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Why does my therapist keep asking me this?

>>37342421
I like popeye
I like poopeye
I like popeye poopeye peepie
I like farting on my hand

if dubs then op is confirmed gay

what do you think this picture sounds like?

>>37342387
A bunch of purrs

>>37342387
>>37342503
they're dead, guys.

whats your job and is it hard? ive only had one job

>>37342278
What's a good city to move to for tech

Hard mode: Cali and Texas are off limits

what is your favorite food?

somebody once told me

>>37342266
treat that girl right, anon. she sounds perfect.

>>37342266
Congrats, but why are you posting in this sub?

SAGE

By the way guys, if you want my opinion I think chinese and viet girls, or a chinese viet mix are really good for dating. I grew up in the San Gabriel Valley in LA around those types of girls, they're pretty nice. Especially if her parents were immigrants she kind of grows up to be pretty humble.

Chicago here. What neighborhood?

>>37342162
Chicago here too. Live 20-30 mins from the city. It's pretty awesome but you get Jewed by taxes pretty hard. At least housing is affordable.

chicago here, east side

>>37342072
she has no flaws.

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girl I know irl

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>>37342072
Pic related.

This post is not so original.

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bit of both, but mostly Pepe

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>>37341844
Wojak is a true robot, tho. He's always either angry or depressed. Pepe can be smug and confident. He's been accepted into the mainstream.

I am popjek

>>37341838
>kiddo
You ruined it

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2/5

Wewewewe
Orig

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3/5

Wewewewe I am originally

Let's see...

-elfen lied
-Akame ga kill
-Madoka Magica
-Attack on Titan
-death Note
-Parasyte
-orange
-say "I love you"
-relife
-kiss him, Not me
-scum's Wish (kuzu no honkai)
-Inuyasha
-erased

I highly recommend you check some of these out.. they are really good.. all different genres. Ive seen more i've liked but Its late and i cant remember. Ive watched so many lol

>Tsukihime
You're talking about the VN, right? There is no Tsukihime anime.

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>>37341773
Mirai Nikki
Konosuba
Welcome to the NHK

>>37341605
>olive oil tastes like shit
you must be using shitty olive oil because extra virgin olive oil tastes like pure unsaturated fat when consumed raw.
>can't cook things in it
it's literally the best thing to use for sauteing in general and it is good as a substitute in baked foods.
>gatorade doesn't satisfy me
drink water with artificial sweeteners/add a small amount of sugar to it. gatorade is as unhealthy as soda.
>oatmeal is bland and disgusting
no one is forcing you to eat oatmeal. whole wheat bread tastes good and you can use it for pretty much everything including toast.

>I can't even eat healthy food
you fail because you don't want to succeed. dependence on fatty/sugary foods has made you a weak person regarding nutrition, and at the moment you want to remain a weak person while losing weight which is not possible.

>>37341692
Dude, olive oil just burns as soon as it hits the pan. People who praise olive oil have just fallen for a meme food. And oatmeal is the stupidest food ever. Oats in milk? How are you supposed to eat that. The oats don't even absorb the milk.

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Drink only water. Youre only allowed other drinks when youre like...six pack abs deep.

Eat chicken and rice and beans. Proteins and corbohydrates to supplement them.

One a day mens viramins and fish oil.

/Thread

>>37341246
in the middle east/north africa

>>37341262
Nooo, i think in Tibet.

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>>37341246
perhaps in the middle east/north africa

>>37341211
An interesting take on an old worn-out classic.

'96 here and I'm 99.999% straight thank you very much. I can recognize when a man is attractive but I also see him as something to aspire towards, like I should work to get a body/face like that.

>>37341276
topeka what did he mean by dis

>>37341211
>thick
>traps

what the fuck
those are two completely different memes
this post makes no sense

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>>37341151
Shit OP, these are sad times indeed. I'm sitting here with a bottle of whiskey thinking about how I'll end it after my doggo passes. He's the only thing I live for these days. It's only the agony of imagining his pain at my sudden and permanent absence that keeps me going.

This next shot is in honor of your greatest friend. Cheers to dogs OP.

>>37341251
He used to howl at the slightest provocation, I tried to learn the accordion once but it was just impossible- one note and he'd break out howling for minutes.
He'd do it to if I tried singing along to music or anything.
It was throat cancer, in the end he couldn't howl anymore- he really wanted to, he'd let out these little rasps.

>>37341299
That's really sad anon, I remember finding a lump on my dogs side and I freaked out thinking it was cancer. Just a fat deposit it turned out but he's 11 now and I keep thinking how we've only got a couple good years left at best and how my best friend will die soon. How did you handle the day that you lost your best friend?

What was his name?

>>37341077
I like your eyes
oprig

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My very original hazel green eyes

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here's my eyes
who /largeeyebrows/ here

>>37340981
I enjoy driving also but I feel like such a pleb at it that I haven't even been on the hgihway with my car yet. The Driver would be insulted.

>tfw too scared to go out and learn to drive because I know I'll do something stupid and get myself killed

>>37340993
like everything it takes time. what car do you drive?