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ITT post suicide fuel
>I will never have fun high school memories
>I will never fuck a high school girl
>never ever
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>I will always be circumcised
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>>37340885
>i will never live the idyllic high school life
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>you will always think you need more to be happy, because you will never be happy with what you have
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Im going out to watch Guardians of The Galaxy by myself
Do I look ok? I dont want people to know I'm a virgin
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>>37340843
HOLD UP
IS THIS
DARE I SAY
A
MOTHER
FUCKING
JO
JO
REFERENCE?
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>>37340843
>wearing any sort of hat
They'll know.
GotG 2 is good btw. It's one of the best Marvel has put out thus far because it fucking tries to do something different. The villain actually has some character to him.
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get rid of the hat
people already know youre a virgin
the hat makes you look like a gay virgin
HOWEVER
you should try to initiate conversation with females you see that ARE ALONE and at the end ask for their phone number
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>wakes up to blaring machine to remind him of his duties
>stumbles out of bed after pressing snooze 4 times
>dresses up in company uniform that he must wear or he gets fired
>downs another scorching hot cup of ground coffee that took him an hour of work to afford
>"Don't even talk to me before I've had my coffee", he mutters to himself. Trying to give himself some sort of control of his life because he's too afraid to say this to his superior
>the wagie realizes he's running late, don't want to jeopardize that potential 15 cent raise
>jumps into his 1995, 230, 000 mile camry and scrams to work 2 cities away
>sits at his cubicle, one of many, to thoroughly (or he gets fired) inputs his bosses profits
>realizes he makes 30x times less than his superiors; that's okay, work hard play hard the wagie reminds himself
>goes home after a grueling 17 hour work day, no overtime of course and flips on walking dead the 66th season
>the wagie tells himself to remember as much about this totally different episode so he can show off his amazing and completely unique intellect of kino, to show off to his fellow cubicle ants
>opens bottle of whisky and pours himself his first glass of many and tells himself he doesn't have a problem
>"At least I'm not some stinky, worthless, leeching NEET. I sure hope my kids come to visit sometime, even though all my time is spent working or drunk. When will Karen come back?"
>the wagie passes out halfway up the stairs and wakes up to a blaring alarm clock
>Another day, another dollar
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I don't think wagecucks can bounce back
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Wagies not putting up a fight tonight, must be fast asleep getting a night's rest for Mr. Coinslot. Sleep tight wagies.
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>>37340782
wagie here, that one really got my feels.
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>window appears and closes for a split second
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>>37340766
Maybe you've been awake for too long? You could be hallucinating or you may just be right. I don't really know, hope you aren't scared or anything. Have a nice rest of your day OP.
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>>37340796
nah ive seen it for days. I cant find what it is. I've been searching my processes for hours.
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thanks, that's all we need.
you can carry on.
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How do I improve my life?
Right now I'm a 25 year old NEET who is not doing anything with his life. I have all the free time in the world. I have decided that instead of being depressed and fapping all day, I will start to improve various aspects of my life.
I want to try to improve every aspect, but I don't know what all of those aspects might be. Right now, I am logging everything I eat in an excel spreadsheet, and I am going for walks every day. So, I have started on food and exercise.
What else is there? You don't need to say get a job / money because I am currently working on that, even though it isn't going well so far. Turns out that if you have large chunks of time in your life when you didn't do anything, employers suspect you of being lazy and worthless. Oh well, someone will make the mistake of hiring me, eventually.
Right now, other categories I can think of are: social life, romance, learn random shit, learn random skills, possibly religion / spirituality, learn how to cook stuff. What else is there? What more can I do that is specific, something tangible I could start on right away?
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you can't improve social life without a job. Like make that your #1 fucking priority, eat sleep and breathe job.
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>>37340783
Yeah I get that. I don't actually care about social life right now anyway. Most people suck. I'll get around to it eventually when I learn how to be a normal person first.
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Maybe this is the wrong board for this
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Femanon here. I personally love the shitstorm that starts every time some poor faggot makes one of these anti women or feminist threads. Gives me a chance to see just how upset I've made everyone and chuckle a bit. You think jokes about kitchens or showing tits bother me? It just goes to show how much power any random female holds over you, they can pull your complete attention away from a topic just by having a vagoo.
Sure, you'll act tough and cynical here, but we all know it's just a desperate overcompensation for how much of a doormat you are IRL. If you decide to lash out and act a bit sexist now and then, I can't really complain.
