim
>she just got out of a relationship so she made it clear from the beginning that she isn't trying to fuck me, she made it clear by saying, let's hang out AS FRIENDS
>we chill for the first time, me and her smoke weed in my room. I gotta listen to all her fucking problems, a bunch of shit that I don't fucking care about, so I sit there and "listen" and even though she wasn't trying to fuck she came with really short tight pants and showing cleavage
>wew lad my dick got ROCK HARD
>I was lying in my bed and told her to come closer and sit next to me
>she said it again that she's not trying to fuck
>nothing happens, we get the munchies, eat, take her back home
>next morning hits me up saying that she had a really good time and that she's looking forward to spend more time with me
>wew lad I said to myself once again
>next time she wants to chill she hits me up, she says she'll buy beer and weed for us so we can chill again AS FRIENDS she pointed out again
>next time comes so we're gonna chill AS FRIENDS, as she once again said when I went to pick her up
>of course I'm not trying to fucking listen to all her stupid problems because I have my own and I don't give a fuck, I just want to fuck
>invite my 2 nerd friends over to chill late at night like we always do
>they were all sperged out because they're not used to hang out with girls
>do what we ALWAYS do every time we chill. Light up blunts, drink beers, and play video games until we get the munchies then pass out
>we were playing Forza 3 in one TV, and The Last of Us in the other one
>she sits next to my nerd friend asking all questions about the game
>I sit next to my other friend who was playing Forza and he just got this new special car so I didn't give a fuck about her
>she gets bored and asks me to take her home like 40 minutes after we got here
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>leave my friends in my room and take her back home
>all silence through the whole ride
>we get to her house, she gets out of the car and says, "Night, I'll see you next time" and walked away
>I'm still "WTF is wrong with this bitch?" I didn't mind that shit and went back to my house to play keep playing and chilling with my homies
>I got a random text from her saying, "Thanks for hanging out with me, I guess"
>I say, "you're welcome"
>I wake up and see this [both pics related] text message
Are women mentally ill from birth or what? When things don't go their ways they act like this...
She blocked me from Normiebook and I guess she deleted my number
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>>37244469
>Are women mentally ill from birth or what?
Yes. Learn from your mistakes and keep trying until you get laid
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>>37244469
She needed all of your attention and wanted to just play games and smoke weed with only you and no one else, as friends, without fucking. God when will you robots ever learn to let yourselves get used and mined for resources by women?
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Who /wastedpotential/ here?
>3.7 gpa and 31 ACT
>one of the best boys schools in the state
>talented actor and writer
>plenty of close friends
>student government and other extracurriculars
now:
>no friends in college
>strongly considering dropping out of college and/or joining the military
>planning on living alone in a small apartment making no more than 40k/year
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>>37244426
stfu you pussy, you're planning on dropping out just because you have no friends?
Really?
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>>37244459
well i also don't want to choose any majors, and i don't want any debt
college just makes me feel like im losing my mind and i hate everything about it, feels like im in solitary confinement in my room and im losing money at the same time
shitty deal
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>>37244459
stfu faggot ass bitch
What do you guys think are the most valuable majors when it comes to dating? And does it even matter?
I feel like it does, because Medicine sounds kinda better than history (no offense), for example
Also, general /uni/ thread
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>>37244367
I'm studying criminal justice because I thought it would be easy to get hired
Everyone else in the major is either
>Chad
>ex-military
>absolute Stacy
>butch tomboy/bull dyke
so my options would be limited even if I wasn't a spergy manlet
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>>37244367
I took a feminism course in first year becauseI knew I would be surrounded by womenand also because I wanted to learn something knew. I learned feminism was absolute poop of course.
In terms of girls, tons of them. The thing is, the class teaches them that men are the enemy and the source of all their problems. Plus, there are a LOT of older girls (by that I mean 22-25). This will surprise you and you will only discover it by talking to them. I flirted with this one girl in the beginning of the year, made her laugh, kissed her, she offered to drive me home because she knew I took the bus. She ultimately rejected me though, saying I was too young for a relationship. I was 19. She was 21
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>>37244482
>kissed her
That's more action than most people on here ever had anon
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Women should not be put in positions of power, this whole progressive joke has gone too far, we are literally playing with our lives, this is nearly as bad as when homo marriage was forced onto people.
