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Sorry thong it's just that Chad is what I really need
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>>37287793
That guy is an obvious homosexual
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>>37287838
How can you tell originally....oenrnrnnr
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Dude he's too good for her. LOL
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What would you do with your girlfriend if you had one? Other than sex of course.
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Fuck first, then we can discuss that after
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Stick drawings of faces on her face
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>fight
>scream
>call her a bitch
>manipulate her
>plan moves I'm going to make months in advance like a chess game
>psychoanalyze her and use it to control her
I'm a toxic person and deliberately don't start relationships because of it.
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brother just asked me if I wanna move to Murica with him and start working
>I've lived with my brother previously and he's an absolute unbearable flatmate
>have to learn the imperial system
>can't live of disabilitybux anymore even though I'm autistic
>I don't even have education
>have to pay for healthcare
>have to pay for education
>The only real reason I want to go is because I wanna shoot guns, drive pickup trucks and experience the Murican freedom.
Anyone who have migrated to Murica know if it's worth it?
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>>37287712
what are you working as and where in America these two things matter ding dong
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>>37287712
If you don't have a job lined up it seems like a really fucking stupid move if you are going to lose your income
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>>37287764
I don't work
>>37287844
ye I know, he is working in the aquaculture business and I started my education there aswell but never finished it
If any of you have an actual social life IRL, you'd realize that virgins practically don't exist. This includes MALE virgins.
I have never met a virgin IRL, even the ugly fat guys with no job and missing teeth STILL lost their virginity.
Even the guys who don't shower, talk really close to people and have clear mental issues. STILL got laid.
Even literal autistic losers still got laid.
You guys keep saying that you can't get laid because of your looks or because you're autistic.
Have you ever thought for a moment the REAL problem you can't get laid?
Even homeless people aren't virgins.
How the hell can an autist/homeless/fat hairy ugly guy get laid but not YOU?
You guys are in so much denial about your life.
You think you would've got laid if you made a little more money or if you were more attractive.
The truth is if you are a virgin past the age of 23, you will never get laid without a prostitute.
Quit making excuses, there is something innately bad about you that nothing you do will ever be able to fix.
Even the rock bottom men find a way to fuck a woman, and you can't?
You either never left your house, or you're the biggest piece of shit on the planet if you can't get laid.
There are ugly unhygienic men who beat women that still find a way to get laid.
There are dicklet manlets who don't wipe their ass that still find a woman will fuck them.
100% of the men you see outside are not virgins. You are less than 1% of the population. If you are even remotely human you can get laid.
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Your fucking retarded. Nobody in their right mind is going to openly admitted their a virgin except on the internet. Fuck off faggot.
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It doesn't matter. You won't listen and you'll probably end up alone living with cats.
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>>37287694
More like I never met anyone who was too scared to talk about their sex life.
I have an autist co-worker who has fucked over 10 women.
It's called having a social life anon, I seen every type of male get laid.
You are worse than an autist, you should probably kill yourself if you can't do one of the easiest things in life.
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I want to add that Tinder and the way dating is working right now is going to lead to some serious backlash from men. I get women that would be great matches sending me unsolicited likes on, say, OkCupid, then I message them and theres no response. I used to think it was that my messages were garbage, and I don't take rejection personally (it's part of the game), but I don't think it's me. It's that a woman might see a guy she likes, but 5 minutes later, an even better guy messages her.
In person, women have gotten much more closed minded about meeting new people than in the recent past (I'm talking even 2 years ago). People are starting to really isolate themselves in their social circles, and if a woman isn't absolutely blown away by your looks and first 2 minutes of conversation, you get next'd because men are interchangeable and disposable to modern "independent" millennial women. I'm guessing smartphones and social media are destroying women's attention spans as well.
I'm noticing young men (18-35) are becoming increasingly angry about women, including weak liberal type of men in response.
They're all getting burned out by the unusually bad period we're in right now, and it's getting worse every year, maybe even every month. I'm better looking and more confident than I was 5 years ago yet am having much more trouble meeting and picking up women right now. I notice women are getting less attractive while men are getting more competitive in the process.
Eventually the inflated market is going to blow up, just like the stock market right before the crash in 1929. I'm predicting a massive shift that will shock society once more men start rebelling against the status quo.
Here's to hoping. Something drastic needs to change and soon, this is just getting way too ridiculous. I know datings not easy, but there isn't even a field to compete on at this point.
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Hey man sex robots are coming soon. Just hang in there
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>Eventually the inflated market is going to blow up
you wish, just soak it up dude, man like sex about 5000x times more than woman, they always will have the upper hand
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It's going to blow up, Japan is showing us the way. The Futurist wrote a long essay about this years ago, "The misandry bubble", it goes into detail about every issue.
In Japan, something like half of 30-year olds are virgins, more and more men are dropping out of the shitty game and becoming herbivores, and the women who aren't worked to death and still want men have had to become more active.
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gf giving her friend a birthday blowjob
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>gf has a chad best friend that is "bisexual"
>always hangs out with her, I don't like him very much
>his birthday is coming up
>she tells me she's going to give him a "birthday blowjob" and because she told me it's not cheating
>tell her i'm not ok with it
>she tells me it's 2017 and it's not a big deal
what do, robots? i feel like i should be counting this as cheating and she's making it out to be less of a big deal than it should be
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Lawl, hypothetical or no, just lawl.
