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>go for a stroll in the park
>see this
what do
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>try to walk past them without looking at them
>start crying when I hear one of them say "skeleton" and everyone starts laughing
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>>37282103
>*stares at the ground, stammering incessantly*
>Uh-ah! I'm n-not interrupting anything, am I?
>Slowly walks back with heavy blush in hands.
>Find somewhere to rest hidden whilst I weep after my anxiety is triggered.
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>>37282103
Throw up. Tell them to put their shirts back on.
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whats your hidden ability robots?
>NEET: immune to terror attacks
>ninja: can eat at night without waking up mom
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>>37281985
Virgin : can cause vaginal dehumidification
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>Overt power: can play drums, play piano
>Hidden power: ability to drive off potential friends before they get themselves in too deep
>Ultra secret power: my pee pee is slightly above average length
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Chronic masturbator: can cum 7-8 times a day
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Every function of your mind is like a muscle. Work on it, you build it up, gain momentum, and then you will have to maintain it. Let it go, and it begins to atrophy, or worse gets fat. Maintaining certain levels can be challenging and reaching high levels is even harder. You also risk burning out if you rise too quickly.
This applies to socializing, relationships, goals, business, education, health, knowledge, and many more areas of life. So think about the results you wish to achieve and what it will take to get there. Stop being a bitch, stop LARPing, stop fantasizing, stop dreaming, stop thinking too much. Start from the smallest step in the right direction, a step that gets you closer to your desired result. Do not ignore your desires, let them manifest. Action is key. Focus your energy on building one desire at a time and don't let yourself get overwhelmed. Cut out your distractions. Like the great Snoop Dogg once said "If it don't make dollars, it don't make sense".
Avoid anticipating instant results or getting paralysis by analysis at all costs. Remove your emotion and simply do what has to be done.
BLUE PILL YOURSELF with your own blue pill. Be a slave to yourself. Stop abusing yourself already you masochistic pervert! Wake up.
You know what, I should't cast pearls to swine... This is the key to success and most of you will just carry on, not doing shit.
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>implying my desires aren't already fulfilled
I have no true ambition besides sporadic fapping, playing vydia and spoiling my cat.
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>>37282049
t. reddit
t. NEET
t. moms basement
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>>37281905
Nigger if I had the energy to do the right thing I wouldn't need coffee to empty the dishwasher. Appreciate the effort, tho
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Robots, what do you think of pic related? I thought ALL women had life on easy mode?
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>>37281806
>fatphobia
I laughed beyond degree, good one OP.
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Everyone hates fatties 2bh
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>>37281821
then why do people on here say that fat girls are wanted?
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Do I look like a /normie/ yet, r9k?
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>>37281686
are ya winning son?redditspacing
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>tattoo
Why did you do this
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>>37281769
family tradition
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Are there any great men in history raised by single mothers?
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Yeah, me. I'm the victor of the people.
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President Obama.
(waiting for /pol/ butthurt)
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>>37281654
Feel better anon :^)
http://www.withoutafather.com/celebrities.php
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I want to get cancer and waste away in front of everyone who loves me and make them feel like shit.
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I want to refuse treatment and act absolutely vicious towards my family and friends during my final days, making them feel as though it's their fault etc.
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The entire concept of family and friends disgusts me, I hold nothing but contempt for the people who feel that way towards me. I want them to suffer for their foolishness. I want my mother and father to feel that their efforts raising a child were wasted. I want my "friends" to constantly carry guilt knowing that they failed to help me. I hope at least some of them follow suit and kill themselves too.
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I hate every last one of you, and most of all I hate the ones who want to help. I hope you have children and they die before you do. I hope you meet a cute innocent girl and she gets raped before you can take her virginity. I hope all of you are miserable forever. I hope the suicide rate here goes up.
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>/r9k/ blown the fuck up
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not even mad. niggers deserve to be beaten desu
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>>37281448
only a fag gets taken down by that weak off a single leg attempt.
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>>37281448
>average black bot fights a stacey
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>bullied a kid in last year junior year
>he transferred to another school
>he columbine'd it
This happened three years ago. I have grown up and i feel bit guilty.
Is it my fault?
