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/r9k/, are we the bad guys?
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>>37260024
I don't fucking do anything

I sit in my apartment and masturbate to Japanese boys, that's literally all I do

How could I possibly be a bad guy? I don't hurt people, I don't do anything
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>>37260024
No, we are just losers who don't matter.
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/r9k/, are we the big guys?

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can't be bothered waiting for last thread to hit bump limit edition
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meant to be starting a new job, walked in the fucking heat twice now and they haven't got my shit sorted to start

fucking useless pricks
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Britain is waking up laddos
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>>37259851
>warm weather
when will this summer meme end

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Meanwhile, on gender-reversed /r9k/...
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>tfw secondary boyfriend wants sex twice in one month
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Gender-reversed r9k would be an empty board. Women have no use to be here if there's no men to whore attention from.
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Does anyone else here get penis envy?

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Do you like THICC asian girls?
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>>37259657
They look a little alien I'm probably xenophobic.
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>>37259677
dubs of truth. Sorry OP. Its impossible for asians to be thicc.
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>>37259657
WHITE MALE with melanin infested hair, and eyes.Would bang. >>37259755
BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPFFFFFFFFTTTTTT XD

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>Hey anon thanks for taking me out on this date, you're so sweet

>But you don't really expect me to pay half the cost do you? *giggles*
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>>37259550
Beat thing to do is be alpha and pay.

From there you can judge what she's like.

If she doesn't insist on paying half or at least be very grateful for you paying then that's is, pay and be done with her.
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>>37259550
I make an exception for cunt beholder.
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>>37259550
Also, that place looks horrible in the background. What the hell is going on? What's with those chairs? Is that a bar at the right? Are they in a function hall or something. Is that actually a restaurant?

Pizza looks good tho

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>I remember the time when internet was a place where you could find free shit
>torrents websites are slowly being killed
>keygens websites are now extremely rare
>streaming websites are slowly being killed
>all mp3 websites have secured their files
>low artists are slowly putting prices on every fucking shit

Internet is getting more and more useless.
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>keygen
>Program that randomly draws a CD key from a confirmed list of 100
>All are banned in less than a week
Keygens aren't even vaguely relevant for todays DRM
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I used to download from one click hosters 10 years ago and I still do.
I also use the same streaming website that I did 5 years ago.
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>>37259544
>keygen
the only thing i miss about keygen is the music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iqqzp5Q8_4

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Whomst else here bad at video games?
I think its because Im INTP
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Weird bait, 4/10 for original concept
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>>37259452
im an intp and was playing semi pro cs when 1.5 first came out and generally smash people at video games. get good
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>>37259452

I'm INTP and terrible at shooters and RTS. They move so fast. I have long given up

Racing games I can destroy ppl in

But desu I'm 31 and haven't played videogames for years

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My little sister is ruining my life, need help.

I made a thread on her before, but I'm more desperate now. Basically she beats me up constantly. She's 11 years old (I'm 18 and a dude) but she's been practicing BJJ for over half her life and our dad takes her to the gym a lot so she's stronger than me. She'll make me eat worms, she's knocked me out before, she sometimes forces me to pay her etc.

I could deal with that, but there's also some sexual abuse going on which I don't want to get into.

I seriously considered suicide last night, I would hang myself in her room with a detailed note so she could feel guilty about it. But I can't. I can't fight back either, I freeze up around her and stammer and shit like that. I can't tell anyone because everybody will take the 11 year old girl's side over the 18 year old man.

Should I just do nothing about the abuse? I mean, I probably deserve it. She's better than me. I'm a fully grown adult and I'm terrified of a little girl. It's pathetic, even for a robot.
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>need help.
yes, but you won't find it here.
if you don't open up to somebody, nothing will change.
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>>37259442
>>I could deal with that, but there's also some sexual abuse going on which I don't want to get into.
please do, op. we can't help you without having all the information.
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>>37259526
Like who? I've got no friends and my family prefer her. And she said if I told anyone, she'll deny it.

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I've got an hour to kill.

Let out your deepest feels.
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>meet a wonderful fembot
>talk for hours at a time over a few weeks
>can relate to this girl more than my own family members, feels completely natural to talk to her
>complete silence from her this whole week

I'm okay if she wants to stop talking and I feel like she'd tell me if that were the case.
I'm really worried about her because being left in the dark for a week really lets your mind wander and I just wanna know if she is okay.
Either way, I've gained a lot of insight from our interactions and I'm a better person for it.
I guess I just want closure, not knowing is awful.
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i always feel hollow and alone
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>>37259423
If this is who I think it is, I'm fine.

Vaginas are disgusting looking
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Look at this. How can it not make you want to barf? Looks like something out of Aliens.
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gib redhead gf pls
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>>37259327
Can you stop using that fucking v word. Call it a twat or a cunt or something.

Anyways, they're great in almost every way except aesthetics

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>tfw no qt redpilled German gf

Is there any pic of this chick's ass? I seriously need to jack off to her. Any sexy pics/videos of this semen demon are welcome in this thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMf4WQximtA
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>redpilled girl
>ass pics

I honestly find the sudden rise of "right wing" girl annoying. They don't have anything original to say and being a left wing attention whore is far more natutal tyan right wing.
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It's fucking hilarious to see thirstay /pol/ virgins venerate even Laci Green for "getting redpilled".
kek you faggots
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>not keeping this garbage on /pol/
Ishy

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>see picrelated
>absolutelydisgusting.jpg
>look at dick
>what a beautiful nice dick
Am I gay brobots?
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>>37259136
I dunno, pics like that gross me out too. Soaking wet vaginas are disgusting
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Yes. 100% yes. oregano
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That looks pretty good to me anon. You might just be low test.

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my voice is identical to elliot rodger's. give me things to say.
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>>37259014
say:

"all women are roasty whores. They need to be conquered and beaten down like dogs."
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>>37259014
Say the whole AVGN theme song in his voice.

http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/k/kyle_justin/angry_video_game_nerd_theme.html
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"I'm a gigantic cuck who needs to be filled with nigger penis"

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Who else here fell for the trump meme?
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>>37258879
Me.
I regret voting for him every single day.
His impeachment is imminent.
He will be remembered as the worst president in US history.
I wish I could turn back time and vote for Madam President.
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>>37258879
He isn't going to get impeached, they have absolutely 0 evidence against him. Even if they had a shred, people vastly underestimate how hard it is to impeach a president.
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>>37258879
Trump can't do what he promised because Congress (where the Democrats and RINOs form the ruling majority) doesn't support his agenda you idiots.

You also have judges legislating from the bench.

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>What do you call a robot that lets you borrow some of his food?
A tendie lendee
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>>37258666
that was nice, and the best part is you probably came up with it yourself. god one
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>>37258666
Where can I reddit gold this post? Is there 4chan gold?
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>>37258666
what do you call a robot that does the robot dance?
a dancing robot

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