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>I'm not gay I just want to fuck a cute boy in the ass

>>37280639
IRL traps or just Internet traps?
There's a huge difference my fellow anon
Trust me

>>37280639
Has she actually resorted to sleeping in someone's bathtub? Times have certainly been tough all around.

Probably but it's likely a fetish / meme

Only when they are being raped i would imagine

define small and large

If you're that great, why don't you get an ordinary gf, instead of a fembot with mental issues?

I don't believe you, you'll drop your fembot gf the second you get more confident.

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>>37280540
>instead of a fembot with mental issues?
because i also have issues and i dont think i could be with someone not like me
>>37280559
the only way that could happen is if my dead gf from 2 years ago comes back somehow

Let's be real that guy is an absolutely rare and beautiful human male specimen. Average men may as well have vegetables for faces they are so plain in comparison.

>>37280342

Dont h8 m8 just masturb8 and give it an 8/8 while I cruise in my v8 to w8 for me m8 who is about to gradu8 while I open the g8 to leave cuz i dun wan 2 b l8 for my d8

>>37280367
He looks like he has false teeth.

>>37280331
can't you just hang out with woment from outside of your 'artsy circle' then?

>be an "artsy" faggot
>Like "philosophy"
>Write "music"
Kys

>>37280331
typical egotist artcuck

I know how you feel skin. You can talk to me if you like

What happened to eyebrows

Reee roastie get out of my virgins club

>>37279956

Get back in your room, you harlot

As your father i'm only going to tell you once. Go upstairs and put my dress back in the shoebox under the floor panel.

>>37279956
not before giving me my succ job whore.

>>37279954
It's true. But they won't listen.

>10 years old

nice try you fucking jew.

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Tfw almost exclusively attracted to women over 25, preferably 30+

Because they too know being a slut is disgusting. Because women are children, they would rather have us modify what is seen as disgusting rather than modifying their own behaviour

Because you are not supposed to bother yourself with women's behaviours. It's take it or leave it.

Also the fact that whining is one of the most unattractive things a man can do.

>>37280132
roast or betacuck detectedlol

The scat fermentation discord gained a new user
T9Dd9

>Mommy absorbed into the jizz wardrobe.

it was probably a cum chimera

better run OP

>>37279616
I don't think I can enjoy this, anon.

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>>37279616
>Pretend to have Autism for Neet bux

you sure you're just pretending Anon?

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This is rape by definition dude holy shit!

>>37279555
Damn, I guess she's going to die a heart attack when she sees my two inch pincher.

To be fair, 4.7 inches IS really tiny

>>37279611
She says white dicks in general are too small

hey bitch I'm 6'4" whats up?

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>tfw you're 6'2

Ay lil' mama, want a 6'2" man to take care of you? I'm right here for ya

I personally wouldn't mind a virgin boy. I think it would be a good thing to make sure that we actually love eachother first.

Because if he's touched another woman he won't like me.

>>37279218
Fact: Getting fucked as a chick is the easiest thing to accomplish, provided you aren't a mcWhale

>>37279091
Ur asking the wrong board friendo

>>37279091
>tfw youre a virgin but youre sure i'd take you
atleast 2 hours to even get close to cumming

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physically satisfactory, but oddly underwhelming after routinely having sex..