[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | Free Show | Home]

Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 5190. page

This is a red board which means that it's strictly for adults (Not Safe For Work content only). If you see any illegal content, please report it.

File: 1492953054215.jpg (143KB, 648x595px) Image search: [Google]
1492953054215.jpg
143KB, 648x595px
GET IN HERE LADS
WHAT YALL UP TO
79 posts and 20 images submitted.
>>
Are Anglos with light hair and eyes allowed in?
>>
>>37349941
Yes, welcome my Saxony brother
>>
File: 1494070794992.jpg (338KB, 1280x773px) Image search: [Google]
1494070794992.jpg
338KB, 1280x773px
>>37349875
Wer /Hahnrei/ hier?

File: Aaron-Marino-300x280.jpg (40KB, 300x280px) Image search: [Google]
Aaron-Marino-300x280.jpg
40KB, 300x280px
Anyone actually take this guys advice?
Also, he's only 5'6"
35 posts and 5 images submitted.
>>
>>37349783
mantlet meme need to stop
>>
>>37349783
He never once mentions proof where his grooming and alpha tips gets him pussy. He's just getting money off sad beta cucks
>>
why wouldn't you take his advice? a lot of it is really practical and barebones, like what to wear with slacks, what to get fitted, how should you be dressing when going to clubs.

i subbed because i eventually wanted to start dressing like a grown up man and he has awesome fashion advice, basically.
everything else i don't really pay attention to, it's probably trash.

File: matthew-gibeault.jpg (12KB, 300x375px) Image search: [Google]
matthew-gibeault.jpg
12KB, 300x375px
American cops are either domestic terrorists, or the militaristic nature they've taken violates the Third Amendment of the USA Constitution. Prove me wrong.
37 posts and 6 images submitted.
>>
>>37349590
Nobody cares about your shithole 1st world country.
Prove me wrong.
>>
>>37349649
Anonymous, you are wrong.
I care.
>>
bumparoni with cheese

File: 1495157544921.jpg (29KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]
1495157544921.jpg
29KB, 400x400px
>be me
>poor my whole life (sharing one can of corned beef for a household of 5, living in really disgusting apartments, no computer, no air-conditioning, etc)
>constantly jumped from different schools
>was bullied at school by shitskin fuckers (teachers included) because i couldn't speak or understand their language and also because i wasn't fuckin BROWN
>didn't finish school
>stopped at 5th gr because family couldn't afford it
>all this because my dad was a violent abusive absent drug addict
>18 now
>still fuckin poor and backed up in debts
>only academical knowledge i have is from 5th grade
>can't get job in 3rd world shit country where healthcare isn't free nor education because gov is corrupt and they only hire highschool grads here
>feel so fucking useless and dumb for not being able to help my mom out or provide for my little brother
>don't even have skills, talents or even hobbies

i want to kill myself but i'm too much of a fucking pussy to do it. i am literally worthless and i feel like i couldn't do anything to prevent this. i don't want my family to lose their home or starve anymore. i'm sick of seeing my mom struggle but there's nothing i can do.
can anyone relate and do you have solutions?
22 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
>>37349305
What country do you live in? You seem to have a pretty good grasp of the English language
>>
>one can of muh beans a day
>can afford a device used to post on the internet

where the fuck do you live?
>>
File: 1490273888508.png (150KB, 780x433px) Image search: [Google]
1490273888508.png
150KB, 780x433px
>>37349305
>only academical knowledge i have is from 5th grade

literally the same as me. 6-8th grades are a blur and dropped out of highschool. Am 19 now. I think it's too late for us my phamily

File: 1441973914020.jpg (41KB, 409x409px) Image search: [Google]
1441973914020.jpg
41KB, 409x409px
ITT autistic things you do to feel superior to normies
I'll start
>collecting vinyl
37 posts and 7 images submitted.
>>
>be a virgin
>>
Vinyl is pretty fucking normie
>>
>feel

that's all it is, we aren't superior at all - that's why society loves them and hates us

File: IMG_1379.jpg (304KB, 1024x1024px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_1379.jpg
304KB, 1024x1024px
For 100,000 dollars a year would you join the Yakuza?
24 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
>>37348986
Yeah I don't care if I live or die, thing is I'm white though.
>>
I would join the Yakuza for free.
>>
>>37348986
What would they need me for? 100k sounds like a sweet salary, but what do I need to do?

