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Which girl in this picture is the cutest?
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Fluffy hair on the left.
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Your picture doesn't include the cutest.
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>>37268210
redpill me about that girl on the far right.

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>tfw my summer vacation just started
>tfw ramadan is only 2 days away

whos here /muslimbuthatesramadan/ ?
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>>37268032
Same, and the Manchester attack is going to have some thugs riled up so I have to be a bit careful
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Maybe if you we'rent such a retarded sandnigger you would realize that you can actually eat during ramadan without getting smited by a made up god.

But most likely you will just blow yourself up in the name of allah
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aren't cartoons haram if you're a sunni?

why do you go to a website where porn is posted 24/7?

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Who here has brain damage?

Also have any of you managed to live a successful life afterwards?

I got a tbi around age four I think, golf ball right to the back of the head (fucking lame I know, but my grandparents lived on a golf course and my cousins chased me out onto it). The doctors told my parents if it has been a couple inches lower (or higher I dont remember) that it would have killed me.

Lost around 20 percent of my memory at the time, couldn't remember my last name til like the first grade. My fine motor function is still fucked. Im lucky that I was a super smart kid, i still had an iq of around 130 afterwards at 12
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>>37267965
The only okay song on that album is biebs in the trap... And yes I vape/smoke teh OG Hindu Kush regularly. Goes away after two days of abstinence, so not quite as tragic. Just remember God loves you that's why you got hit in the head with a fucking golf ball.
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I had a similar story to yours, only instead of a golf ball I slipped and hit the back of my head. Had trouble following social situations and fucked my short term memory up. I still have trouble 8 years later, hopefully I'm making some improvement.
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>>37268037
My life might be considered proof of a cruel God

Shit does seen to work out for me though kinda in the end

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today we use phrases that have never been used on /r9k/ before
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>>37267740
i am happy with my life, things are looking good, i love my girlfriend, i love my friends
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>>37267740
i hope you have a wonderful today---know that you are loved !!
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4chan is a nice place

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>talking with friend at end of class

>accidently stab Chad in the chest with point end of compass

>drop compass immediately

>he stands there, puts his hand on his chest and quietly goes, "ow"

>entire class goes silent

>start uncontrollably laughing out of nervousness

>teacher asks "Are you laughing or crying?" and "Apologize to Chad, anon!"

>fall on ground, still laughing, and feel around for compass

>some normie goes "I don't see how that's funny" other normie goes "I know, like "I just stabbed someone *retard laugh*"

>basically calling me a psychopath

>still laughing

>now my friend starts jokingly calling me a murderer

>Chads already back at his desk forgetting this ever happened

>still laughing on ground for next two minutes looking for my compass and hating myself for something that I know was a total accident but can't forgive myself for for some unknown reason


Two days later


>Apologize three times

>He forgives me and is overall very polite about it

>at friends locker

>his is right next to it

>he's getting his shit out of it

>she says something like "Okay, murderer!"

>start going on and on about how I didn't mean to and it was a total accident and I never meant for him to get hurt

>he looks up at me, smiles, and goes "Seriously, anon, it's okay. I know you didn't mean to. It's really not a big deal"


What the fuck is going on and why is Chad being so nice?
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>>37267704
He wants to fuck your boipussy
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Chads are nice, they always have been. It's failed normies, desperate to impress Stacy, that are mean.
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Since columbine and virgina tech (and others)

normies have come to look for the next school shooter in anyone who seems weird or like they could hurt someone out of revenge for their autism

you are now the school shooter guy in your school

enjoy

oh and chad is being nice to you because he does not want to make the list when you shoot the place up

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did you get bingo?
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That's a very odd free space
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>>37267671
No, No, Yes, Yes, No
No, No, Yes, No, Yes
No, No, No, No, No
No, Yes, Yes, Yes, No
No, No, Yes, No, No.

