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OOOOH GODDDDDD I NEED BLACK COCK I NEED BBC I NEED IT NOWWWWWWWWW
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>>37326043
BBC are pedestrian.

Your will is weak.
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>>37326043
Kill yourself faggot jfjcuej
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>>37326043
If you want it
You can have it
If you want it
We can make it
Oooooooooooo

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Why don't women find premature ejaculation hot?
The implication is 'I find you so attractive I couldn't contain myself', surely this is complementary?
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because it also implies that youre a failure of a man
and woman want alphas
also must be frustrating if they still want to get fucked and their meetdildo deflates
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>>37326014
What about her pleasure?
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>>37326014
That's what I always thought, but guys always say they immediately lose any lewd feelings and don't want to do anything after. So lewd in theory but apparently all it does irl is leave you unsatisfied.

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>girls didnt want to fuck with him
why
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>>37325714
He didn't want to fuck them
He was gay
Why don't people get this?
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>>37325714
Because he was a menatlly ill narcissist. He could have easily gotten laid if he actually had tried to talk to girls.
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>>37325714

This HERO should be the idol of all incels and pathetic losers. If only he mowed down a bunch of chads alongside those stacies.

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over 6 years into the dream and it's really starting to wear on me desu.

>no satisfaction to be found from gaming or visual entertainment anymore
>fapping isn't as exciting the 5000th time
>22 y/o KHV
>chronic nut pain probably from sedentary lifestyle, that's resulted in atrophy and low T over time making me even more zombielike
>helpless as i watch the final days of my youth slipping away
>feel trapped in a vicious cycle that'll inevitably lead to insanity

this seemed like a great idea when i was a kid..
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>>37325429
Im on and off jobs because i have no skills no social skills dont understand basic math im also the same age , im in a similar situation to you i even have boxes like that
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been a worhtless piece of shit for about 3 years now maybe 4 if you count the year still trying to do something
i can relate to your feelings its horrible to do what you like for so long that it no longer gives you anything
i feel numb and alone
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>>37325450
I assume i have a severe undiagnosed mental illness due too abuse growing up, but I wont seek any mental help

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Have you ever heard a girl moan? fake moan
>doing my night walk
>10 mins away from home
>car pulls up
>car pool and road is pretty much dead
>its a dead end area
>girls all yelling at me
>says random shit
>and laughting
>they get in the car again
>drive next to me
>make eye contact with the passanger
>she starts moaning
>probably drunk i figured since its friday night
>meh
>they drive off
>they come around the block again
>laugh at me repeat what that did to me the first time
>get frustrated
>GET EXTREMELY INFURIATED NOW
>They drive off
>find a stone in the neighbor garden
>HERE THEY COME AGAIN
>Hide behind the neighbors fence
>they are slowing down cause they are looking for me
>throw the rock as hard as i can and hear a window smash
>girls shouting
>i have another stone, now they panic and fleeing
>i throw it again and smash their tail lights

just a couple fences and make it home
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>>37325193
weird thread but you did a good thing Anon
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>>37325193
You got catcalled and tried to stone them (are you a mudslime?). This is why you will stay KHV forever.
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>>37325659
>Catcalled

This is why you will never get laid

Let's have a /sad/ thread.

Share pics, videos, stories, feels.
It's all welcome.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_P-CgcawkeA
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>>37324723
I will never know if that is a man or a woman
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>>37324852
Male or female, that person is no man
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>>37324723
Dad is watching porn on my PC again.
Mom made me the cake I hated the most.
She takes a picture of me, gazing at the candles.
End myself.

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My tooth hurts
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Stop the soda and sweets anon

Mostly the soda
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then stop eating garbage you fucking retarded neet piece of shit I hope you fucking die painfully
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>>37324628
>>37324637
My tooth still hurts

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please be honest
am i the only one here who never had sex with a girl or doesnt have any female friends and is a KHHV?
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Me as well.

20 year old robot originally reporting in
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>>37324567
I've been required to hold hands with female classmates during group activities in elementary school and been hughed by some friendly girls who hugged everyone, but that's it.
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>>37324567
You are not only one anon
But we are now minority on our own board because it's overrun with normans and attention whores

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Who here is on antidepressants?
I will probably get on pic related for depression and social anxiety.
I used it in the past and it had made me unable to ejaculate (i was still horny and could get erections, but i couldnt cum)

anyways, if you have used it did it help with anxiety, what sort of effect did it have on how you interacted with others?
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>I will probably get on pic related for depression and social anxiety.

>I used it in the past and it had made me unable to ejaculate (i was still horny and could get erections, but i couldnt cum)

If you've already had problems like that in the past, why would you start taking it again?