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>>37281435
You should be proud of yourself for sending that shit to another school. You saved yourself and your classmates, anon.
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Possibly, but you can always blame the Cosmos for manipulating your environment and thus manipulating you
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>>37281435
Partially, yeah. You were part of the problem. If I were you I'd be thinking long and hard about why I did what I did.
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Why arent you setting your tinder to Damascus 150km and flirting with arabs? 2017-05-26 10:44:15 Post No.37281333
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Why arent you setting your tinder to Damascus 150km and flirting with arabs?
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Its the best hobby of 2017
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>>37281333
they all think im a tourist jej
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>>37281368
Looks like a tranny alien. I think I'll pass
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>>37281957
how about a scribble name jew
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I'm really really really obsessed with death. all of these little social games that society forces us to play to our detriement, it's just a farce in the ETERNAL scheme of things ya know? I just like to talk about death. I bet women hate death. right? l
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>>37281214
lol that dudes bitch hands are too small for a little glock.
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>>37281214
fuckin hell, that would've been disturbing as shit if it wasn't a nigger being shot
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LOL NO ONE WANTS TO TALK ABOUT DEATH I MEAN WE'RE ALL SUICIDAL VIRGINS RIGHT?! L
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>tfw lesbian
>tfw never going to meet a feminine qt that's not an sjw or abusive
This community sucks so much. I wish I was able to find men attractive.
>inb4 you need a good dicking
I actually took that advice once. Had sex with a well known manslut who was apparently 'mindblowing in bed' (or so the rumour goes). I hated every second.
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>>37281209
still fucked a dude, get out of here normie whore.
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>>37281209
sounds like you should transition FtM
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>TFW you use other people's threads to get free bumps for your discord
[T9Dd9]
Wincest / Eliza themed chill out spot
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Well well well, if it isn't the pathetic wagecuck waking up for his last day this week. Tsk, tsk, what at a SAD way to live! Only enjoying yourselves for 48 hours a week.
Meanwhile I, an astonishing NEET, have an infinite amount of time to expand my knowledge in a variety of fields, engage in a variety of hobbies, and fuck as many tight young college qts as much as I please.
*chuckles* Too bad you don't have enough time for that, wagie! Sad!
Well, enough about me. Up up up wagie! Wouldn't wanna be late again, now would you? Another day, another dollar!
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>>37281158
>Bank Holiday Monday
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I would talk to you, but you obviously haven't finished your coffee yet, so I won't.
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>>37281158
>Meanwhile I, an astonishing NEET, have an infinite amount of time to expand my knowledge in a variety of fields, engage in a variety of hobbies, and fuck as many tight young college qts as much as I please.
Too bad you spend all your days inside your room posting frog images on a Turkish calligraphy image board
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You have $50 and have 3 hours to kill yourself as painlessly as possible or you will be tortured to death. How do you go about it?
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buy $50 of vodka and jump off a bridge
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Fifty dollars of melatonin
Fifty dollars of honey and jump off a bridge
Fifty one dollars kisses and jump off a bridge
Possibilities are endless. Might as well just spend the fifty bucks on fifty one dollar hookers.
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>buy $50 vodka
>Go on a shoplifting spree
>Get arrested
>Slap a cop for extended sentence
>Work in jail, leave jail a few years later with a few thousand dollars
>Get a plane ticket to a far away land
>Situation completely bipassed
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how do i stay in thailand 2017-05-26 10:01:29 Post No.37280979
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how do i stay in thailand
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i have a qt waiting for me there but idk how to go about staying there long-term.
how about english teaching?
i may be autistic but i think i can point to pictures on a blackboard and then vocalize them to a class of gooklets.
how helpful would getting a relevant degree be?
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You need a 4 year degree for most schools to consider hiring you, what kind of degree does not matter.
Getting a TESL certification will definitely help you both actually teach, and getting more jobs.
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>>37280979
Face the truth: nobody's waiting for you. Especially a Thailand hooker.
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>>37280979
>he thinks he has a qt waiting for him
Have you even met her IRL. Hookers love to hide their past and snag a beta. Enjoy kissing those lips that have sucked off countless middle-aged sex tourists.
thailandlets when will they learn?
t.farang who's been hear for a year.