Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 5215. page

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>>37306169
Graduating valedictorian after being previously kicked out of various highschools

>tfw it didn't mean anything because of shitty past messing up college applications

>>37306169
Not being depressed when I damn well should be.

>>37306597
This and having sex

>>37306114
>giantess kink


ewwww

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>>37306114
oregano pepperoni whatever

>>37306159
No fat? No want.

>>37305948
No. But hanging and drowning come close.

For the love of God, though, don't try anything involving pills.

>>37306800
why not? i thought it's the easiest way to get out
>take pills
>go to sleep
>never wake up
>profit

>>37308163
you wish
your body will resist poisoning, and that's not a pleasant thing to experience

I don't do discord but Connecticuck reporting in

>>37299773
Maryland reporting in, was planning on putting my vege garden in this weekend but these fucking thunderstorms are cucking me

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>>37299796
Forgot pixxxxcx

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Bring me the infographics

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>>37298810
>>37298905
*sighs*
Whartever freeloarding farggot

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>>37299674
I'll just say random stuff to please the Robot.

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>>37310305
This post will be read by no one.

>>37310305
Name one right that isn't actually a privilege.

> he thinks mommy will shelter him forever

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>tfw you pooed in the mug

I can't believe some wagies have the gall to make eye contact with me, I always quickly remind them of their subhuman status of course.

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So they do exist

15 bucks on amazon

all women piss, even the armless ones

find a girl you like, whip out your dick and start pissing. make sure she sees you.

if she reacts favorably, you're on your way to getting a piss gf

>>37309395

how do they wipe?

>>37309275
i shampoo every day because i have the conditioner that can keep up and i sweat a lot do you use conditioner?

Wait, what? What are you talking about?
original

>>37309275
How do you clean your hair? Don't you use citric acid or something on days you don't shampoo?

Being tall doesn't matter when you're ugly and have a small penis.

>>37309012
>being tall doesnt matter

found the tallfag

fuck off, bud

>>37308976
I'm only 6'4, can I stay?

>>37308589
>in Africa

So?

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>/r9k/ gets a town named after them

>>37308589

kek

>>37308663

Two keks

>less gfs than me- not a normie
>more gfs than me- FUCK OFF NORMIE REEEEE

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>>37308524
this is what you need my friend aha

>>37308524
No. There is no such thing as a normie. Just a fiction created to give some arbitrary point of reference to an ingroup created by socially incompetent people.

>>37308264
>underage
The thread
Lmaolol

>>37308299
Well, depends on the state you're in, doesn't it.

>18, almost 19
>already in debt to college because I was retarded and wanted to "pay out of pocket" while broke and jobless
>am currently wagecucking with goals of promotion because I need money desperately
>have 0 irl friends and limited contact with family

>>37308036
I just push my penis inside my pelvic cavity. push button.... Can't inspect if you don't have a penis. Problem solved.

>>37308036
do am*ricans really do this?

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bosting relevant spurdo :DD

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>>37308004
so you mean to tell me it's canon that pepe is both a fag and BLACKED?

>>37308004

it's honestly really pathetic to see matt furie doing stuff like this. the Internet took his creation and now he's chasing after it yelling "B-BUT GUYS HE'S MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!! STOOOOOOOOOOPUH!!!"

just let it go dude. it's not your character anymore.

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>>37308004
>according to Matt Furie

Like i give a fuck