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>be 25
>nearly finished useless degree(1 year left)
>parents start to flip out and tell me I should be able to support myself
>mfw Im not even american but in central europe and there is no support or way (most people living to their 30-40with parents)
>mfw they said they dont care if I die or not
>mfw they are going to kick me out even before I finish this useless degree
>mfw this was theirs idea, they never taught me anything and now they are pissy that I am a (somehow) failure even though I help, dont do drugs, drink or spend money

Well, life was fun guys but this week is probably my last week I am alive so why not to post on my favourite chinese forums.
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>>39408198
See you on the flipside, anon.
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>>39408198
So you're just going to give up?
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>>39408432
more like get out desu

Fembots, be straight up with me.

Are asian men (east asian) bf material?

I try to say to myself im a decent looking chink and being 6'0 makes me a fucking miracle as an asian. But after 21 years of being khv and having literally 0 friends made me resort to drugs so i can prevent suicide.
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Asian robot here, why are we all drug addicts?
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>>39408196
What are you taking buddy?

Im a heroin at day, benzos at night kind of guy
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>>39408220
Stimulants during the day, benzos at night. Opiates are amazing but I've mostly stuck to pills.

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i've had anger issues as long as i can remember..how do you hold yourself from murdering everyone and cursing everything?
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>>39408001
I never get angry, my dad was very angry and it showed me the pointlessness of the emotion.
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>>39408158
don't you feel frustrated ?
or heartbroken?
how do you express your negative emotions
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I also get angry very easily. I try my hardest to control it though. I think it comes from that I don't really relate to people so much and a lot of them are kind of stupid.

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>see different anons on here posting interesting replies or making interesting threads
>their posts make me think they seem pretty cool, interesting and that we'd be good friends
>actually end up talking in private to some of these anons
>turns out they're actually boring as hell, pretty autistic and annoying as well
>always repeating the same shit and turns out most of the posts they made about themselves were lies just to make them look cute or above others

Everything is deluded, fuck.
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add me anon. I'm like nothing you'll ever see. I'm one in a billion type of anon.

Discord: Shiftstrike#1210
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>Adding people seeking them to preform and be interesting

Worst reason
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I wish I could get people to be excited about me the way I get excited about other people
I feel stupid and sometimes like a bad person because of it, like I don't fit in with others

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What's the best way to find someone who went to my elementary school a long time ago?
hard mode: I dont remember their last name
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Contact the school and just ask them if they keep this kind of information. If you know a woman who could ask for you it'd probably look less "creepy".
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I wish I knew op, there was this dopey kid called Elliot who moved away and we used to talk about digimon all the time. I wonder what kind of weeb he turned out to be
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Go on normiebook.

Look for people you do know the last name who might have the person you are looking for as friend.

Look for the name of the person you are looking for amo g their friends

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>Around this vast timeframe, quantum tunnelling in any isolated patch of the vacuum could generate, via inflation, new Big Bangs giving birth to new universes.

I'm atheist but every day, I start to think more and more...
Something made this. It wasn't a "good" entity either. None of the human religious garbage sky gods. It's so much worse and probably something we cannot comprehend. This is a fucking creation. Something made this fucking shit.

Personally, I believe, whatever it is, it resides outside the multiverse. It resides in the void among an infinite chain of universes. Imagine putting ants in a small transparent sphere and observing it. This is what this is.

It created and now it observes. Whatever it is, it certainly doesn't care or directly interact.
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>>39407816
What do you mean by multiverse? Are you referring to the meme kind, or the bubble kind?
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>>39407816
What makes you think it doesn't "care"? It's all very relative, I don't think human virtues are universal.

Something is out there that's for sure. The purpose of all this I hope to one day find out.

>>39407850
Put water on a stove. When it starts to boil, hundreds of bubbles are created each second. You could be living in such an ephemeral bubble. Something like that.
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>>39407816
I believe that there is a infinite element behind all this but that there are also layers above it

For example there was an explosion expanding the universe, then a contraction. This was always happening infinitely.

Personally I believe humans became God like, creating their own universes where they never reveal themselves to us. The humans in those created universe also become God-like creating their own world within their created worlds. I guess this would have been infinitely happening.

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>highschool dropout since 3 years
>20

I want to get my life back on track before it's too late and I feel too bad for my parents but I dropped out because of my social anxiety and laziness. I don't want to be with teens, is it possible to study by myself if I put efforts into it?