Some men have had impotence and ejaculatory anhedonia YEARS after quitting SSRIs.

Even to this day doctors don't even understand what effects on the brain SSRIs can have long term.
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>>37324544
because without this medication all i will ever have is masturbating to 2D boys anyway?
maybe i'll try to get prescribed to a different type of depression+anxiety drug.. i donno, but they all have their wonky side effects
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I'm taking Doxepin but not a whole lot.

>>37324568
What's wrong with masturbating to 2D boys?

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This is what normal people think of you.
>>>lolcowfarm/sty/res/3290.html
Realize that you need a change of attitude
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>>37324446
But I'm not a pedophile, girls don't view me as a sexual entity, and I'm below average in looks.
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>>37324446
everyone here is just a normie pretending to be an edgy loser. be you that guy has a stable job and a gf as well.
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>formatted after 4chan

Why'd you sell out the fembot hideout?

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Is dating a crazy girl worth it?
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>>37324317
Depends on how crazy/delusional is she and for how long you've been dating.
My ex was paranoid with trust issues. We basically made up a story about how I don't like her, etc. Every day for year and a half was like a romantic date with an inquisitor. I couldn't say anything without thinking twice, couldn't make a conversation with her without it spiraling down to same questions about why I don't like her.
On the other side, she was the cutest and purest girl in my life, so far. And sex was amazeballs.
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Fuck no. I dated this schizo chick back when I had a social life and she'd constantly talk to herself when I'm bed and one of the people in her head would constantly talk her out of sex so she had no crazy sex points.
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>>37324521
FUCK.
I meant SHE. SHE made up stories.

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What is the solution for premature ejaculation
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Altered beast.
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squeeze technique
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>>37323921
>What is the solution for premature ejaculation
Kegel exercises.

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you ever see a girl so cute you just wanna kill yourself?
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not kill myself, but i hate myself for not being prepared.

If I had accomplished more, I would have a shot with her. but all those wasted years being a NEET
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>>37323586
yes

hecking capcha
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>>37323606
makes me feel like shit. i'm not that bad looking but i am so inferior to people in terms of communication, and emotions

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I've been looking up a lot of "how to tell if your child has aspergers" things, along with symptoms and taking tests and I really do believe I have it now. For one I know I don't emphatize much.

When I was dating my first gf (my only one i've had) she would be really sad and cry but I never knew how to help her. I would just stand there emotionless, not even trying to hug her as I felt like I couldn't.

When anyone other than someone I love touches me, I get very irritated, even if its my parents.

I tend to follow/walk behind people I think are attractive, and I noticed one time I did that the girl noticed and seemed visibly weirded out and walked away quick.

I also have been accused of being an asshole many times, without me realizing what I said that was wrong. My parents also tend to constantly scold me on my manners towards other people and at the dinner table/at restaurants. I never think about my manners and I don't realize i'm coming off as mean.

I don't like it when people snap at me. When my dad would do it when I was a kid I would get extremely frustrated and sometimes cry. What pissed me off even more was that he would look at me with some kind of curious confusion and keep snapping like I was some kind of lab rat undergoing an experiment. That, and stomping on the floor (which my dad does a LOT for no reason even when he's not mad) also really really gets me going.

I have very poor social skills. I can never hold a conversation and I get extremely red faced and anxious around people I'd want to talk to, and I only tend to talk to and look at people I find attractive.

I don't like trying new things, and the thought of my parents moving out of town terrifies me even though I only have one friend in town that I barely see.

I have problems making eye contact with everyone, and I also failed most all of elementary school although doing well in things that I cared more about.

I have a problem with understanding sarcasm and I tend to take things
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cont.
very literally. Especially when it comes to joke insults.
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>>37323402
Wow haha your "really autistic" you fucking normalfag. I am diagnosed with autism, these were my results for the same quiz. Get out
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>>37323469
aspergers =/= autism
im not saying I have a really high level of aspie but I know I have a significant amount of it.

stop being such an elitist muh "if you aren't literally fucking retarded gtfo out my board REEEE"

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>cum on chest
>rub into skin
>take shit
>dont wipe ass
>jack off again
>this time I finish in my mouth
>pee in kitchen sink since no one is around

Family's gone in Seattle for the entire weekend, so I'm living it up.
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subhuman, much?
you should try to migrate to africa or the middle east
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I get pissing in the sink, since piss is sterile anyway and there is no sense touching the poopoo pot when all you gotta do is pee. That other stuff is gross though.
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>>37323393
Even the sandniggers use bidets, holy fuck

I say OP should let loose in the nearest jungle

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