I can make more by continuing on my current path anyway.

File: rtbo.jpg (99KB, 796x583px) Image search: [Google]
rtbo.jpg
99KB, 796x583px
>just had the ''traps aren't gay talk'' with parents
>they got confused so I had to explain what trap meant
>mom looks visibly disgusted after I use the phrase young crossdressers
>try and explain the idea of how all men find cock appealing
>dad has none of it and keeps encouraging me to just accept that I'm gay
>mum stays silent the entire time
>dad asks me if I'd suck a dick
>say I wouldn't suck a normal guy's dick
>asks me if I'd suck a tranny's dick
>say it's not gay if she's feminine looking
>insists I'm gay and tries to comfort me
>mum still dead silent
>get up and go to bedroom, watch some spongebob and try to forget about it

how did your parents react?
73 posts and 16 images submitted.
>>
Why do you have to convince yourself so hard that they arent gay?
>>
Sounds like you're the one who brought the topic up, seeing how they're confused about what trap meant.
>>
>told them I like short-hair, tomboy girls and have a burning desire to make them pregnant many times
>my dad gets drunks and beats me to near death yelling things like "thicc mommy gf only" and "i wish i had a cute daughter to hug"
>my mum converts to islam and voted for hillary just to spite me
It could have been worse OP, your mum wanted to be a grandma pretty bad thats all

File: IMG_0347.png (1MB, 1242x2208px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_0347.png
1MB, 1242x2208px
AMA Brobots
102 posts and 11 images submitted.
>>
Who is your favorite Asian pornstar?
>>
>>37348922
Lucy li even though she isn't even remotely Asian
>>
>>37348870
Get the fuck off r9k you piece of shit

File: 1496046183632.jpg (284KB, 960x1280px) Image search: [Google]
1496046183632.jpg
284KB, 960x1280px
Robots, be honest, how many of you crossdress?
40 posts and 11 images submitted.
>>
>>37348762
I'm a repressing tranny, so yeah I do from time to time.
>>
File: maxresdefault.jpg (43KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
maxresdefault.jpg
43KB, 1280x720px
>>37348767
What do you mean? How tranny are ya?
>>
>>37348762
I still didn't try it but I really want to. I already have a wig but I'm planning to buy another one or two, and some clothes and make-up stuff too.

File: Lottery Tickets.jpg (933KB, 3000x2067px) Image search: [Google]
Lottery Tickets.jpg
933KB, 3000x2067px
I need lucky numbers guys
22 posts and 5 images submitted.
>>
>>37348677
Well you got dubs

So that's pretty good
>>
>>37348685
The numbers only go from 1 to 45
>>
File: cult pepe.png (104KB, 541x530px) Image search: [Google]
cult pepe.png
104KB, 541x530px
>>37348700
kek has bless you with double dubs choose whatever>>37348700

I'm a 26 year old girl and have never had a relationship.

Am I emotionally stunted due to this? If so, what can I do to develop the maturity levels of my peers?
120 posts and 11 images submitted.
>>
All I can say is you need to get with an older man and get married ASAP before you hit that wall and you're forever doomed to crazy cat lady status.
>>
>>37348541
Idk,maybe Try online dating? worked for me,lasted a couple months though
>>
>>37348560
I don't want to get married

>>37348571
Tried online dating, guys were only looking for sex even on okcupid

I'm not trying to get a boyfriend anymore anyway. I just want to know how to make up for a lack of emotional development.

File: 1496017109888.jpg (118KB, 580x800px) Image search: [Google]
1496017109888.jpg
118KB, 580x800px
Is a woman's life easier than a mans?
74 posts and 11 images submitted.
>>
generally.

a woman can get away with a lot of aggressive and disrespectful behavior without getting hit. As a male, you gotta be more careful.
>>
>>37348415
agree with this

Additionally when they eventually push it to far they either get a lighter sentence or when she gets hit (in public) she is more likely to have people flock to her aid even though a few moments before she may have been beating a man
>>
Socially yes, professionally no.
Depends on which you value more I suppose.