Hey, look at that, I got not a loser bingo!
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Almost

does this mean i can get out of here now

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> Be me
> Grow up with a sociopathic father and mother with adhd & other mental problems (divorced)
> Be depressed and mad most my life
> Have a sister who got sick in the hospital for 3 years with deadly condition who hears things and hallucinates
> No religion, no god
> Suicide seems like an option
Any tips to survive this hell?
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>>37267625
>Buddhism
>Stoicism
Or just leave and become a crab fisher in alaska
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>>37267625
Are you sure your father was sociopathic? Instead of a narcissist, for example?
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>>37267702
diagnosed with it

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Question for fembots:

Can you post a picture of yourself without a shirt on
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I am not a female but I'd like some pictures
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>>37267507
Sure
I'm 6 months into a testosterone treating btw
I was doomed to grow up to 6'5'' in size and i started to identifiy myself as male (female)
I'm happy i made that choice
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>>37267986
fembots not fagbots

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Why am i like a human thread closer?
I allways post and than the thread dies with my post being the last, every fucking time
Anyone else experiencing this phenomen?.
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>>37267282

Not sure but can you post more unique pics of cats in snow I love you anon I know 4chan culture means we have to be mean to each other but you are so amazing you are probably a great guy this is great
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>>37267362
calm down a lil
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>>37267388

I know you're not OP because it shows 3 unique posters right now I just think OP is an amazing guy and so are you this is great we're all great,,,, give me more cat pics and memes, I love you all you are so amazing /r9k/ is full of truly great people I feel your energy, you are so underrated but you have that unique spark in you I love you all so much im going to have some coffee now

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Honest question for fembots. What if you met a guy who was cute, funny, attentive without being clingy, independent without being distant, hygienic, had similar interests to you, well adjusted without being a boring normie, was employed, had a car, a great head of hair, and was all around decent. However, he has a micropenis, incurable premature ejaculation, looses all sexual interest and falls asleep after cumming once, and absolutely sucks at giving head/cannot find the clit. Weighing the pros and cons what would you do? Is it a deal breaker? Does it matter?
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>>37267207
It's 100% a dealbreaker
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>>37267232
Okay, one modifier. He could get better at eating pussy, but it'd require actual training, like you'd have to teach him or some shit. But he would get better at that at least, is it still a dealbraker? Nothing else changes of course.
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It's a dealbreaker for sure, sex is a huge part of a relantonship

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At what age did you realize that you had this fetish?

What experience started or made you have this fetish?

How did you feel when you learned you had this fetish, did you feel disgusted with yourself?

How does having a foot fetish interact with your day to day life? Do you have any stories or experiences?
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since i was born. doesn't affect me, as i'm a robot.
i leave you with two foot vids :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMIB-vP8EVM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJoaY8h3fXw
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>>37267176
>At what age did you realize that you had this fetish?
7ish
>What experience started or made you have this fetish?
Some girl took off her boots and wiggled her feet in the air
>How did you feel when you learned you had this fetish, did you feel disgusted with yourself?
Never really though of it until puberty, at the time I thought "feet aren't that gross" but when I discovered porn I jumped between one fetish to another, feet just stuck
>How does having a foot fetish interact with your day to day life? Do you have any stories or experiences?
I jack off to foot fetish porn... thats it really, I also got a few foot jobs from my gf when I eventually got more comfortable around her
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>>37267204
how is this allowed on youtube?

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Why do people make fun of guys who can't get a girlfriend?
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because they have been cucked,
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>>37267036
Because it's sad. It's really easy to get a girlfriend. You're just going after people way way way out of your league. Like if you have to ask this then you should start hitting up obese chicks. They'll be into it.
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>>37267077
kys
saasdd

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Would it be weird to go to prom with my sister?
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YES

You'll be forever that kid, like the one who went to prom with his mom.

Pretty much social suicide.
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>>37267108
My sister wanted that I go to prom with her. Does that mean my sister is an outcast now?
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>>37267007
Yes, going alone sounds better than that.

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How do you stop feeling like shit?
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Where can I get 90's Doritos?
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>>37266859
healthy diet, light excercise at least, regular sleeping hours, sunlight, hydration.
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I stop feeling like shit through alcohol, it helps sometimes

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How did your oneitis hurt you today robots?
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>>37266832
>European teeth
Disgusting.
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>>37266832
by ignoring me, same as most days
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>>37266976
Post pics robot let us see her apocalyptic beauty.

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