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>So anon, is it true that your dick is 4 inches?
>I-isn't that like a babies?

So how does it actually feel?

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Who /deadeyes/ here?

Parmegiano Reggiano

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what should I name my kitten
she's 6 weeks old

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What's the point of getting a gf if she's not a virgin?

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>boyfriend finds tinder on my phone
>starts freaking out and yelling at me and asking if I'm cheating on him

Why are boys so fucking insecure? Just because I'm using tinder doesn't mean I'm cheating on him.

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>pic related
This man is a multi-billionaire and people literally and figuratively look down on him.

Lankies need to leave this board.

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What do you think about old people? Personally they disgust me because of their smell and their weird behavior creeps me out (most old people are pretty slow mentally because of their brains slowly dying). I don't really have anything against them but they do get on my nerves when they're always in the goddamn way. Apparently old people are supposed to be wise and experienced with life which is weird because I've only met about 2 old people in my life that I found interesting and that I wanted to talk to. Every old person in my family is basically a normie except slower. How about you?

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>people here still think they have a chance of making it

Stop it, if you didn't have a GF during highschool chances are you're not what roasties want. Stop coping and move on. Chances are the near future will be pretty fucking dark so enjoy all these modern conveniences while you can and hope chad doesn't come for us.

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So my gf was a schizo and I tried to help her anyway I could. I paid off her debts (more than 3000), started to get my life stable after 5 years of partying and binge drinking.

Quit drinking, quit smoking, quit school, started on my business making apps (was a bit of a dream of mine). Now I'm working 12 hours a day making apps and I'm really going for this.

My gf (36), for the first time needs to pay the rent, cuz I can't afford it anymore. I need the money for my business.

The first month she needs to pay the rent (her house btw), she bails on me. She goes back to her parents.

Luckily my mom is a pretty good person and helps me out by offering a house she owns in which I can crash till I get back on my feet.

Now this isn't the first time something like this has happened to me. My second girlfriend left me with a 1400EU debt. But this new one takes the cake.

O and I also bought this new one a car and such...

Now this girl, is giving me 1 week to move out of her house and she's gonna give up the rent.

Her goddamn excuse is: I'm not giving her attention.

We have the same talk everyday about this is pretty important phase in my life and I need full concentration and no hassle.

She gives me daily hassle and the shrink gave her antipsychotics to keep her calm.

Now that she's calm, she's constantly depressed cuz of the meds. And she was bugging me for 2 months straight about how sad she was.

I'm 27 btw.

The worst part is, all of a sudden after 2 - 3 days of me working on 12 apps at the same time working my ass off. She's been hanging out with this other single mom (she's a single mom too, kid is with her dad), and then after a fight this morning she talked with her parents. And all of a sudden she's changing the way she talks and acts all like I'm the problem in her life, whilest I've been the only person supporting her since we live together...

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Who do you lift for r9k?

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>want to start a beautiful family
>scared of heartbreak

I want a family and shit, but I'm terrified at the thought of her leaving me in the future. I want a forever-after relationship like my parents have... (pic related)

My last gf was a conservative Christian chick. We had amazing chemistry together and loved each other, and she STILL dumped me.

Love just seems like such a seismic gamble these days

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>log into 4chan
>argue with strangers for 14 hours a day
who else here leads a fufilling life?

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Have you robots ever thought about discarding your old, given name and Identity, and adopting a new one.

>I hate my name for a couple of reasons. First I come from a family of loveless scumbags that live for the moment and are only interested in manipulating one another. We are not a "closed-knit" family that helps each other out. My family is a family of losers that drink alcohol, buy expensive cars and live for the NOW. That is why my family has nothing, and will never amount to anything. Any wealth we acquire in this life, will go with us to the grave or the cash register of our local liquor store, never to a legacy.

>When I was depressed in my room, dealing with bullies and sociopaths in my highschool years, these assholes made fun of me at home, humiliated me too, and generally just wanted me to stay out of their way. No love or compassion. No "lesson" to learn. We are scumbags. I come from a long line of them.

>I don't want to propagate this legacy. And I think that as long as I have the name these people gave me, and their surname, my identity will forever be tied to this family.

>I also hate my name because it ties me to my bullies. The way they shitted on me and my identity. In a lot of ways, my bullies made my name synonymous with human garbage, and I want to take a stand and define for myself who I am.

Anyone ever thought about this?

A common criticism I get when I bring up this idea goes something like this:

>I think you are just mentally ill, and should see a doctor.

From biblical figures that adopted new names and surnames, to businessmen (specially of the Jewish variety) name changes is not as uncommon as you might think. In a lot of ways having the balls to stand on your own two feet and discard your birth-given identity, to forge your own, is the opposite of mental illness.


I ask you now fellow Robots, ever thought about doing this?

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kek

dui again

like a typical nigger

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it's monday night time for a rose thread
come home rosebud