Any former dropouts who were able to get their diploma and go to college after?
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>>39407686

Just get your GED or state equivalent. Apply for FAFSA if you attend community or state college. It's not that difficult anon, the laziness part will be your worst enemy if anything. Nothing else is that hard.
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do it before it's too late
do it anon !
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>>39407725


this pretty much OP,

get your GED, go to community college to see if you have any aptitude for school shit,

if yes, try and go to real college, but pick something that is a Real Degree that has Real Jobs waiting

if no, go to trades schools and get a trade as a plumber or some shit

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What is it like to have someone that loves you and how much effort did you have to put in for them to fall for you?
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>>39407652
ayo where's murakuma
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It's scary because you spend your whole life feeling like it's just you and you need to work for every little thing you get
So when somebody gives without taking it makes me paranoid, I guess
I like it but I need to be eased into it gently

Of course, I usually end up wasting my affection on selfish people because they are eager to receive it
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>>39407652
>What is it like to have someone that loves you

It doesn't miraculously fix everything in your life, but it makes everything in your life more tolerable. I can have a totally shit day, but just knowing that I get to hold her in a few more hours makes it a lot easier to get through it.


> how much effort did you have to put in for them to fall for you?

Almost none.

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Robots, don't you want to breed a cute pink hole? I sure do want to shoot my seed deep inside a cute femboy like this
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>>39407599
Have some more femboy showing his pink hole
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>>39407615
And a bit more of this femboy
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Disgusting. Get this off my board.

(If I say this will it look like I'm not gay I am really insecure of my sexuality)

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Is this the fate of all blackbots?
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>>39407576

Blackbot here, Best fate when you look at your wallet and can enjoy the peace and quiet.
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isn't this guy actually legit happy with his life, though? i'm jealous.
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>>39407576
damn she's a qt
preemptive oregano

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Today i
>smoked 3 black and milds
>ate mcdonalds
>fucked a prostitute, condom for vagina but bareback blowjob
>am about to order a pizza and wings from dominoes

I really do not give a fuck about my health kek
Here for a good time not a long time
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>>39407393
congratulations originally oregano organi
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You have COMPLETELY misunderstood Stirner you absolute moron.
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>>39407393
Living the hedonic dream. Although that's more Camus than Stirner.

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Would you date someone with seizures? They're on medicine, but at risk and can't drive or drink alcohol.
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Could be tough on the relationship, shaky in the long run.
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>>39407345
I could date a toaster at this point
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>>39407345
I have the same condition, and I'm dating someone who's cool with it so far.

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>it's another "want to go get food but you're too ugly and autistic to go out into public" episode
Guess I'm sleeping both of my off-days away again.
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just order the food
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Have a pizza delivered m8
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>>39407312
I want chinese, and they don't deliver.
>>39407355
There were two slices of pizza in my fridge so I ate those.

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I walk 5-10 miles daily, will I lose weight?
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>>39407274
Yes, but you also need to stop eating like a fucking pig. Just drop soda and replace it with water. Chew gum to get over the cravings
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>>39407274
how much do you weigh? also how much do you eat on average?
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>>39407274
yes, as long as you don't stuff your mouth with cake. keep it under 2000 cal a day, the lower the better. drink water, lots.

good luck, anon.

"Oh, Anon's here!"
"Why were you late to class, anon?"
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*turn around and go home*
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>>39407218
>awkwardly make my way to my seat and ignore everyone
>everyone stares at me and I start sweating profusely while wishing I was never born
>people then look away and start thinking I'm a weirdo
>start drawing fish and anime girls in my notebook and not pay attention in class
Ah, the good ol' days
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>one time in hs
>show up halfway through first class of the day
>teacher asks if I have a note from home, I don't
>teacher asks if I went to the attendance office to sign in
>I didn't, so she sends me to the attendance office to get an attendance slip
>attendance office fills out the slip and asks if I have a not from home, again no
>there are two boxes on the slip the lady at the office can check off, one for a legitimate excuse and on for illegitimate
>lady uses a black ballpoint pen to strike a line through the illegitimate box and sends me back to class
>in the hallway I take out my own black ballpoint pen and put another strike through the illegitimate box, making it into an 'X'
>then I circle the legitimate excuse box
>back at class teacher reads the slip, and falls for thinking the attendance lady marked my lateness as legitimate
>"ok anon it looks like you had a note from home"
too easy

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