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You dump her you retarded normalslime
It's the current year so I'm not surprised that things like this actually happen in the real world...
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its not a big deal anon be glad you have a gf
Why do women bitch about how a notoriously misogynist board is mean to them?
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Women are just typically very shallow and get to act like children their whole lives.
They find out about this place through twitter or normiebook screenshots that give them a distorted view of what the board is actually like, and when they get here, instead of accepting that some guys are really struggling with the urge to give up on life and just want to rot in each others company, they see it as
>hey, I have as much of a right to be here as anyone because I have the ability to post here
so even though they find themselves in a place that they largely disagree with and that largely disagrees with them, they get indignant over the idea that not every single place on the internet is 100% inclusive and here the fuck they are.
Like have you seen some of the fucking threads they make?
Its not in the least hard to be a stealth fem and I'm glad that some do but there are so many that are incapable of doing it, just like they're incapable of entertaining any notion of exclusion just out of pure cunt-brained stubbornness.
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It's really not that misogynistic. When I came here in 2014, it was absolutely flooded with redditors. Say anything remotely original to what you think and you would get spammed with fedora memes and teamed up on by redditors calling you a sperg, a neckbeard virgin edgy guy, etc. Those insults were very popular in 2014. But experiencing that and seeing how this board was an autistic turbo-flood of redditors shitting on robots made me realize that "/r9k/ hates women" is a myth. What's really going on is that a few independent poster guys are angry at women, then redditors take that and apply it to the entire board since women always have to be victims in western society. /r9k/ is not a safe space, if it ever so happens to be truly "misogynistic" again that would be because robots retook their board through force.
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>>37287350
Right. And when you point all this out, they'll say
>oh I'm sorry little boy, did I upset your safe space?
Yeah, you did. This isn't /pol/, I don't think most of us had a problem with safe spaces. You stay in yours (which is much bigger than ours), we'll stay in ours, and everything should be good.
>haha stay mad virgin
Yeah I'm a virgin. Where do you think you are, exactly, that that would function as a put-down?
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>told my psychologist i have no friends and have never had any
>told my psychologist i am a handhold hug-less kiss-less virgin
>still to embarrassed to tell my psychologist i play video games
This is what growing up in the 90s did to me, I'm literally more embarrassed about playing video games than I am about being a virgin.
It's amazing to me how you younger guys are so open about playing video games, aren't you embarrassed? Gaming is so fucking cringey/gay/autistic, and yet all you kids talk about it out loud in public like it's perfectly normal and okay.
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>>37287215
I'd say I realized this fact around the age of 16, 17 maybe.
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>>37287215
>get steam code back from my friend who I gave it to so I wouldn't waste my time on vidje
>was 8 days ago
>93.3 hours since then
what the fuck is wrong with me?
and yes it is very shameful. it amazes me that normies openly talk about how they play vidje.
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How is gaming cringe worthy? Literally everyone does it if you include mobile games.
It's a cheap form of entertainment, god forbid you want to be entertained sometimes.
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Welcome to Subway! What can i get you?
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this place is utter soul cancer.
my life is fucking gay
fuck you
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>>37287210
This doesnt look like subway bitch
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>>37287210
Thats not subway
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How old are you anons?
61 year old schizo reporting in
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>>37287074
Get out grandpa
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golf club is not here old man
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>>37287074
Please stay grandpa.
How did you get here?
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Is it ok to tell random girls they're beautiful?
example:
>walking around store buying groceries
>walk in same aisle as girl
>look at her and say "you look beautiful"
>keep walking
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>>37286950
try it and post results anon
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>>37286950
yes and wear a fedora
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>>37286973
like this?
>unwrap brand new midnight black fedora that just arrived
>walking around store buying groceries
>walk in same aisle as girl
>look at her and say "you look very beautiful m'lady"
>*tips fedora and bow*
>wink and keep walking
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if two robots like Sheldon and Amy could make it, we can make it right guys? right?
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Its a show
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>implying anyone here is as smart or as funny as sheldon
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Sheldon Is good looking though.
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>2017
>Doesn't smoke cigarettes
Are you bullied, mentally handicapped or both?
>b-but it kills you
And? Was life a contest about who lives the longest?
>it's addicting!!!
It's not, as long as you're not under-aged and you can smoke in moderation
>it's....IT'S EXPENSIVE!!!
Who forces you to buy a pack every day?
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i vape. its cheaper and healthier
VN :^)
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what do you get from smoking cigarettes besides health problems? is there any good to them?
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British American Tobacco pls go
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Who /dicklet/ here?
>penis unerect is 3/4s of an inch
>3 inches erect on a good day
>literally have to use 3 fingers to jerk off
>can't cum buckets
>whenever I use the restroom people always laugh
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>>37286731
>people look at your junk in the bathroom
What type of bathrooms do you go to? Is it in a gay bar?
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My penis sometimes goes inside me when it's not erect.
Like a turtle hiding its head.
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>>37286745
I live in rural Kentucky so most of the urinals don't have walls separating them
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Is a Finance degree worth getting? I wanna work as a finance analyst
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Yeah. Get it and go into investing and work for a finance company.
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>>37286733
>finance company.
you mean a bank
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>>37286755
Bank or those investment companies. Bank isn't the only option.
And you can start your own company and buy stocks for it.