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>36 year old KV
>Met pretty single mom
>Decide to ask her out just to give a shot
>Go on two dates together
>Everything went pretty okay
>Had a fun time but don't feel much of a connection with her
>Third date comes, she had a good time but decided I'm not going to pursue this any further after this
>Take her home
>We're in front of her house
>She says she wants to talk to me about something
>Don't know what it could possibly be
>She says "I know it's sudden but I want you to have this."
>She hands me a key
>Have no idea what the hell this is
>I ask what this is supposed to be
>She says "It's a key to my house. I want you to move in."
>Can't believe what she just said and I'm fucking speechless
>She says after our second date she was sure I was 'the one' and she didn't want to wait
>Tell her we barely know each other, I have never met her child and we haven't even really progressed our relationship among other things
>She says I don't have to move in right away if I don't want to but she wanted to make her feelings clear right away
>Don't know what the fuck to say to this insanity
>She casually asks me if I want to come in for awhile and we can talk about it
>It's like 2AM so this could only mean one thing
>I see through her tactics and tell her I have something to do in the morning so I should go home
>She says okay and gives me a kiss goodnight and tells me to think about it
>Am thinking about it
What the fuck did she mean by this, /r9k/? I haven't even had sex with her and she asked me to move in, is this normal? I thought we would take it way slower than this. Am I out of touch, what the fuck is going on? How do I even handle this?
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You left out the only thing that matters: does she have big tits?
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She's either extremely desperate or she has something devious up her sleeve

Possibly both
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Shes aggressively trying to entrap you. I suggest banging her then dumping her.

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Well? What do you think about this?
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What do I think? I think you're off by one, faggot.
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Yeah, check these
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>>37347675
Bumping this thread so everyone can see how much of a pathetic failure you are

I realized I stopped brushing my teeth since a few months ago because I kinda give up in life and stopped following my routines.
I notice my teeth started to feel rough and I'm feeling holes and pointy edges I didn't have before.
Can tooth enamel regrow? I have zero money for dentists and most articles and youtube videos seem not trust worthy.
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>>37347627
Sounds like your teeth are fucked for the rest of your life, OP.
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>>37347627
Brush your fucking teeth holy shit.

Anything lost isn't coming back. Those edges are because you've worn out your teeth You've done irreparable damage in only a few short months.

Source: My friend just had 32 teeth removed because he hasn't brushed his teeth in years. He wears dentures at age 23.
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>>37347627
>Can tooth enamel regrow
If you live long enough, then maybe.

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>tfw no mommy gf to assure you that they love and care for you
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>>37347548
I have this.

AMA.
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>tfw dated a mommy gf but she got sick of being like my mom and dumped me because I was pathetic

It was a nice 4 years though
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>>37347564
Does she tease you about embarrassing things anon? Where did you find her?

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Is the Australian tfwnogf problem especially bad? What's goin on there that's causing it?

Let's talk about this.
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>>37347527
Women are raised to believe they're both princesses who deserve the best whilst also told they're big and strong and can do what they want.

Australia is also a Chad country, so women are all getting with only the best guys.
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>>37347527
WHY IS THIS COUNTRY SO SHIT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I HAVE NO FUTURE HERE AND I AM TRAPPED
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>>37347543
I've seen a few fucked up pairings tho, like qt girls with average/ugly males. Not exactly uncommon either. (in straya this is)

And whilst I myself am fairly ugly, I don't know how certain below average people get game or have experience with relationships. Did they start at a low level and rank up to get better items? Kind of like an RPG? Am I late to the game?

Do agree with the chad country statement though. I don't use this board at all but I wanted to see the point of view from people here.

>>37347581
Lmfao it does feel like that sometimes. Being 21 and having not had a gf is pretty shit. Recently I have learned to accept it and also that height is a meme (I am 6'4" and this has not helped me)

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Atheists have never done anything wron-.
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>>37347361
You mean Stalin ?
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My feelings as a Christian points me to my Lord and Savior as a fighter. It points me to the man who once in loneliness, surrounded only by a few followers, recognized these Jews for what they were and summoned men to fight against them and who, God's truth! was greatest not as a sufferer but as a fighter. In boundless love as a Christian and as a man I read through the passage which tells us how the Lord at last rose in His might and seized the scourge to drive out of the Temple the brood of vipers and adders. How terrific was His fight for the world against the Jewish poison. To-day, after two thousand years, with deepest emotion I recognize more profoundly than ever before in the fact that it was for this that He had to shed His blood upon the Cross. As a Christian I have no duty to allow myself to be cheated, but I have the duty to be a fighter for truth and justice.... And if there is anything which could demonstrate that we are acting rightly it is the distress that daily grows. For as a Christian I have also a duty to my own people.... When I go out in the morning and see these men standing in their queues and look into their pinched faces, then I believe I would be no Christian, but a very devil if I felt no pity for them, if I did not, as did our Lord two thousand years ago, turn against those by whom to-day this poor people is plundered and exploited.