After all, we do pretty much run the show.
Men rely on us, work for us, spend money on us, and buy us houses and cars and clothes, sign prenups that we can turn around and cash in when we feel like ditching them for a younger, cuter piece of ass.
Got a kid with a girl? Don't fool yourself, it's HER kid, not yours. Piss her off and she'll take it and leave your ass, and you can pay her a nice chunk of child support for the rest of your life.
Yep, this is the power we hold over you. So you go ahead and make your rape jokes, really. I still know that when you see me on the streets you'll be watching, getting hard, and probably crying a tear or two because you know you'll always be a forever alone faggot.
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didint even read
inb4 200 posts omited
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Jesus is the Lord.
Quit being a dumbass op.
Amen
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kinda wish low quality bait like this was banned
saged and hidden
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Is the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps the toughest, most elite, organized, disciplined, fanatical, battle-tested and effective military force on the planet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlpagxWhwJE
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>used to be super into military related things in teens
>failed to join marines
>failed college
>became neet
>can't see myself mattering to real world and depression brainfog dumped all my knowledge of le war
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>>37340537
I could take them all.
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>>37340600
How'd you fail to join the Marines? Just out of curiosity
>ITT: Underrated MILFs
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Chris is the MILF
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>ywn fuck Sonichu's boi pucci
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>>37340483
Christine is the MILF and Barb is the GMILF.
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Why are you so mad that women choose Chad over you? Can you really blame them?
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I would choose gronk over me
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>>37340143
Yes. Most of them don't deserve a beautiful Chad
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Could Gronk even fit inside them? Something tells me he'd tear them in half
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What's on your mind? Is there anything you want to talk about or get off your chest?
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My refusal to indulge my paraphilic masochism is causing me incredibly distress and I feel fucking horrible.
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>>37339709
Im on a constant battle with myself on wanting to come back with my ex even tough i broke up with her and now she moved on, and wanting to move on and date a new girl i've met, but im also scared of hurting her, it has gotten to the point that i drag the bad stuff i've done in the past that i've come to see myself as the devil or a demon that wants to reedem itself but nonetheless ends up causing harm unintentionally because thats what demons do.
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I wish people that didn't think like me or did things I don't like would just disappear. Just drop dead please.
Oh and I want some friends, I've been getting lonely lately.
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I'm bored and lonely
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>>37339585
help it's only me and this gay boy and he won't leave me alone
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>>37339585
hello pal remember me
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>>37340550
I made this thread and then afk'd
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>dad made me explain to him what a "wagie" was
he left the house and I don't know what to do. My mom is texting me and asking me what the fuck I said to him but she isnt picking up her phone when I call her??
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Hurray anon, you have ruined your family and made your fathers life too
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>>37339578
what did you tell him when he asked what it was? and are you a neet?
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maybe he's out restocking on tendies and pre-piss beverage jugs
don't psyche yourself out
femanons, what does a vaginal orgasm feel like? Is it as intense as it looks?
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>>37339498
i've never had sex and i don't masturbate much, so i'm probably not the best source
for me it makes my body shake and shudder a lot, but as for what i feel it is some decent pleasure combined with the feeling that all of my nerves are confused
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It's like almost blacking out and then you feel throbbing afterwards, if that makes sense
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Never had one. I used to feel like a freak but I finally asked friends and they also admitted the struggle. One rventually sort of clicked though. Maybe with the right guy and experience. I live in hope but i struggle to feel anything in sex. Even clitoral. Its like masturbating with no porn. Theres a sort of disconnect..
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Is buzzfeed giving people the red pill?
https://youtu.be/Zr5qzV-8Zkc
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Was i the only person who thought that was a good betrayal of how things are? (+ really nicely shot/made).
Comment section doesn't seem to understand.
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>>37339482
That video made me fucking uncomfortable.
Why would you buy someone who you haven't been on a date with a $1200 watch?
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>>37339748
pic related.
>>37339729
It pisses me off that people in the comments can't even comprehend what's happening in the video. I mean some things in the video vary from person to person, like most robots probably don't huff paint, but it hit really close to home overall.
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Robots, what are your most fuckable non humanoid pokemon and why?
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Does Gardevoir count as humanoid?
Otherwise Kadabra
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>>37339345
just here to say lilligant is for cute not for lewd
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>>37339365
OP here. Gardevoir and Lopunny lines are not permited