>2017
>Still haven't become a girl (male)
What's your excuse?
>>37285236
I'm too masculine to ever have a chance at passing
>>37285508
Same, I could be in good masculine shape if I had the desire to put the effort into it. I might have a pretty good shot at getting laid if I dropped 30 lbs..
But I'd always unironically look like a dude in a dress if I tried to become a trap.
BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING GAY MAYBE?
I HOPE EVERYONE WHO AGREES WITH THIS "TRAP" SHIT DIES RAN OVER BY A TRAIN ON THEIR MOM'S BIRTHDAY
There are two kinds of women: Those who are in a relationship, and those who don't want one.
Prove me wrong.
That -might- be true for older women, disregard them and go for young ones (preferably legal tho)
>>37284987
Wut? It's even more true for young ones.
>>37284967
and the award for most confused erection of the week goes to...
This guy I really like keeps ignoring me. It's a weird pattering and it's making me depressed. One second he's all loving, talks to me every second of the day and plays videogames with me. Dude invites me to hang with him, introduces me to his best friends/roommates and then ignores me after we hang in person. He keeps asking me to play games with him and then ignores my text and doesn't get online. It's making me hate him. He makes me feel so ignored and I'm so confused. I haven't liked a guy in 7 years. He always calls me the perfect girl and hints that he wants to date me but then does this shit.
Why do guys do this?? I see a lot of girls complain about it.
I thought he is focusing on other girls because of this but one of my friends who is super close to him confirmed he just stays at home all day and plays videogames. I DONT UNDERSTAND MALE BEHAVIOR
It's eating away at me. I hate this feeling
Go to /adv/ you worthless roast beef vaginaed piece of shit
>>37284918
kek
But in all seriousness OP make a move.
>>37284918
>you worthless roast beef vaginaed piece of shit
This desu
Anyone else enjoying themselves this friday?
>>37284830
I most certainly am, what about you?
>>37284841
Oh absolutely. And why are you enjoying yourself today anon?
Damn I'm toast
WHYISITSOHOTLADS
dude, can relate. its just so sticky.
Let me guess, Brit, it's 20C?
>>37284734
just had an interview and looked like a idiot wearing a jumper.
>So why don't you have a girlfriend anon?
Girlfriend? I cant even get a normal friend!
>>37284626
Because, grandma, my sweet, wrinkled rose...
You won't reciprocate my undying affections.
>>37284641
lol iktf fellow anonymous internet friend! >>>/adv/
Why are most women so fucking bad at giving blowjobs?
You just haven't met some sluts who have mastered the cock.
>>37284612
I always wondered if you swallowed tbhonest.
>>37284612
They don't need to be good at them. A guy will be happy just to have here there, and she knows that. Hence, she doesn't actually have to put any effort in at all. Not even a simple google search on technique.
makes sense if you think about it.
>>37284364
>tumblr
mexico
>>37284364
He is a faggot but so are you.
It makes sense but I don't like it.
I have 700 dollars. What should I do with it lads?
>>37283929
Invest in crypto. What are you, dumb?
>>37283965
lol its not 2014 anymore
Open your own crypto and website and tell everyone to buy your bullshyt
Then claim you got hacked and lost all their money.
who is he
why is he such a narcissist
>>37283860
What an ugly motherfucker. At least he isn't fat.
>inb4 you're only jealous of me :D
because it's hilarious to watch people sperg out
because hes an edgy wannabe internet "star" who puts pins thru his eyeballs lol
whens his album and clothing line coming out?
>Walk into your son's room
>See all this
Wat do?
no more water from plastic bottle for him
>>37283777
Why do sissies and trannies wear these over feminized clothes that not even girls wear? It's absolutely revolting
>>37283839
To overcompensate for being mentally ill men
Which fucking game should I play I don't know which one to play
>Titanfall 2
>on PS4
Kys
>>37283747
Metro desu
Game of life
fuck me it's boiling edition
>people out in their gardens blaring music at a million decibels
>"NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA FUCKING BITCHES GETTING MONEY FUCK THE POLICE NIGGA"
how do they like this shit, and why are they playing it around their kids
>>37283653
OP here: should we create another image for hot days like pic related from last year?
>>37283683
My Dad is doing it right now. Pissing me the fuck off
>sitting at computer
>look down
>see shirt outlining the contours of my gut
>adjust shirt to try and hide this even though no one else is around
Am I the only one who does this?
>see shirt outlining the contours of my gut
>pat it
Post pics of tum. Preferably without a shirt, but I'll take whatever.
>>37283542
>see shirt outlining the contours of my gut
Damn I do that all the time in public
Who /notskellyorfat/ here?
>tfw 5'6
>can actually feel people not talking you seriously everywhere and looking down on you
You must be not very smart or friendly.
You have no fucking idea
>5'4
>people always call me bud
>always use a condescending tone when talking to me
>no one takes me fucking seriously
>Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not.