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>>37296588
Last Goodbye.

>>37296588
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mujsPpzx2Sc
;) bend over

>>37296588
Alabama Nigger Johnny Cash

>>37296534
I want to fuck curvy girls so bad, Its the most primal urge I've ever felt

Washboard genetics and not working out in any way, I would say.

I'm kind of curvy for a tranny

We all do anon, we all do...

>tfw latina girls don't give me a chance because I'm white
>tfw white girls don't give me a chance because I'm latino
>tfw mixed race

>>37296411
You don't deserve any pussy you creepy autist

>>37296411
You can have my latino boipucci if you want ;)

>>37295977
I would rather get spam than have to do these fucking retarded captchas

lmao you posted this in my thread

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>>37296105
I told you to ignore it.

>>37295941
everyone in this picture is male

>black

Kek why should I care

>>37295941
Not true, you can still get a job. There is no height requirement, you just have to be weak, servile, spineless, and submissive.

>>37295865
I think you're very attractive. I'd date you

I'm a guy though

>>37295865
the problem with guys in general (not just r9k) its that regardless of how you look , you just don't try

put yourself out there

getting a girlfriend isn't just 'hey i'm going to walk outside, wait wheres all the bitches flocking to me?'

you have to actively put effort into meeting girls and chatting them up and getting to know them

even if its just approacdhing a girl at starbucks and talking about your day thats how it goes senpai

OP you're attractive, you should find a girl, just actually try

>>37295865
I can be ur gf(boy) op

>>37295825

Is that real? Elliot looks like a fucking trap.

>>37295825
He would have been twink teir desu

>>37295825
those lips don't look like they belong there

>Nominee
Hahaha

It's not just liberals that hate him

a major fallout of support is happening in his own party right now

Can't wait for him to get impeached.

Why are you mad at her? You should be mad at the beta males that put pussy on a pedastol.

>>37294108
This.
Gonna sound ridiculously SJW-y but men are the problem. A woman can do whatever the fuck she wants because she knows at the end of the day some retarded faggot is going to pay for everything she needs in life.
If there was only 2 women and 1 man on the planet, i assure you that every single woman that says "Yeah we have power over men ... etc" will bend over backwards to suit what that man wants.

>>37294108
>>37294109
Men will always rule.

Women now have 'power' because they have legions of manginas to do everything they say.

They do it to get laid.

>>37293220
Why the fuck is her mouth the size of texas??

>>37293237
I like the big smile. A matter of opinion, I guess.

Bump for sad anon

As a mentally ill man I never had these feelings. I wish you best of luck with these feels

>that kid that was close to the edge and almost went on a killing spree.

I'm glad I took a week off.

There was a girl in my 12-grade Communications class who refused to do anything except draw dogs with human hair. She left her Deviantart open one time, and she had over 500 drawings of colorful dogs.

>>37292992
>that kid who stole a box cutter from the auto shop and pulled it on another kid for talking shit about his fidget spinner

>>37291844
Interracial black on white. I hate niggers but it gets me off to see white girls defiled by the disgusting subhuman beast race.

haven't fapped today yet but i did just barely put my face in some girl's ass while walking behind her onto the bus

every other month or so I fap to girls giving a bj or hj to a horse

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>>37291737
Bump for healthy boys.

>>1. Are you fat?
No
>>2. How often do you eat fast food?
Once a week
>>3. Do you smoke cigarettes?
No
>>4. Alcoholic?
I do not drink
>>5. Do you drink soda or eat candy?
I have a tube of jellybeans from Christmas and I'll eat a couple when I feel like it. No soda.
>>6. Physical disability (spine, joints, heart) or chronic conditions (lungs, bowels, nerves, muscles)?
No
>>7. Diabetes?
No
>>8. High blood pressure, bad cholesterol, heart palpitations/arrhythmia, ect. ?
No. BP pressure was pre-hypertension when I went to get my eyes lasered but I figure that's normal.
>>9. Do you get diarrhea, constipation, or blood/hemorrhoids?
No
>>10. Do you keep yourself clean (shower, shave, floss, trim fingernails)?
Yes
>>11. Diet poor in vitamins/minerals?
No

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>1. Are you fat?
No

>2. How often do you eat fast food?
Not often, perhaps once or twice a month

>3. Do you smoke cigarettes?
Quit about 2 months ago

>4. Alcoholic?
No

>5. Do you drink soda or eat candy?
Yes and no

>6. Physical disability (spine, joints, heart) or chronic conditions (lungs, bowels, nerves, muscles)?
Not that I know of

>7. Diabetes?
No

>8. High blood pressure, bad cholesterol, heart palpitations/arrhythmia, ect. ?
High blood pressure

>9. Do you get diarrhea, constipation, or blood/hemorrhoids?
No

>10. Do you keep yourself clean (shower, shave, floss, trim fingernails)?
Yes
>11. Diet poor in vitamins/minerals?
Yes

>>37291737
>>1. Are you fat?
No.
>>2. How often do you eat fast food?
Almost never except at parties.
>>3. Do you smoke cigarettes?
No.
>>4. Alcoholic?
No.
>>5. Do you drink soda or eat candy?
I don't drink soda but I eat a fuckton of Candy.
>>6. Physical disability (spine, joints, heart) or chronic conditions (lungs, bowels, nerves, muscles)?
No.
>>7. Diabetes?
No.
>>8. High blood pressure, bad cholesterol, heart palpitations/arrhythmia, ect. ?
No.
>>9. Do you get diarrhea, constipation, or blood/hemorrhoids?
Sometimes.
>>10. Do you keep yourself clean (shower, shave, floss, trim fingernails)?
Yes.
>>11. Diet poor in vitamins/minerals?
Yes.

>>37291557

What song are you playing?

Dumb, smelly frogposter. Looks like Daddy's going to be home for three days, getting drunk.

>>37291557
thanks
what are you up to over the next 3 days? let's compare itineraries

>>37291371
Nah , I love cheese too much

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>>37291371
>Anyone else /vegan/ here?
Yeah me
What's up

just tried vegan pizza with daiya cheese yesterday, it was pretty good

>>37291371
That better be vegenaise, anon-kun