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Atheist, Christian, Muslim, who cares. You're missing the point.
At least you're not Jewish.

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How'd you become an atheist, dear friend?

I became one after having a existential crisis and looking into all sorts of religious/afterlife shit and came out not giving a shit about any of it.

>>37319725
My father was a pedophile that lusted after my sister.

It's pretty easy to get red-pilled to the way the world really is when you see shit like that so early.

well well well

apparently you can post lewd shit on youtube if you call it "educational"

no penis, stop it

>>37319555
>3.1 million views
boy what a fucking rare find

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fatbot general?

>thought I was doing well
>weighed myself after a month
>gained 2kg

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>midnight
>hungry
>go down to the local 24 hour diner
>get their late night all you can eat pancakes
>eat them alone
>went home and cried

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>was doing well today
>ruined it all with 2nd dinner
Food is just so goddamn good and comfy. I don't want to be fat and I hate myself, but deep down I want to eat until I die

>>37319289
No. Nyet. Faggot

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Every single day of my life.

I wish to be the little girl.

Want to tell me where this is from??

>>37319201
That's ten years more of happiness than a guy usually gets before he realizes he's fucked.

>>37319201
Just a reminder that life is usually shit always

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Thanks to the internet, a lot more men today are waking up to the marriage scam. Women approaching the wall are going to have an increasingly harder time to snag beta providers in the coming years, expect this problem to explode within the decade. Cat ownership will go through the roof, invest accordingly

>>37319031
Why am I so fascinated by pictures like this
Can't stop staring

I'm on abboticin. It's a pill, erytromycin being the working ingredient. It works well as long as I remember to take it.

Just wash your face brah xD

I go out...at night

Elsa Jean has looks but that's it. She's a dead fish in bed and can't even moan or pretend to like it.

I'm covered in acne and make people uncomfortable.

>>37318870
>What should you expect
Depends on how social they are.
Mist likely just everyone hangs out in their own room 90% of the time.

>>37318870

Expect to be told you're so smart and 'I need help with this assignment cutie'. 'Do it for me.'

>>37319350
are you in middle school? how the fuck do you actually think this?

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and the plums still work well. after so many years of this kind of play im still fertile. there has been no long term damages to the boys

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surprisingly slow and quiet for a saturday night, peopl must be out really enjoying their long weekend

>>37320001
No. We just hate your shitty threads.

I've become comfortably numb

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>>37318309
Anything other than this response ends in suicide.
I've learned to dropped out the negative voices telling me I won't be happy, what do they know?
They've never gone this route.

>How do you deal with this fact?


I do not.

>>37318057
I think it's great and normies put too much emphasis on not having it.
Honestly there is something primal about it like two cave people fucking.

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>>37318057
Keep it neat and tidy. Uncontrolled bush is horrifying.

Don't trim it into stupid patterns like that retarded landing strip, though. That's just dumb.
Also, don't try to use it to conceal roast. Just give up and become a cat lady.

>>37318057
Preferable to stubble.

>>37317901
Get them drunk and they'll do anything.

finish your rice and do your homework and then you can have a white gf,

>>37317949
i just ate pho like 2 hours ago

i'm an adult, no homework

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Okay, sweetheart. Here's a picture of me from the time I went on a vacation to the UK that I like.

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Happy to oblige. Origano

>tfw you have massive tits but are too shy to post them

Massage parlors the way to go you get a nice massage out of it to so who cares if the sex sucks.

Nice almost trips bro

Well, if you can work with condoms, any girl from Backpage will do. Backpage is trash though. Lots of fake pics, pimps, and muggings.

Massage Parlors are even cheaper if you just want a HJ.

Personally I didn't consider my vcard lost until I got BBFS+CIP (bareback full service, cum in pussy). But it is taboo to talk about in the escort community, so you have to do your research and have enough game to bring it up without alienating the girls.

>>37317681
>Massage Parlors are even cheaper if you just want a HJ.

No, I want the whole experience. Is it still as good/better/worst than an escort/hooker

You are not your own master.

>>37317432
Don't be friends with you ex, especially since you lust after her, retard.

>>37317481
Who is my master.

>>37317491
Why does it matter. Why not accept that she is and never will be mine, or even ours (my wife and mine).