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Canadian fembots, why haven't you let your dog fuck you yet? It's legal
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>>37250923
>Canadian fembots, why haven't you let your dog fuck you yet? It's legal
STOP WITH THE FUCKING FEMBOT MEME
STOP GIVING WOMEN ATTENTION CONSTANTLY YOU DUMBFUCK BETA
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Canadian robots why haven't you fucked your dog yet? [Spoiler]its legal[/spoiler]
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>>37250953
ok alpha chad
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I just came by only rubbing my tummy. It took me an hour.
Top it.
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i laughed, good one
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nah id rather just jerk off
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Did you know if you scratch your belly button hard it will hurt the tip of your dick?
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My neighbor said that in 6 years, if I don't have a wife, she'd marry me.
How creepy is the little squirt?
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>>37250779
You better move house
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congrats on your engagement
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My lesbian friend kind of did the same thing.
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I found this small creature crawling around my home, what is it?
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Coyote. Kill it.
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That exact bug has been crawling around my house atm too.
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spide
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25+ general
It gets worse, it gets better, it stays the same
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>tfw not panda material
>in trucking school still because hand eye coordination is shit
>I'm only good at book work, ace all the paper shit easily
>tfw
>losing weight
>Look different now
>feel good
>still no gf
>27 in less than 2 weeks
I don't want to be a wizz
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>>37250395
>post in the 25+ thread
>I'm only 20
Hahaha fuck are you gonna do about it?
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>turning 27 in a month
>tfw fell for the career meme
>lots of money but no life to spend it on
>rotting roast no longer gets carded
>faggy asian dude doing my nails calls me an old lady
>never had a date
when the hell are the affordable sexbots going to get here
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Is he our guy?
>Has oneitis
>Probably likes traps, definitely a cross dresser
>Likes anime
>Makes sad songs about how he wants to kill himself
>Hates normie shit like snapchat
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>>37250274
Who is this nigger faggot?
Originammi
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>>37250274
>Nigger
>Our guy.
I bet you're a nigger too, OP.
Fuck you shitskin monkey.
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>>37250274
no he like xxxtentacion are the biggest of all newfags that want to be unique to their normalfag friends
Hey /r9k/, I made you a present, a challenge, a chance to overcome something difficult and exciting.
This is the 4th year in a row now that I've done this annually, and on the off chance any of you here today have joined me in the prior years you will remember the incredible amount of fun we've had together.
The reason I do this is simply because I enjoy watching others enjoy themselves.
This is Clocktower 4, make it to the top within 72 hours, that is all.
ip: 68.2.139.109
version 1.10.2
2nd thread, first batch was received well, we had about 15 players, lots of fun. Come join guys.
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Good luck and have fun
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Posting cause interested
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it's that tall huh. is that like a maze tower?
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>go to r*ddit
>keep getting banned by every single sub I frequent
>go to the austrian roof tiling forum
>get banned
why the fuck don't people accept my opinions
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its probably your blatant racism but we'll always love you anon
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>>37250149
>using reddit
why? It's shit.
And if you get banned from 4chan it's your own fault.
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normies don't understand the truth
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>Hey Anon, I thought your girlfriend was joining us for dinner? Or is she STILL DOWNLOADING?
*roaring laughter floods the room, even Grandma manages a weak cackle at your humiliation - her first true sign of emotion since her stroke. Everyone goes out for ice cream to celebrate. Everyone except for you.*
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>>37249905
Can't relate. Grandma was the only one who wasn't shit to me
>tfw she passed out on Sunday
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>pull out weiner and do a meatspin in front of everyone
Round and round it goes when it stops nobody knows!
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>>37249905
that ginger dude gets me every time. I've seen very few non-deformed people as ugly as him.
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I have about 300 dollars, what should I buy?
Please give me suggestions before i spend it all on another prostitute.
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This is now a post the last thing you bought of amazon thread
https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00LM2Y2XG/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
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Last thing I bought was this mechanical keyboard
https://www.amazon.com/Filco-Majestouch-2-Tenkeyless-FKBN87M-EB2/dp/B004WOF7QM/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1495668514&sr=8-2&keywords=filco+majestouch+2
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Do it bro, take the EscortPill
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Do not watch Alien Covenant
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Holy fuck I've never seen worse propaganda movie in my whole life.. Like the shit is so blatant it's fucking painful.
I'll try to make it short.
>Colonisation mission
>2 of 3 couples are interracial (one black male white female and one black female white male)
>theres 2 gays aswell, you see that later
>they even made the synthetic humans (or robots, who cares) fucking gay (even though they're brothers)
>and towards the end
>towards the fucking end
>The black male white female couple have a really "hot" scene making out in the shower before the alien kills them
This movie was so shit I only sat through it because there was a girl with me. Don't fucking waste your money watching that garbage. If you care about the lore of the series, the synth from the previous episode has gone bonkers and insists on killing every speacies he finds. In the end he tricks the crew that he's the actual robot they went with, and now that everyone is asleep he can continue whatever the fuck he's doing. DO. NOT. RECOMMEND.
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>>37249805
Triggered poltard Kill urself
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>>37249805
Go away you butthurt slash-pol-slash ack.
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>>37249866
>>37249836
Fuck of share blue fags
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I make 80% of threads edition
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>30
>NEET
>mentally ill
>no friends
>severe selfharm scars
>started drinking again
who else /nohope/?
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>>37249759
Aren't you happy with your 30quid/thread allowance?
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>>37249732
They should make them wear signs with their age
How do I stop being attracted to little girls?
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become stronger and more confident
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stop hanging out with people who abuse you
it's a vicious circle, not a cutting board
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>>37249673
Find someone you actually care about. That's how I dropped a bunch of bad sexual urges. I didn't frequent as many of my degen fetishes either.
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post good music please 2017-05-24 10:59:51 Post No.37249538
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something as good as this ty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uje5cs6nIdc
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I was on a concert from them a month ago.
-I think it was the best concert i've ever been to
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great! lol :D
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>>37249538
I bet you are from germany. If not, how did you find out about them?
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Who else here worries that their crippling mental illness will get in the way of accomplishing much of anything in life?
Who else here worry that maybe their mental illness isn't /that/ much of a hindrance and that they're just incompetent/pathetic...
Diagnosed loser nut jobs report in
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I'm shy and so emotionally unstable that if a stranger says something slightly mean to me IRL I'll just burst in tears.
I don't want to regulate my feelings properly because the knowledge that I could hurt myself or others makes me feel strong and safe for some fucked up reason.
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Just sort yourself out by listening to some jordan peterson
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I'm not sure if I'm mentally ill but I'm seriously scared about being a bum.
I'm so fucking lazy holy shit. And it's not like I have any friends that will save my ass from freezing on the streets