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Who else /healslut/?
>In OW Mercy main
>Soraka main in LoL
>Slutty looking healer in MMOs
>Always hope to find a good player who plays all these games
>Found one a month ago
>Master in OW, Diamond in LoL, and a beast tank in my favorite MMOs
>mfw Low Plat in OW, Bronze in LoL, and bad at MMOs
>Pocket heal him in all games
>Save him from near death a few times
>"Thank you anon! You're amazing at healing!"
>get hard on and blush
>start talking to him more and more everyday
>Both wake up at around noon each day and play with one another until around 2am
>I'm now diamond in OW (ended season in high diamond), now almost gold in LoL, have awesome gear and slutty clothes in game
>Start putting dildos in my ass during OW and MMOs
>Tells me how good of a healer I am in the middle of a game and I pull it out and put it back in
>moan slightly
>mic picks it up
>"what anon?"
>fuck
>"hmm what?" try and play it off
>"You just moaned"
>"No I didn't"
>He responds with a sarcastic sounding okay but starts complimenting me more
>Still do stuff with dildos when he compliments me
>Start complimenting him about how good he is at games all the time
>need to stroke his dick in the form of his ego
>Talking more and more about personal life now
>Find out he lives in my state, only 50 miles away
continue?
Healslut thread btw
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fuck off queer faggot cunt
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>>37344878
what's wrong desu. I just wanna suck your big meaty cock dry :33
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hope to find one someday desu
Hey anon, check out this lump of mucus that came out of my vagina. Do you like it?
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>>37344522
saw this in /fit/ earlier. did it fall out of your butt friendo?
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>>37344544
No, although my butt was very sweaty.
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I am proud of my mucus.
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No matter how shitty your life is, at least you ain't this guy.
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>>37344498
true pretty happy now thanks
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Why would you wear bangs like that if your face is so round. Flat bangs do nothing for you except make you look worse
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>>37344498
Is my life really that much better? I'm probably half his weight with gyno just as bad
If I could have any superpower I'd pick invisibility. Not for any of the weird sex stuff, I just want to be able to disappear.
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>>37344440
i'd probably go for morphing into anyone. in a way its similar
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>>37344440
Ability to make people shit their pants on notice
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>>37344440
Hell yea id go for that too, then i could be so rich and steal stuff.
And get away with murder.
Anonymous
Position testing thread 2017-05-29 05:35:19 Post No.37344154
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Post your position on an issue and give a logical argument for why it's the right position.
Other posters will mercilessly critique it--WITHOUT using personal attacks. Critiques using personal attacks are to be ignored. This is necessary to prevent every post from just being "only a faggot would think that".
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Disability is a poverty trap.
In the year 2015, an estimated 32.8 percent (plus or minus 0.51 percentage points) of non-institutionalized persons aged 21 to 64 years with a cognitive disability in the United States were living below the poverty line.
In other words, 2,697,900 out of 8,224,200 non-institutionalized persons aged 21 to 64 years with a cognitive disability in the United States were living below the poverty line in 2015.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disability_and_poverty
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>>37344154
Life consists of two states:
Positive
Negative
None existence is neither positive nor negative
When you conceive a life, there is high probability that it will experience more suffering in life than it will pleasure
None-existence is preferable to suffering
Therefore I conclude that it is immoral to take the gamble and bring life in to this world
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>>37344270
I don't really have critiques for these positions but maybe someone else will. Thank you so much for contributing to my thread.
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Why do men, especially on /r9k/, complain about loneliness and a lack of a romantic life? Yet are completely clueless to when you actually hit on them?
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It's so hard to describe. It's not like love at first sight, really. It's more like... gravity moves. When you see her, suddenly it's not the earth holding you here anymore. She does. And nothing matters more than her. And you would do anything so her, be anything for her... You become whatever she needs you to be, whether that's a protector, a lover, or a friend, or a brother.
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seems blatantly obvious
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>>37344130
>Yet are completely clueless to when you actually hit on them?
IMpossible if we don't go outside
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>always hot
>always bright
>birds never shut the fuck up
>normies drink all the time and never stop making noise
>trees and flowers wont stop spreading their gay ass pollen everywhere and giving you allergies
>can't get a decent night sleep
>everyone is outside and everyone is expecting you to be too
DELET SUMMER
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>>37344008
How many springs before my sighing
is hushed, and healed my sore,
and I in wintry dark am lying?
How many summers more?
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>>37344008
Fucking summer
>Too bastard hot
>Look outside occasionally
>Everyone is happy and enjoying their lives
I want to move to Alaska or Iceland or some shit. How hard is it to emigrate to the US or Iceland?
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>>37344077
Alaska here, our summers are even more intense than yours. We're not cold year-round. Our weather is extreme on both ends.
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Hello /r9k/.
I am having some incredibly frustrating emotional problems recently. I am having outbursts of crying, feeling anxious around friends, and feeling generally worthless.
I guess it all started when I came here looking for friends and I wasn't upset at this time, only lonely. I found someone very nice who I latched onto, and we talked for quite a while. This person ended up ghosting me.
Ever since, I have been feeling like I am worthless. What could I have done? I never messaged too much, I thought I wasn't being annoying, they seemed to really enjoy my company.
I've even started ignoring people and leaving discord servers because I can no longer handle the stress and feeling that the people I get attached to will leave me, so I make the concious decison to give myself space and leave them so that I don't bother them.
