>He imagines blasting his favorite song in front of group of girls while driving his dream car.
>>39407175
Lol I already do this, minus the dream car. If I'm pulling into a place I know will have women, I crack my windows and blast whatever dark classical music I'm listening to. Or brutal death metal
>>39407175
Already do this. Unironically it works enough for people to divert their attention to you but then they see the guy behind the wheel.
>>39407196
>dark classical music
>brutal death metal
blast something good once in a while, faggot
this for example https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwePUfvymFQ
>one chance at life
>wasn't born as an asian girl
thanks for the reminder faggot
i want to fucking die now
>>39407173
i wish i was a femboy who was born in USA
>>39407173
>trash everywhere
this is why i'm never visiting asia, these savages don't know how to take care of their fucking shit
>want to kill myself and see what everyone's reaction is like
>know it's impossible because I'd be dead
>>39406989
you can fake a suicide attempt
>>39406989
Pull a Tom Sawyer, fake your death and show up at the funeral
>>39406989
>"Stacey did you hear about anons death?"
>"yeah, he was such a nice guy in school and we always spoke"
>"lets tag ourselves in old school photos so we can reap some of the limelight"
Hey there city slicker
>>39406886
hey there clitty licker
Hello Sneed
>>39407023
That's actually Chuck
Why don't you just pull yourselves together?
man up.
not everything is someone elses' fault.
this thread is your fault and the dick you sucked is also at least 30% your fault
>>39406916
I'm trying to help you fsggots.
why won't you accept anyone's help?
How very reddit of you.
Also, fuck off.
>ywn experience teenage love
>ywn be her first
>ywn fumble around in the dark
>ywn drive around her in your first car
>ywn fuck like rabbits
>ywn go swimming together
>ywn be her everything
I first game to this board at the age of 15 when the girl you just described broke my heart, it's never as good as it seems
>>39406903
you are probably right, but i think it is better to have known than to have not know
then again i'm curious about a lot of things
>>39406863
Adult love is a lot better when you get it right desu
Daily reminder that this is what young white women in america really believe.
>>39406729
They literally all dream about black cock.
>>39406729
A small, undesirable minority of them.
Well, if you're so tired of them, I invite you to comve over to Galicia, in the area where I live (which is more rural than anything you'd hope to find in America) and befriend the almost technologically illiterate older people who live here.
I guarantee you, you'd be asking for the US in less than three months.
How many times have you jerked off in a single day? Personally I'm sitting on a cool 11 times so far
>>39406700
1/4th, fapping every day is draining my already low energy.
Also, don't your dick and prostate hurt after fapping so much?
Most orgasms I've managed in 24 hours were probably around 18. Kinda lost count along the way.
33 times. 12 times a day average
Now jerked off once past 3 days and my penis is in burning severe pain.
>tfw handcuffed myself to the bed so I wouldn't be able to eat
No more games.
>>39406683
How you gonna shit, fat boy?
>>39406683
+1 for the dedication fatty mcfatson
>>39407315
Using a bucket and a hose
>tfw 80s music is objectively the best
Hearing a white guy sing without autotune, so good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3QHpUVjuK4
>not 80s j-pop
gay
>>39406579
should check out new retro wave on youtube
>>39406579
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oGDlAd89KE
How do I know if this girl from an another town on tinder is actually interested in meeting me? Not the whole convo, but basically
>usual conversation starter-tier crap
>girl asks me about something I mentioned in my profile
>reply with "How about I come over there and show you? (suggestive emoji that I can't post here)"
>she replies with "We'll see. I'm actually coming to (my town) next week"
>just reply "I don't think I have any plans next week. Atleast it would give me a reason to clean my place good"
Would she even have mentioned going to my town if she was interested? How should I continue? Wait a day or two and ask her about on which day(s) she's gonna be in my town? The last message was around 24 hours ago, if that matters.Yes, I consider /r9k/ my personal online dating coach/ghostwriter
Picture unrelated, I prefer to use ebay for my online shopping needs
also general tinder thread
>>39406572
Normie here. Sounds fine. Did she reply to you after your last message? How long ago did you send it?
>>39406604
She didn't reply to my last message. All the replies she sent (except for the last one she sent about her coming to my town) were sent almost immediately. How should I proceed?
>>39407093
How long ago did you send that message? It's pretty important.
Hi robots
I work in a bar almost all day everyday and I hear and see lots of stupid shit and I want to share some of this pieces of gold with you guys.
One of my favorites first:
>Two guys talking about God
>One of them gets mad because the other one talked about science
>Suddenly his mind reaches illumination and says: SCIENCE CANT EXPLAIN BYCICLES.
I'll continue and if you want to share some stories you are welcome.
I want to know more because i was offered a job as a waiter and i need something that motivates me to take it.
>>39406547
Science can't actually explain for sure why bikes stay up right.
>>39406547
Continue?
Oreganigger
Just relaxing and having a cuppa coffee.
*sips*
You do know the rules, don't you?
*sllluuuuuurrrrrp*
>>39406442
no talking until you've had your coffee or something?
>>39406442
*ssssrrrrrrrrrrrp*
Ahh.~ Nothing like a cuppa Joe, huh anon?
>>39406468
That's right, boi.
>>39406474
*sips*
Hell yeah.
"Wow, Anon. You're such a clever, funny, and interesting individual. If your co-workers and classmates took the time to get to know you and like I do they wouldn't hate you and constantly say things to you that make you want to off yourself."
I want to matter. I want to no longer be ashamed of myself.
Nah, I'm pretty average and boring.
Unless people are into specific things I also like we'd not get along well.
>>39406328
99.9% of robots are not clever, funny or interesting though. There is a reason no one likes being around them.
>be me
>8th grade
>kid's been picking on me all year
>in drum class
>kid hits me with a stick
>wait till his back is turned and fucking huck my stick as hard as i can
>smacks him in the back of the head
>he turns around and runs at me
>literally scream "COME AT ME BITCH!!"
>he gets to me
>I grab him and put him in a headlock
>school police break it up
A few weeks later
>in locker room after P.E.
>he kicks me in the balls
>get him in a headlock again
>throw him into the gym lockers and start mercilessly punching him
>done after about 15 seconds
>he's all bloody and unconscious
>walk out of the locker room casually after washing his blood off of my fists
>never got in trouble
mfw
>Be 10ish at the time
>Was outside friends house
>Live in potato land so had a Hurley with me
>Some girls were outside at the time, weren't with us
>They all hated me, thought I was annoying
>They wanted to set up a lemonade stand in their estate
>Know they hate me so try to piss them off saying it was a shit idea
>Some girl comes up behind me and hits me on the back of the head with a hurley, pretty hard
>Turn around and slam my hurley into her side as hard as I could
>She ran into her house crying
>Next day her dad see's me his daughter had to go to hospital
>Demands I tell him where I live so he can call the police on me
>Tell him fuck off and run away
>Nothing ever happened
>mfw
>be me
>13yo/7th grade
>am in a crowd of friends from class
>couple of girls I used to regulary jack off to are there too
>6th grade kid comes from behind and rolls my tracksuit down
>starts running away
>always had bigger proportions since a kid
>at the time i was 5'9" and 180lbs
>kid was mere 125lbs
>start chasing him with my friend, i corner him
>biggestpunchever.jpg
he cries
>>39406312
>6th grade
>outside part of lunch time
>hanging out with a couple of my friends
>some faggot throws an apple at one of them
>calls me fat
>he runs off
>I chase after him and kick the living shit out of him.
felt breddy gud