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What kind of kid were you in high school?
>took a shit in the sink
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>talk to no one
>always alone in breaks
Guess I was the quiet one
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>>37308907
>loud, didn't take social ques
>small friends group
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Freshman year: quiet
Sophomore year: very self conscious but had a few friends I could talk to. Most of my cringy memories come from this year
Junior year: Was briefly a cyborg. Best year of my life tbqh.
Senior: regressed to quiet, but was even touchier and more cynical than ever before.
None of these changes were triggered by any particular events, they just sort of happened.
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>fapped to that again
What was it? Why did you do it?
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asians puking into eachother's mouths
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>Spent all day creating waifus and watching them get fucked soulless in honey select
I cant believe I've been doing it for that amount of time, jesus christ.
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>>37309380
that isnt that bad anon
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The last bastion of robotkind is still resisting the normie hordes, come join robots
Rules
No women
No homos or traps
No non virgins
https://discord[dot goes here]gg/NZgmVhM
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Normies will be pruned with impunity. Our sentries are vigilant.
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What is the final solution for normies?
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Bump
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What exactly has made cuckholdry so mainstream?
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Soros' shills.
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>>37308722
Everyone wins in the fetish, I actually have a meet and greet with a potential client tomorrow to cuck the husband and fuck and cuddle with the wife after we play some DND
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>>37308722
Nobody knows it seems
Anonymous
''money can't buy happiness'' 2017-05-27 06:56:20 Post No.37308699
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''money can't buy happiness''
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This is true right? Right?
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not really
money allows you to do a lot of stuff
how are you going to fail to do the things you want to do to make yourself happy when you have a billion dollars in your bank account?
just go out and do it
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>that roll back
/o/ is cringing.
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You can buy happiness to a certain extent.
Money only buys you happiness up to the point where you can pay your bills. After that it has diminishing returns.
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Haha hey guys!
Just got back from the gym with the bros
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hey anon wanna go to a party at chads house
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>>37308816
Hell yeah bro, I'll bring the beer!
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Yeah bro, so im talking to this girl
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>birthday is today
>realize I'm a 42 year old virgin
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is it that hard to get laid?
I thought with all the hedonism abundant people would be having more sex.
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bait? why didnt you hired a whore?
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>>37308209
I have experienced 3 of my fetishes and gotten a rim job twice by 2 different girls while they were giving me a bj
done bareback and anal
you can't even put your dick in a vagina
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day 4 of nofap. This time im not gonna relapse. havent entered the flatline yet, theres no way im gonna PMO ever again
any other robots doing nofap?
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>>37308203
I am not sure did I masturbate last night while falling asleep or it was just a dream.
Does that count as a fap? I didn't ejaculate.
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>>37308203
>try nofap
>make it to day 21
>so fucking horny I start running towards a hot girl to rape her before biting myself to stop myself
This is a fucking meme. I'm going to stick with porn over going to prison.
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>>37308444
Wet dreams and nightly cum sessions don't count. If it's unconscious you can't control it. I bet monks have them too.
Recluse
Psychological Issues #????? 2017-05-27 06:22:31 Post No.37308096
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Psychological Issues #?????
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I don't see a thread up, so I'll start one.
How are you feeling, what have you accomplished today and what is your goal?
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Has the world gone mad, where all and sundry are starting threads willy nilly?
Anyway, I'm decent. Finished with the longest week in recent memory, thank God. Was feeling a bit off by the end of it. Glad I could leave it at that. Unusual sensations such as feeling as though I was at work just before I fell asleep, feeling as though I was asleep when I got to work. Still not sure I'm awake now desu. Time is a slippery wicket.
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>>37308096
Hey thanks for starting. What's going on with you?
>>37308235
I knew you'd make it Facet. enjoy your well-earned break.
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>>37308235
The world was always mad, cruel and tragic, Facet. All we can do is adapt.
We haven't spoken before, one-to-one. What drives you here?
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ITT: what a gender-reversed /r9k/ would look like.
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Who /chestlet/ here?
>ftw she'll never ride you with her girlbenis
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>>37307510
All the girl girl homoeroticism would be hot as heck desu senpai.
I bet that's what brings all the roastie lurkers here.
Guys posting how they want to put their hands down eachothers boyshorts and massage their glutes.
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When is the comfy lightning coming edition
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THEY DO IT FOR FREE
oriro
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>>37307315
Let's not throw accusations around yet, the mods have been our friends for a long time
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Retarded janitor doesn't know the other thread was auto-saging sub-edition.
