Is absurdism the final red pill?
>>37256980
no
the final redpill is accepting that you're a human living in a human world and realizing that while humanity's existence among the other objects in the universe is absurd, it's not on a scale that has any meaning to you and so it's ultimately useless to think or care about
ants dont care about what we do, they just live their ants lives. similarly, it's pointless to care about the size of the universe; we're better off just living our own lives
without bothering with things beyond our scope of comprehension
>>37257058
How do we know what our scope of comprehension is?
Take the Jesus-pill
Is it better to not pursue her?
Is she still alive?
pls b alive
Should I listen to Chris and just put myself out there
>>37256701
Is the pain behind my eye a migraine, or something more serious?
hey fembots why dont you just get a below average (and i mean chubby) boyfriend and make him feel like he won the lottery so he actually tries so you stay with him and turnes from coal into a diamond?
you probably too dumb to follow my analogy anyway
>>37256519
Because why would they want a guy who treats them good, loves them, enjoys conversations and hobbies with them when they can have a chad fuck them, cheat on them, treat them like dirt?
I mean come on man, why would you chose something good when you can have something bad?
this is how women think btw, its insane.
Because that's what I did and he dropped me when he got confident enough after I helped him get out of NEETdom. And I'm above average too by all standards
>>37256795
Can you give me a chance? I pulled myself out of NEETdom so that I could find a gf.
What is your go to snack?
Shhhhhh no snackie until finish coffee
>>37256137
I think it's a regional thing but they're fucking amazing.
>>37256137
pretzels
these pretzels are makign em thirsty uydfsadfdas
My oneitis is an asexual aromantic girl who has never even kissed or had a sexual thought about someone before.
She hates my guts, too.
What do, /r9k/? How can I convince her to have sex with me?
>>37256123
whip oot your penis in front of her and ask her to suck it and see if she feels anything. It's not like she cares, anyway.
>>37256584
Isn't that illegal? I feel like it should be :(
>>37256123
Sounds to me you've already ruined any chance with this girl. If she DIDN'T hate you, then I'd say become friends, work your way up to best friends, and get to the point where she can't imagine life without you. That's how you get someone to truly fall in love with you
>Girl likes me
>Cute and really nice, but obviously trailer trash/redneck
Should I just go for it?
Depends are you also white?
>>37256076
No. I'm Asianbut I was born and raised in Texas.
>>37256307
Why would it matter that she is a redneck?
Are you afraid of what others will think about you two dating?
Your waifu is now real. What does she say to you?
>>37256005
"Everything is going to be alright anon, I promise. I'm finally here"
probably castrate me
cant complain
>*sniff sniff*
>Licks face
>"Awoooooo!"
>ywn go on a long summer road trip with friends
>ywn have a qt along for the ride who you have mutual unspoken feelings for
>ywn become her close confidant, chatting with her on rooftops about life and love and shit
>swn pull you in by your shirt collar after the long road is winding to an end, look you in the eye, and say "Shut up and kiss me, you big moron"
>ywn make out with her basking in the glow of sunset, eventually resulting in you losing your virginity that same night
>ywn finish, and realize how deeply in love you've fallen, knowing that it's all temporary and it might come to an end whenever, but for now you just want to enjoy her while she lasts
>ywn fall asleep with your lips gently pressed against hers, your naked bodies sweaty and sticky and happy
Why even live desu
Post your fantasies.
Stop it anon, I don't want those feels
I fanfiction those every night, anon.
>ywn connect with a girl over a shared preference of music
>ywn have anyone tell you that you're the most unique, most honest, most trustworthy person they know
>ywn have a crowd of people with your closest friends and oneitis at the front, applauding you for heroic actions
>ywn be hospitalized after doing something heroic and have your oneitis cry at your bedside as she tells you she will kill herself if she loses you
>>37256022
I don't either. I just realized that it was a feel I desperately, desperately want.
Why haven't you transitiond yet?
>>37255924
Because l don't want to get cancer
>>37255924
Hey faggot, why don't you check the catalog for an existing /trannyshill general/ before starting a new one?
sage
>>37255947
>Because l don't want to get cancer
HRT lowers your cancer risk
How do white men find black women atractive? Dark skin is masculine. Different skull shape, nose and mouth area, different smell, unattractive pussies, different hair or nasty weave. I don't get it.
They were brainwashed by the Jews.
>>37255895
>They were brainwashed by the Jews.
OP included, who thinks dark skin is masculine
How in the fuck is dark skin masculine? Dark skin is exotic - it's different than what you've grown up with. Same with the different facial structure and scent.
Absolutely disagree on the pussies, too. Nothing as beautiful as watching my pale cock disappear into her dark cunt.
Weaves are dumb, though. I like my black women with natural hair.
>tfw legitimately ugly and never had a girl approach me or show interest in me for real
>tfw reading all those leddit threads about how girls drop hints on guys and it's all so obvious I realize no girl has ever done it to me
>be talking to some girl on internet
>she eventually asks me for pic
>give her a pic of my face
>"oh, well I'm not interested anymore, anon"
Does it ever end? I try to look like good but no matter what I try there's just no fucking way I'll ever look approachable to women.
Are you overweight? ffs oregano god i hate this board.
The NORMIES here will not undestand. They literally think "jusv confident bro" and "it's a numbers game" will work when all it does is completely annihilate what little self confidence you had. They think ugly is the guy with glasses and a few pimples.
>>37255936
Ok if he is that bad and it isn't his weight get plastic surgery.
>have unlimited source of speed and alcohol
>they all make me feel like shit
>all I want is weed
>small amounts of weed
>literally costs thousands of dollars a month just to smoke a bowlful of weed here and there
Fuck the world everything is hell
Trade speed for weed.
>>37255717
nothing better then smoking a loud blunt and beating my dick
>>37255738
I do sometimes but it's hard as fuck to find people and I usually end up doing it just waiting it's so fucking addictive especially when you're lonely and so depressed it physically hurts
Why are people of the millenial generation not having sex and not having kids till their 30s?
Because women in their 20s expect you to be Prince fucking Charming to even have the audacity to ask them for the time, let alone have sex and kids with.
>>37255534
if you express emotional interest in a girl she gets turned off and ignores you
>>37255621
>tfw need an emotional connection before a physical one can be formed
Uh oh
We all live together in the same House Now
Dibs on the basement.
>>37255434
please fucking do your dishes you absolute pricks
we have a fucking dishwasher you just need to put shit in there and turn it on what's so fucking hard
>>37255434
NO ONE IS ALLOWED IN MY FUCKING ROOM UNLESS I SAY SO
Joan of Arc was a CUTE.
>>37255364
>tfw into short haired women
>tfw not into that short
>tfw her hair still is pretty cute
Why can't I have a Joan of Arc eye candy friend
>the no medieval wanabee swordsman short hair opponent to rape after winning the batlle
looks like crispy