File: 3571461.jpg (111KB, 922x596px) Image search: [Google]
3571461.jpg
111KB, 922x596px
whats your excuse? robottards.
86 posts and 24 images submitted.
>>
File: 1496016967623.jpg (83KB, 1277x678px) Image search: [Google]
1496016967623.jpg
83KB, 1277x678px
shes 22 and married to him when she was 19 and most likely as a virgin.
>>
>>37348319
>poo
>but full head of hair and good nose

she could have married much worse. kids should be incredibly hot.
>>
>>37348319
>A South Indian with a European makes a North Indian
Really makes you think

File: oscar-wilde.jpg (61KB, 640x704px) Image search: [Google]
oscar-wilde.jpg
61KB, 640x704px
I'm bisexual, one thing I've noticed is that a lot of women these days have become vapid self centred overly serious princesses who can't even carry a conversation, or make someone laugh. It seems like they all expect men to be the jesters, whilst offering nothing in return except their validation. And when they do speak, it's mostly about themselves. Women have forgotten the art of the conversation and interesting women are becoming an endangered species. For every woman who can make me chuckle, I know 20 men who can make me fall out of my seat laughing. The majority of Women are boring people, whilst even attractive men I've dated or known are capable of being humorous and interesting. I've decided to exclusively have relationships with men because of this.

How do you guys do it, have relationships with women? It's seems like other than sex, they're useless. Maybe you guys should try cock for a change?
52 posts and 6 images submitted.
>>
>>37348114
>women these days have become vapid self centred overly serious princesses
They've always been that
>can't even carry a conversation, or make someone laugh
They've never been able to do that, that is male stuff
>they all expect men to be the jesters whilst offering nothing in return except their validation
That's the way it's been since the beginning of time
>Women have forgotten the art of the conversation and interesting women are becoming an endangered species
They never knew that shit to begin with
>For every woman who can make me chuckle, I know 20 men who can make me fall out of my seat laughing.
Humor is a masculine thing designed to attract a mate, women don't need to have that ability
>Maybe you guys should try cock for a change?
That is disgusting degenerate trash. Sex is for procreating and furthering the success of your bloodline

The only real goal in life is to procreate. Women carry the baby making factories, they've already succeed in this goal from birth. They decide who will put their baby formula in it. For men to achieve their life goal of having their genes chosen for procreation they have to compete with other men, as not all men get to achieve this. As part of the competition, with the women as judge, you must portray to her that you have the most attractive traits of any other man she can choose from, the traits her children will have. This can be sociability, survival skills, provision skills, attractiveness, wealth, and a big one is humor.
Women don't need to compete for sperm, there is plenty to go around, so they don't need to develop any skills.
>>
>>37348235
Then what's the point of having relationships with women if women dont provide much relationship value other than sex and bearing your children?
>>
>>37348326
>don't provide much relationship value
>other than the only important things about relationships

They provide care, empathy, emotional support, your children's lives and well-being.
Why is laughing so important to you? Having a dumb laugh with the boys is just to pass the time, you'd be pretty pathetic to make your entire life revolve around that, it's childish.
You're just a raging faggot, m8.

File: 1495868947464.jpg (6KB, 235x250px) Image search: [Google]
1495868947464.jpg
6KB, 235x250px
If any of the following applies to you you need to leave right now

>kissed a girl
>had sex
>have(had) a gf
>own a car
>went to prom
>danced with a girl(not your mom)
>have a full time job
>own a home or rent apartment
>handsome face
>athletic body
>plays sports
>have talents praised by normies
>have a resume
>have trust fund

Let me know if I missed any.
103 posts and 23 images submitted.
>>
Yeah, I can stay! please, kill me
>>
failed normies make up 90% of the board now
>>
File: 1387089003678.gif (104KB, 300x136px) Image search: [Google]
1387089003678.gif
104KB, 300x136px
>>37348191
>>37348208
G E T
T H E
F U C K
O U T
R I G H T
F U C K I N G
N O W

Pages: [First page] [Previous page] [5180] [5181] [5182] [5183] [5184] [5185] [5186] [5187] [5188] [5189] [5190] [5191] [5192] [5193] [5194] [5195] [5196] [5197] [5198] [5199] [5200] [Next page] [Last page]

[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Top | Home]

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


If you need a post removed click on it's [Report] button and follow the instruction.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoins at 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties.
Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site.
This means that RandomArchive shows their content, archived.
If you need information for a Poster - contact them.