Women constantly talk about how average penises feel better during sex but why do women get more turned on looking at huge cocks over smaller ones?
>>37272725
Because they're lying. Most women love being dominate.
>>37272725
They're lying, they all prefer large dicks.
>>37272757
*dominated.
>At a festival
>See this
Wat do?
WATCH OUT!!!!!!'
*jump tackle the terrorist in white*
is that Obama's long lost brother?
>ugh, my eyes are up here.
What ethnicity do you think this guy is?
>>37272356
Sub-human, needs to be eradicated.
>>37272356
mexican
I am too, but I look like a girl
I'm going with Persian
Who is your alt-rightfu?
I'm partial to this piece of tanned leather with silicone lips.
>>37272247
>implying they're actually alt right
>implying they know anything about politics besides conservative chad cock
>>37272247
They all look like 0.5/10
ITT: times you've revealed your power level/ robot level/ whatever you fuckin wanna call it
>at work
>roastie coworker is bitching at me about something
>mutter fucking roastie under my breath
>she fuckin heard me
>yells "WHATS A ROASTIE ANON"
>other coworkers looking at this point
>leave work
>quit job
And that was almost a year ago. Lets hear em robots
>>37271766
How oldr you?
Why lie?
>>37271766
hahahaha should have told her to google it
>>37271766
Ahhahahahaha
Oragu postal
>ywn have a qt blind gf
why even live?
>ywn experience teenage love
why even live
>>37271715
It would be a difficult relationship, i dont think you want that
>>37271715
Because i've had a qt3.14 blind gf before.
They're too used to shit being just them to function and when you include yourself in their life and living space or they enter yours its several accidents waiting to happen and you can't always sleep in the same room with them as their hypersensitive to noises and movement so take that with their sleeping issues already they just can't sleep because you exist.
Its just a hassle for both parties and requires meticulous and rigorous upkeep of everything in whatever area you're in so neither of you get hurt.
Its just problem after problem and you get tired of constantly having to watch what they're doing all the time and they take an emotional hit to their self-esteem because they KNOW you're being burden and its there fault and literally can't hide it they can fucking feel what your emotional state is like a fucking telepath so any interaction eventually just grinds you down.
Where the fuck has this thread been for so long?
Who else /drugs/ here? Share stories and your preferred substance.
>>37270993
Alcohol btw
Orgy
>>37270993
>stories
None you'd care hearing.
>preferred substance
LSD
Right now I'm preparing my first batch of San Pedro. BTW for more experienced cactus eaters, I don't have a blender so I just chopped up the cactus and now I'm boiling it. I'm hoping that it will soften up then I can use a mixer as if I were making mashed potatoes. Anyone know if this would work? I've read that heat doesn't destroy mescaline but idk if that's true.
>>37271436
>None you'd care hearing.
I literally asked for it nigger. Tell me of the first time you dropped acid.
Should all beta males be feminized in your opinion?
Only the cute ones with feminine penises. Ugly ones must be purged.
I've posted this before but i became a mtf because I had a small penis and feminine mannerism.
>>37270036
I'm cute, but feel bad for the ugly ones, you still can feminize them, maybe someone will have pity and fuck them
>>37270091
Good for you anon. Please many chad dicks lately?
>sister is sunbathing in the nude again
I think she's fallen asleep too
I have to wake her up before parents get back
this has got to stop, and the shower thing
>>37269418
>"this has got to stop"
You mean all your faggoty role-playing?
>>37269418
Pics pics pics
Plz
>>37269418
Pic or your sister doesn't exist
Looks like your day of slavery is finally over, wagecuck. Be sure not honk your horn too much on the commute home. Honking your horn is not going to make the traffic move any faster.
>>37268926
Oh, and just one thing before you respond wagie. I'm currently having my first afternoon cup, so please keep the talkie until I'm done.
*taps mug*
>>37268926
How can a wagie read this thread whilst driving OP?
s-shut up Pepe! at least I'm a contributing member of society while you do nothing but laze around and sleep all day!
and Mr. Shekelberg promised me that promotion this year!
Anyone else has this ?
>>37267361
I tried to post about this yesterday and got no hits
yeah I'm dissociated and I don't know what I should be doing to fix it
I wish. I hate my identity so God damn much. The first time I recorded some footage from an action cam something inside has broken.
I was watching more or less what I have seen with my own eyes, but I was focused on the video, and not thinking stupid thoughts. I long for living life this way, as a meaty camera recorder. Fuck self awareness.
Anxiety would trigger it for me. Doctor put me on antipsychotic meds and they helped
>interview for 5 different entry level telephone survey jobs
>too spergy to get any of them
What the fuck do I do now, boys? NEETbux isn't an option where I live, and mummy's kicking me out of the house soon!
>>37266195
Well that's your own fault, isn't it? Just stop being a sperg, thanks.
be mommy's little helper.
offer to work for $2/hour + free rent. good resume builder.
>>37266195
>be 21
>go into entry level jobs
>they really try to dig into why I have no work experience and seem appalled at the whole idea
M8s I was a super anxious, lazy sack of shit who mummy provided for but now she's kicking me out of the house. Don't let my lack of experience make you think I'm not dedicated to this, it's a matter of survival for me, unlike those pampered Stacies who are just doing this to earn money for a car. And my lack of education and natural intelligence means I'll be working here for years to come!
>>37266216
>just bee urself anon!
Comfy General.
>/Won't you Take me to/
>X COMFY X TOWN X
>ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzTzGWWKevA [Embed]
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFt4mTm9k1k&t=1051s [Embed]
Post Comfy Media/Pictures/Links
Tell me what you're doing/drinking/eating/reading
Try and keep things non-political and non-shitpost. Be kind to eachother. We try to encourage everybody to have good feels even if they're feeling bad.
Get settled get cozy and /COMFY/
comfy is a good feeling of wanting to exist in the moments of absolute bliss you find from experiences or in pictures you like. comfy is subjective but there's a few trends you can whittle it down to.
>nature images
>skylines
>urban aesthetics
>warm colors
>rural houses/landscapes
>the aesthetic of rain or other weather
>VHS filters, 90's aesthetic images, or cyberpunk
>interior design
composition is very important when it comes to creating an aesthetic picture (obviously)
I'll post a bit but sadly I dont expect much, comfy threads these days are DOA
Pretty comfy where I'm at though. Foggy, cloudy day with intermittend light rain
>>37266181
what's DOA? Sorry, not a native speaker.
>>37266535
Dead on arrival
Oregano
>A fucking leaf
Any fellow Canadians here? How are you holding up? Do you like Justin Trudeau?
>Do you like Justin Trudeau?
I hate JT, and all the political parties/representatives.
>How are you holding up?
Not well.
i don't love liberal politics but damn if they con't keep my union construction job cushy and secure
JT is a massive retard and I feel embarrassed to think that he represents me internationally.
>Tfw every foreigner I talk to is like "I thought Canadians all loved Justin!"
I'm currently away in Belgium on vacation though. Eating waffles and drinking beer all day, and then staying over with a French qt in the evenings and fucking all night. Living the dream.
Let's have one of these threads, shall we?
Here's a template that I found.
>>37263665
Posting the same shit I posted on /fa/
>>37263727
Are you portugese by any chance