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flapper

>>37269940
Women are proud to be called sluts anon. What do you think the slut walk is about.

>>37269940
why not just call them sluts if you don't like the ones already in play? personally i really like roasty

nothing like Neapolitan ice cream

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Race mix goyim

>>37269804
pastebin.com/t5U5x9He if anyone wants more of this girl

>>37269526
it's another babby's existential crisis thread XD

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>>37269526
>it's another "anon stumbled upon something obvious but is too stupid stop to move further" episode

>>37269546
>>37269576
I actually think you're stupid if you can easily get over it

>>37269352
>"I'm usually not racist but I'm racist"

Ok, guy

>im not racist! :p
>n word
>reddit spacing

Theres more niggers than that

>moot
>my own name
>then sob while whispering to myself: "soon my love, soon"

>>37269324
Every single politician in the world.

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>>37269324
If I destroyed it, would I die?

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Supermarket then vs now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJCj87WxIec

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School lunches then vs now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WH19SplNR6c

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School then vs now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aeH4vB37l0

>>37268995
It's all genetics my man

>>37268995
7 fucks to become a roastie

>>37268995
It just takes one time.

I get it. Fuck those assholes.

>>37268990
I love all pharmacists and wish they would live. There, cancelled out your wish you dirty pharmacist hater you

>>37268990
They're not all bad.
I remember I had a gross as heck eye infection and a pharmacist gave me some chloramphenicol drops.

Sorry you couldn't meet a nice pharmacist.

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>>37268982
this is bait origman

>>37268982
Do you atleast make up for it by being insanely clingy and loving towards your bf?

>>37268982
Naw if you're chubby and not landwhale then most guys will still think you're attractive. I love slightly chubby girls with a cute face/personality

EC stack, vyvanse or adderall XR.

>>37268578
Simply don't buy calorie dense or fat dense foods. No chips, soda, cookies, etc. Start cooking instead of getting frozen premade meals as they can be high in salt and saturated fats. Get lean meats like chicken and turkey and fruits and vegetables. Only drink water.

Pro tip: stop eating foods high in saturated fat and cholesterol. You can pig out on starchy carbohydrates and veggies all you want. It's the fatty and cholesterol-dense food's that will keep you fat and sick

>>37268477
And yet here you are. Even if you leave you'll be back. Don't you worry.

heh, just wait until you realize that getting some random girlfriend won't change the fact that you'll die alone

>>37268477
You probably even understand right now that we're the only ones you can actually speak your mind too. Imagine how long this girl would stick around if you had no filter.

here's my original comment to go along with my desktop

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>>37268871
oops I forgot my desktop

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Rate

original tnemmoc

go to the nojumper store

maybe try to use girls to your advantage if you can get girls

>>37268309
Rough, man. Where do you sleep every other night? Ever been to those homeless villages under the bridges?

>>37268309
You are doing good, i couldnt maintain a job when i was homeless, stuff gets better anon, work as hard as you can and you will have a happy life

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I exclusively only have an anal fetish, and I refuse to eat ass unless she guarantees me anal.

>>37268229
I had an ex with an amazing ass, she was 5'1 with such a perfect butt. Of course I ate it. I don't think she liked it but how could I not? I would eat her girl cum that would run down into her asshole after fucking her, was so amazing

>>37268229
I've eaten ass plenty of times before

It's fucking amazing.

The thing is that people who have never eaten ass before assume its the same thing as eating shit, the two don't correlate at all.

When you eat ass the ass is perfectly squeaky clean, it's like saying if a girl sucks your dick shes actually sucking your piss, as long as your dick is squeaky clean and her ass is squeaky clean, very fun times ahead

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This thing is truly ebin

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Abstract Composition- Day Old Suicide

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originally tried my best