Anonymous
Express your thoughts on the state of /r9k/ 2017-05-27 05:35:44 Post No.37307102
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Express your thoughts on the state of /r9k/
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>tfw your board's user base has devolved into a bunch of roastie worshiping cucks that erp on a Manchurian Duck Fishing Chatroom
>tfw fembot threads and /soc/ tier posting is at an all time high
>more normies, roasties, cucks than ever
>tfw /soc/ and other board's garbage people manage to spill into here because it's as free as /b/, but not as shitty
>I've witnessed this place slowly transforming from a hugbox for autists and outcasts into /b/+/soc/ electric boogallo over the past five or six years
>all of these cringe posts in fembot threads of people saying "le fembot here, I'm a girl and I'm not like the other grills xD"
>fucking fembot threads and other garbage threads everyday
You're board has turned into a semi-shitty hang-out for autists into a garbage heap of cucks and undesirables over the course of about five or six years. This board is literal garbage, nearly on par with /b/ save the occasional thread that is good.
The age of feels, autism magic, and self-pity are over. Our posting population is no longer a homogeneous one consisting solely of autists and outcasts. Shit cunts from other boards have spilled into here and we have more normies than ever. And every time "robot uprising" occurs it's active for two days and sputters out because robots are fucking retards that can't even commit to posting for two hours in a day.
On top of this 4chan has become more and more popular among normies/semi-normies due to it's media spotlight/infamy. We make money for some stupid gook that owns this imageboard now with his garbage Buzzfeed-tier clickbait ads.
How do you guys feel about the current state of /r9k/ and how it has changed over the years? How long have you been here?
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I'm quite a newfag here, and I agree with you, this board is actually shit. I can be considered a robot by "the standard" and it's too bad I didn't witness the golden age of /r9k/, all I hear is echoes of a lost board that is no more how it used to be.
What can we do to purge the normies away tho? Is there any effective way?
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I've been here ten years and am still gf-free.
I wish "fembots" would get their own containment board. Trap/sissy posters should be banned for not keeping their degeneracy in /lgbt/ or /hc/.
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true /r9k/ has been dead since "robot" culture took over. it honestly should have never been brought back after it was removed in 2010
An image board on 4chan that originated in 2008 after the slow demise of /b/. It stands for Robot 9000. /r9k/ posters are usually refered to as "gentlemen". Only original content is allowed to be posted on /r9k/.
/b/ is dead. Long live /r9k/!
by Lazarius March 28, 2008
if you werent here during the gentlemen era then you don't really know how it feels for /r9k/ to be truly dead
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picturez that make you go hmmm
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hmmmmmmm
origigigiiiiiinal
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I love these threads, post more please
Comrade Vlad (ID: !!0D1jY5xsEAH)
#OperationRoastieDeportation Day 2 2017-05-27 05:03:00 Post No.37306494
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#OperationRoastieDeportation Day 2
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Normies and Roasties.
Robots and Cyborgs.
This is a message to all.
Our beloved board, our only place of interest, is now being plagued with normie content.
Females pretending to be robots, considering not having 10 cocks a day to be """xd forever alone (*O.O*)""".
This is absolutely abhorrent.
Females cannot be robots.
They are born pampered and loved by this entire world, without a single care for those around them.
These whores have discovered an untapped source of attention from desperate and vulnerable robots, giving a reputation of presence on these pages.
This results in normies wishing to ""join le fun"". They post their shit-tier threads, damaging the integrity of the entire board.
We will not stand for this.
Normies and Roasties beware.
You shall not fool us, you will not destroy us.
You will not have /r9k/ either way.
The excuse of "but i like it here", is a fallacy. By ruining and shitposting this board into oblivion, you are ruining the exact atmosphere you wanted.
Change is coming.
>Shitpost femwhore posts.
>Derail femwhore threads.
>Defend /r9k/.
We will not stand for this.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Support pro-robot threads, brothers.
Derail femwhore threads with endless shitposting.
IT IS POSSIBLE.
We still have enough robot-tier posters to overcome the roast threat.
We will not allow the Arby's 5$ specials to take over the community we spent years building.
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O Comrade Vlad !
I do not want to destroy your hopes
But how will you convince lazy robot asses on this wasted board ?
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Females cannot be robots.
They are mindless and useless whores.
They do not know what neither pain, nor suffering are.
Normies have access to 95% of the internet, and they have every means of accessing these areas.
Instead, they choose to come here, the last safe haven that robots have.
This is absolutely unacceptable and abhorrent.
We will not stand for it.
Daily roast hate thread.
Women are all disgusting, selfish, sociopathic whores.
>inb4 whiteknight cuck " THEY'RE NOT ALL BAD TEEHEE"
or
>roastie " UR JUST BITTER BECUZ U CAN'T GET ANY XDD"
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>>37306317
>inb4 they call us all angry virgins
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Average modern female in their free time.
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Average modern male in their free time.