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just do HRT but pretend you're still a boy to them

>>37351028
>>Want to be trap

>making major life changing decisions based on your fetishes

truly kill yourself

>>37351122
I don't know whether it's a fetish or if I'm just mentally fucked from the start. I've been wanting to be a girl since I was 16, crossdressed for fun and met a guy once. All I've realised is that going to sleep begging God to wake up as a girl doesn't work and that I have no attraction to men, just attracted to being treated like a girl.

And yeah killing myself does sound like a good last option

>When did you develop a fetish for pixels
I didn't lad

>>37350831

And how are they objectively better anon?

>>37350863
Hey anon, did you know that when you look at a photograph of a woman on an electronic device, that photo is made up of pixels? Neat, huh?

Find a bridge or a gun don't try to OD like those attention whores

Ok, I might see you round later on <3

Do something for a friend and stream it

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>tfw relationship of 2 years ended a few weeks ago and it's really stressing me out because I gotta move states because of it

It's a lot of shit to get into so if anyone is interested I could blog post about it because to me it's interesting how we met and ended up and finally demise

>>37350540
sure, post it
>listening to my friend's dumb relationship problems so at this point I might as well listen to something more interesting

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>>37350604
Alright. I'll try to make it short. Don't wanna give unnecessary details unless requested

>Back in late 2014 start streaming in twitch
>Not big but decent views and fanbase
>Have qt3.14/10 girl watch me
>This goes on for months until April 2015
>She's not one of those twitch whores who sell their body (doesn't even show cleavage)
>We dm each other on Twitter and do mild flirting
>Add each other on Skype and get into a call
>She's gushing over me how """""""famous""""""" she thinks I am and says she's my biggest fan
>Tells me how she found me and started watching me
>She'ssodamncutehilyshit.png
>Start talking more and more on Skype messaging while I'm at work
>Really digging her and find her super interesting
>After a few weeks we felt romantic for each other, but we were both hesitant if long distance would work (me being in California and her in Texas)
>Say fuck it let's give it a go
>Thingsaresmooth.swf
>After a few months I take the leap to visit her
>Nervous as fuck
>Momspaghetti.webm
>Never been so nervous and excited in my life
>See her and couldn't help running and kissing her (her being my first kiss ever)
>Spend a few weeks there
>Lose my virginity to her on my birthday
>Shit was so cash, not just the sexually suff but being able to be around her finally
>Naked cuddling and late night early morning movies and food
>Go to six flags, get taken to her favorite food place
>I don't want to go back
>On the day I was supposed to go back here was a convention for anime
>Really wanted to go planning was terrible at the time
>She spend over $500 to push the flight back to a later date in order for me to stay long and have that time with her at he con
>Jawdropped.mp3
>Immensely in love with her
>Prior to visiting her I received a care package box from her with my favorite candy and an 8 page live letter about how she feels
>This is my 3DPD waifu I just know it

1/?

self...bump... someone... please... it's been so long but i haven't met anyone here that isn't a chad or roastie,,,

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>Emptiness and sausage party noices echoing on the background

>>37350477
Why did I have to be born here?

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>>37350370
*titties are fat

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Help out a bro-bot?

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If I post enough fat titties, eventually I'll get a reply.

>>37350354
>technically average if you take minorities and old people into account
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzb3TcC6zkM

>>37350354
I'm 5'5 kek
asian here living in asia so it's all good though
pretty much limited to shorter girls which is fine by me

>>37350354
Use 2 inch lifts and date short girls

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Brachiosaurus up in this bitch

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>>37350342

Good choice brahseph.

I like this feathered variant, very stylish.

>as there are cave paintings with children riding on its back.

Fuck that. I tell them that I like prog. I don't care if they like me or not

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Mfw an anime opening is in engrish so I can mention that song

>>37350187
fucking beta ahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhhaahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

You would know if you had real depression. You would really know.

real depression is meme depression

Depends on how you define depression. If you even ask that question(for a few months) you at least have mild depression.

>>37350183
how old are you even, anonska

>>37350183
Can I use my hands as your bra all day?

>>37350220
18
Origiooo

>>37350041
>new york post
bruh

nice welfare system we have there.

>>37350041
>avoid trap pregnancies
Traps can't get pregnant, dummy. That's one of the many things that makes them better than girls.

>>37350028
this all they do is steal shit then try to make it there own

>>37350028
also got to the end who the fuck would give some stacy a 1000$ watch when 1st meeting her

>>37350175
We would apparently.

>>37349972
Probably INFJ because emotion based and such

>>37349972
INFP is probably most feminine, but I think as a dyke that INFJ is by far the cutest, so you're already perfect.

please explain Ni to me, i dont really get it. what does it feel like to use it?

go 2 gospital

go to the hospital or ur dick is gonna fall off

>>37349881
Run to hospital you dumb son of a bitch