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the fuck is this picture even trying to prove
>these men have grumpy serious faces
>these women are smiling
>clearly they are not competent, if they were they wouldn't be smiling
>>>/pol/ please
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>>37244304
> that pic
> no usa
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>>37244641
The US has an old guy.....
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>$800 welfare
>$900 social security
>$240 misc. autism foundations
>$255 food stamps
>$400 from mommy and daddy
>$500 from selling runescape gold from zulrah farming
Your mcdonalds burger flipping rack in 3,095 dollars a month wagies? *giggles*
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Fucking $3k a month is like a dream job here in the eastern europe. We only get 1/10 of that FFS.
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>>37243944
No, but at least I don't have an anxiety attack every time I need to leave the house, autism boy.
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post a bank statement neet
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What is the proper response to your female friend going to "the club" getting wasted and coming home with a 42 year old man? She's 20. The only non autistic thing I can think to do is not really say anything or aknowledge it in any way.
I'm not interested in dating her so I don't feel cucked or anything. I just don't really approve of this behavior. Objectively though, it's none of my business and all she's doing is getting a bunch of free drinks and having cheap easy fun. I'd do that if I was female.
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Call her a whore.
It's that easy
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Get her drunk and fuck her
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>>37243845
There really isn't any reason for me to do that. I'm not dating her so I don't give much of a shit what she does I don't want to be bitched at for insulting her.
Though she posted a picture of her tits on Snapchat while drunk and deleted it. I don't have Snapchat. Now I'm annoyed because everyone but me saw her tits tonight and obviously screenshots were taken by her orbiters.
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How do I be confident without being autistic at the same time?
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show me your neck
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>>37243822
Well, how long of a neck is it?
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>>37243822
Just ask her for her number you fucking idiot, Jesus christ
If you can't get her number then don't waste your time with her, the point is to find a hole to stick your dick in, you're not supposed to be there to bullshit and waste time
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>I'm going to japan because all the girls are pure waifus
>hiv is on the rise in japan
How does it feel knowing that kawaii princess you had raw sex with probably has aids?
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Oh wow, a whole thousand new cases in a population of 120 million. That's so terrifying. Obviously there's an epidemic.
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>>37243697
You also have to take into consideration that the Japanese don't use condoms and they don't get tested for stds
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>>37243751
>you can't prove they DON'T have aids :^)
Uh huh. Bored now.
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Hello, fellow femanons.
Do NOT believe the myth men have here about virginity.
It is time we put a stop to men overvaluing virginity.
It is DAMAGING young women all around, and making you feel like you're only valued based on your sexuality.
The men on here are making you believe that morals are purely linked to your sexual behavior.
Instead of values like honesty, kindness & altruism
It is a MYTH, do not believe these idiot losers on 4chan.
There are countless men out there who will love you for who you are.
If anything, I say you should fuck as many men as you please at least it will help you spot the HONEST and CARING men out there and filter out garbage.
I had sex with over 50 guys and I still found a boyfriend who will love me for who I am and it helped me grow as a person into something I never thought I'd be otherwise.
If I was still a virgin today with all the knowledge I gained, I would lie and say I fucked 100 guys just to filter out the trash!
Read here for more.
https://www.amazon.com/The-Purity-Myth-Obsession-Virginity/dp/1580053149
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>>37243588
This is what happens when one tries to construe morality with out a religious cornerstone. You may not believe it shameful to be a slut, but don't expect you can force your will onto others.
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i dont care who you are. if you have jad sex with 50 DIFFERENT men you are a whore
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One time I said I respected a female celebrity for waiting until marriage, and my sister got mad at me and made me read this book. Now I see the truth.
>I'm very glad you don't care about my past, anon!
:^))
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>>37243442
as long as you don't really like her then it's all good
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>>37243442
cool, but why are you talking to me?
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Honestly, I kind of wish I was dating her on that video alone. Her nice girl looks + the amount shit she seems open to = boner.
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>anon who posts the sad anime girl with ">tfw no x bf"
>anon who posts the wagecuck threads
>smug wojak poster
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they have names
the first one is cebruz
i'll let you find the others on your own...
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>>37242646
memepolice
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>>37242941
>the first one is cebruz
brainlet
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>your at the Gym doing some cardio
>This girl gets on the treadmill in front of you
What do you do?
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I make disgusted huffing noises and leave immediately.
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Watch a bit, if I can catch her on the way out maybe grab a phone number
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>>37242614
Do I have to stop doing my routine and do something to her? I guess rape her right then and there