-Adolf Hitler, in his speech in Munich on 12 April 1922
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>>37347361
>hitler did something wrong
Oh, I'm avin a laff m8.

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Why can't it just go back to when we were kids.

I sick of all this talk about virginity, roasties, betas, alphas, kinks, fetishes, ghosting, chads, feminism, redpills... they are all so stupid

What ever happened to the pure love between a boy and a girl. What happened to finding a partner you care about and staying loyal to them. What happened to loving your partner no matter what.

What is all this nonsense?
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>>37347161
>What ever happened to the pure love between a boy and a girl. What happened to finding a partner you care about and staying loyal to them. What happened to loving your partner no matter what

None of it's real. They only told you that to keep you from killing yourself.
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Ignorance truly was bliss wasn't it?
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>>37347161
>What ever happened to the pure love between a boy and a girl. What happened to finding a partner you care about and staying loyal to them. What happened to loving your partner no matter what.
It still happens. Don't let this board make you think otherwise.

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Anon, why are you an involuntary egoist?
Being aware of your ego and nurturing it decently proves quite comforting really.
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>>37346976
A thread died for this cuck posting
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>>37346976
What is that image? I've seen it everywhere.
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>>37347072
probably for the better, lack of quality in majority of threads considered

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Morning wagies.

Now if you don't mind, I'm waiting on my gtx 1080 ti to arrive and I would greatly appreciate it if you went back to earning shekelberg and me some more money.

Thanks for being so understanding. And remember, another day another dollar.
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>>37346837
sell me your old vidya
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>>37346837
I can't imagine why anyone would need/get value from a 1080ti. Isn't it a bit overkill?
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>>37346868
not op but its not overkill at all, especially going past 1080p but even as a 1080 card your looking to have a 4 year video card. thats pretty fucking impressive as far as GPU lifetimes at good performance go

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>tfw no dorky chubby gf
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>tfw dorky, chubby gf

Not all its cracked up to be desu
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>>37346796
Stfu roastie fucking hang yourself
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>>37346724
damn that's a nice cute belly

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What type of girls do long-haired guys attract?

I heard that they get hipster and nerd qts easily. Is that true or nah?
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>>37346369
I've only attracted girls with (real) depression and anxiety, feel fucking bad man
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>>37346369
>What type of girls do long-haired guys attract?
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Oh, dear Robot fellow, it is true, indeed. Hipster and nerd girls are orbiting around them.

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What do robots think about us /pol/fags and our beliefs?
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you guys are underage edgelords

If honestly believe there is something wrong with being Jewish or black then I don't know what to say to you
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As a black man, I'm not fond of you.
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You started the kekistan meme and I will always hate you for that

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>tfw IQ of 140
Feels great to not be a brainlet. I actually feel bad for people that have <130 IQ. Not smart enough to change the world, but still smart enough to know that you could have, if you weren't a figurative retard.

How does it feel knowing that I'm smarter (therefore better) than you?
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>>37346009
I know this is bait, but IQ fags are the worst.

If you use IQ as a measure of intelligence there are some things to think about. IQ does not in any way measure creativity and social intelligence. I would argue that logical thinking alone isn't the only way to measure intelligence.

>inb4 lel brainlet
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>>37346138
Will you guys every learn?
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>>37346138
>creativity and social intelligence

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>tfw only man I've ever loved totally changed and wanted me to become his housewife
>started abusing me when I said that I had wants too
Looks like I'm back on track to being a cat lady
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>tfw bf is happy being my housewife
This is why you shouldn't be dating chads, anon
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>>37345545
He wasn't. He was a quiet nerd in my Latin class at uni.
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>tfw my brother and his friends openly shared explicit fantasies about me
>tfw they were becoming my friends too
>tfw I have no friends now

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How did she hurt you, /r9k/? Tell me about the girl that you think about constantly.
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She told me she "moved on" out of nowhere. Took me a couple days to figure out she had slept with another guy. What a way to end a relationship of almost two years. Fucking whore

I still think about her all the time. But I don't want to. I simultaneously have no interest in her, but at the same time I wish we were back in a relationship before she did that.
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She never hurt me. It was really my fault. We never talked but I always caught her looking at me. I was just too much of a faggot to break the ice. Now she's dating a military man and I'm still a single virgin who just plays Vidya games all day. I can't even listen to a love song without think about her.
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>>37345034
told me she lost interest in me.
all there was to it.

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