Obviously this is self destructive. So what do I do? Does anyone want to help me? Should I just get over it? I am scared of being what I always feared, a failure who can't make meaningful relationships that last. Please help.
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What's cooking sean
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>>37343724
A couple weeks ago a femanon I'd been talking to for months stopped coming online. We would talk every day. I don't know if I've been ghosted or something happened to her or what.
Since then I've been frantically adding people from /r9k/ in hopes of finding someone else to fill the void, but no one has clicked like we did and I can't help but compare everyone to her.
Do you want to talk? I promise I won't ghost you if you won't ghost me.
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Seems like you're pretty anxious. If it's getting so bad that it's destroying your social life, you might want to see a doctor. Anxiety meds helped for me, but not for everyone
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How do I find people to sell me weed?
I have no friends at all to buy from and I don't know anybody, but I really want to smoke weed. I used to get weed from my older brother but he won't give me anymore.
Should I hang out in front of convenience stores and try and talk to people? Please help.
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>>37343625
Ask around head shops ya dip
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>>37343625
Where do you live, OP? Unless you live in some backwoods town, its incredibly easy to find weed unless you're some sperg. Go to a headshop or something and talk to people coming out.
Hopefully they won't think you're a cop.
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>>37343727
>>37343709
I live in Texas. And yes, im a sperg. How do i ask people in front of headshops? Just go "can you sell me some weed?"
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She's gonna read it right guys?
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>>37343568
That can't be real, can it? You can't possibly be that damn stupid.
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>>37343568
>messaging females
Reeee get out normie you dont belong
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jesus stop posting your face you fucking narcissist
the fuck is wrong with you
you look like you do rounds of double anal penetration between trips to the salon you fucking numale faggot
Literally nobody here likes you and we don't want you to try to become some avatarfag celebrity. Go away
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>anon, thesse IQ studies are either forged, phony, or otherwise bunk
>someone would only believe these if they're racist
>what do you mean you're not a racist
>clearly you're looking down on people because of something they can't control
>how can you not think you're a racist
>you coward
>at least neo-nazis can actually admit they're racist
>stop pretending you're not
>jk I don't actually care about any of this
Why do normies reject actual, established facts, then substitute them with their own made up fiction, then vote for policies based on this fiction that has little to no data behind it? Why do they refuse to look at your actual arguments and instead hallucinate different arguments that fit their prejudices? Why do they insist that they're somehow less prejudiced than you for refusing to actually look at the data?
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Why don't you give a specific example. Carry it from start to finish, from the premise to the conclusion. Include the policies that you think people should be voting for. I'm perfectly happy to debate you rationally and on the basis of objective facts.
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>>37343329
The answer to all your questions is simple. Normalfags just can't accept when they're wrong.
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>>37343397
Here's something I wrote the other night:
I am not sure the extent to which IQ is the result of environment or the extent to which it is the result of genetics, but the fact that people get really upset when you mention the genetic component says a lot. Blacks have the lowest average IQ of any ethnic group in the country and Asians have the highest, and crime is positively correlated with IQ. Information on this is scarce, at least when you're main source of information is the first page of Google, but from what I've seen, it looks like IQ is predominantly genetic, and a lower IQ = worse standards of living = greater propensity to commit crime. Furthermore, regardless of IQ, people tend to have a preference for those they perceive as being part of their tribe, which generally means race. Regardless of whether it's biological, social, or some combination, people generally gravitate towards people of their own race/ethnicity.
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>about to graduate high school
>shit grades
>haven't taken the sat
>haven't applied to any colleges
>no money for college
>no job
>no car
>no gf
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>dropped out
>no job
>no car
>no gf
>no money
>no neetbux
just gonna kms self desu
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go to trade school shit for brains.
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>>37342829
i recommend community college anon
im sorry youre feeling stressed and i wish you the best of luck in life
late teens and early twenties is a stressful time
my brother is a psychiatrist, and he says he has a huge amount of people in that age range coming into his office with what are basically quarter life crises
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How do you guys who like traps but aren't attracted to men in real life feel about your sexuality? Do you just call yourself bi, or straight because its more convenient?
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They know they're not straight, they just lie about it.
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>>37342634
Slightly bi. I'm extremely picky about traps/girlyboys, and I've never seen a dude in real life I'd be tempted to fuck.
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>>37342634
Traps are for faggots. Futanari on the other hamd is completely straight.
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Sup /r9k/
Anybody /MIL/ here? Navy E5 here, just got pinned for it, feels good. Been taking the big dick of the Navy just over 2 years now, got off my first deployment a few months ago.
/MIL/ general I guess. Civilians welcome, Coast Guard need not apply for obvious reason.
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Marine corp for 5 years. Did a tour in Afghanistan in 2013.
That was 2 years ago. I'm currently working a wageslave job at some shitty restaurant.
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>>37342632
How'd you get wrapped up in that? I'm not cut from that type of cloth I guess, but I just naturally gravitated to the Navy. What made you choose the marines?
At least you're working I suppose, it's rough for your guys post enlistment a lot of times.
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>>37342608
HAHAHAHA you fucking idiots. Why would you join any branch but the Air Force?! Shit is so cash.
>inb4 hurr durr chair force
I get fucking bitches and sleep in hotels. Top tier choice numbnuts
ITT: OC you made
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I could tear this thread a metaphorical new one.
But I won't.
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>>37342617
Kek I actually enjoyed that.
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I drew this sad Pepe a while ago.